Diarrhoea

posted on 21 Jan 2010 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds.
Found in Japanese women’s magazine.

156 captions

  1. jjhitt | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 59  Subtract rating 1  

    What NOT to wear on the first date.

  2. Algernon | 3:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 77  Subtract rating 2  

    What a sh*tty t-shirt

  3. Algernon | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Doesn’t she look stylish in that.

  4. rowger | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 2  

    Allow me to demonstrate…

  5. Tong Lin | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 38  Subtract rating 2  

    Fashion nowadays, any shit will do

  6. MSGangsta | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Shouldn’t this be on the back of the shirt?

  7. Pete | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 10  

    (Sigh.) Ah, Japan.
    Thy cluelessness without bound
    Never ceases to astound.

  8. mindance | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 4  

    Also enjoy our new perfume: Liquid by Excrement

  9. Salome | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    When can I get one from the Engrish Store?

  10. Izzie | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    First in a range of ‘How are you today?’ message shirts – coming soon – “Fungal Infection”, “Contagious” and “Genital Itching”; and look out next month for “Killer PMS”

  11. Globe Trotter | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 11  

    Ahhhh… she has her own natural lube.

  12. Mingster | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 7  

    OMFG! I bet she failed her English class in the high school!!

  13. Algernon | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Also comes in brown.

  14. Duck | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Constipation is encouraged …

  15. beechoak | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Alright! Who honked-off the translator again?

  16. beechoak | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese fashion has just gone right down the toilet!

  17. beechoak | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve had a big “run” on sales lately…

  18. beechoak | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That shirt stinks!

  19. Blaze | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When these were first release, there was a run on the store to get them.

  20. Blaze | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Not really a caption, but I’m pretty sure the only way this happens is if their english language source (translator, phrase supplier, whatever) is retiring or being fired.

  21. Mista Bob Dobalina | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Medical encyclopedia being a source for t-shirt slogans.

  22. BeadyEl | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s thinking: “This is the LAST time I model for an ad for Pepto Bismol….”

  23. CoolTapes | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Where does it hurt?”
    “My… stomakku…”

  24. BigFatCat | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ads for weigh-loss program

  25. Grifter | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That shirt’s not going to be white for long…

  26. jjhitt | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If you wear this shirt in public, people will get out of your way.
    You’ll also have the elevator all to yourself.

  27. jjhitt | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I said SHIRT with an R.
    S – H – I – R – T !
    And that is NOT what I got.

  28. Yugan | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The model’s looking down and reading, thinking, “Oh, SH*T!!”

  29. Yugan | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I just emailed this to a friend, and the email verification was
    3N2P2P
    how appropriate!

  30. pamela38 | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    most people I know wear their HEART on their sleeve!

  31. Lollerskate | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So you got “Diarρea” huh? I gotta Πe!

  32. Ani | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Clerk: I’m not sure ma’am…OH…that’s on Aisle 3…right next to the t-shirts that say “Imodium” on them!

  33. Chris | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like she’s not taking any sh*t!

  34. Chris | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Or maybe taking an extra lot of sh*t…

  35. Pete | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed for the woman who really doesn’t want to be hit on.

  36. Mistermom | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To Blaze: well another term that i know for being fired is “sh*t-canned”, or maybe he just does not give a sh*t anymore. I think he is just done with taking everyone else’s sh*t!

  37. Emma | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese will wear any old sh*t

  38. Christine | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Diarrhoea: A Ho with the runs, homey!!

  39. Chris | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fashion for coprophiliacs!

  40. Lollerskate | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no! With that fabric along the way I will never know what diarrhoea is!

  41. Juulie | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Gastroenterologists: Win a free T-shirt when you send in the most interesting sample…

  42. RiderRengeru | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you know that Diarrhea is Hereditary?
    It runs in your jeans..

  43. Max | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Exceedingly poor taste,

  44. Xila31 | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When TMI becomes a way of life.

  45. Conventi | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I love those t-shirts explaining body functions. I hope they come up with something that involves vomit in the next collection.

  46. Patricia Yarrow | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    New heights (or new lows) of…shinjirarenai!

  47. Thuggy D | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yeah, that turns me on (not!!!)

  48. Pete | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shirts like these have too many words. They could have kept it simple and manufactured a one-word T-shirt that says:

    “SCAT!”

  49. Poisonous Gus | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    and yet she refuses to wear the sweater I made her for Christmas.

  50. coffeebot | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see her VOMIT t-shirt…

  51. pumpkinattack | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed by “Way Too Much Information” fashion.

  52. Chuck | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I accused her of being anal-retentive.

    Then she showed me her shirt while saying, “I wish!”

  53. Ralph Hamilton | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A fine example of verbal-diarrhoea.

  54. BennyB | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “I think I’ll go casual tonight… I’m pretty pooped.”

    “Hey, I know what you can wear…!”

  55. Chuck | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ” …please leave a caption for the Engrish photo; all vulgar entries, spam, etc. will be deleted ”

    Kind of hard to beat the photo itself !

  56. Lollerskate | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Miss Urine Tester USA pales in comparison…

  57. Repetitious | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  
  58. Repetitious | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    *stares at blank comment* That was weird…

  59. Repetitious | 10:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chocolate raaaaain…

  60. Odorikakeru | 12:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Which magazine did this come from? I need to buy a copy!

  61. Recoil | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What… the… f…

  62. Adam | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you decide to marry her, you might want to consider buying a house with two bathrooms.

  63. Sarah | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diarrhoea’s hereditary you know…it runs in your jeans.

  64. boooom | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!
    I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!
    I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!

  65. zuleika | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So you are going to wash?

  66. kawaiipikachu | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah god?
    Bloodyexcritment.

  67. Steve | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    PJ O’Rourke once joked that there should be a brown ribbon campaign for Diarrhoea Aweareness Week since it’s the biggest killer on the planet. Life imitates art.

  68. L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    she’s requesting an amublance, please.
    Hold on! her shirt have a bad case of diarrhea!

  69. Nicholas Maconachie | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    She obviously loves her laxatives :P

  70. Nicholas | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Diarrhoea’ is so last season! This season it’s all about ‘Dysentery’…

  71. Old Man | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Next up in the Unpleasant Bodily Fluids fashion line, “Pus”, “Weeping Sore”, and “Bloody Mucus.”

  72. Chaosweaver | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought those fashion magazines were crappy.

  73. Belbe | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Choose random word from English dictionary.
    Print definition on shirt.
    Sell!

  74. Bill Posters | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    as much as i like to think somebody picked the wrong random word for popular t-shirt, perhaps this is actually an ADVERT for some diarrhea medication

    not so funny then

    have all been taken for a ride by some advertising slogan?

    eewww

  75. coffeebot | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    EDITOR: I need fresh face of diarrhoea!

    WRITER: How about happen Japanese woman?

    EDITOR: Yes! This face occurs every when they diarrhoea! Stop a Presses!

  76. Lora | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s got diarrheoa on her shirt! Ew, disgusting! :-(

  77. miki | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    carefree now, but not for long..

  78. Grace | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ….Really?

  79. Ray | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Gonorrhoea anyone?

  80. Old Man | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My family went to Japan and all I got was this crappy t-shirt…

  81. The_guy_gin | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what’s on the back of the shirt…

  82. phoenixx | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ok who stole my pepto bismol?

  83. GrowlyPants | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha I think the Americans did this on purpose, when they finally figured out what the japanese/chinese words on their shirts actually said…payback is sweet(:<

  84. chieromancer | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yoshi never understood why he was fired from his job at the t-shirt factory.

  85. chieromancer | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rejected Immodium AD promotional item.

  86. Ralf | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I honestly don’t mind if she has the runs ..i’d still go there ;)

  87. Erog | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww Shirrrrrrrrrrt!

  88. cade | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i bet you this stuff happens to us too, what do you think half those asian writing shirts say? lol

  89. TJ | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Too…many…John Mayer…references!

  90. FancyPants | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I say!
    Her fashion sense is explosive!

  91. duderonomy | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever have that “not so fresh” feeling?

  92. mickeygreeneyes | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And their technology is HOW far ahead of ours?

  93. pricklypear | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    and diarrhea is spelled without an “o”, so i doubt they actually pulled this from a dictionary.

  94. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ pricklypear:

    “Diarrhoea” is the British spelling. Like “tyre”, or “colour”, or “centre”.

  95. - | 2:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    now that shirt seams rather clean…

  96. Barney Rubble | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is it with the Japanese and diarrhea?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5l9gm4ymLw

  97. kloo | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I left my vomit shirt at the dry cleaners…

  98. Brenda | 1:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After the clever invention of the medical terminology t-shirts the nurses in the medical school all got A’s on their finals

  99. Tim | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet thats what all the japanese says on the shirts that we buy. we just both get a kick out of seeing what stupid sh*t we can get each other to where because we all know neither of us speaks each others language

  100. Sequoia | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is she smiling at her shirt…

  101. QUBIQ | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    FRANKIE SAY RELAX

  102. dandan | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just dont show them the picture on the back!

  103. Chapwick | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Under her scarf(?) it says “and in a liquid form”. It’s just random text copied from the Oxford English Dictionary: http://bit.ly/dkTsID

  104. John | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to poo. Do you want to poo too?

  105. Kiwi | 1:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the point of this shirt?

  106. Dermot | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’d write any old sh*t on a T-Shirt these days.

  107. Snowy | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …what designer ever thought that it would POSSIBLY be a good idea to make the original shirt design? :? For them to have the word large and then the definition, they would have almost had to know what it meant, right? ;_;

    On the other hand, though, this would be TEH BEST GIFT EVAR for someone I don’t like very much… :/

  108. Rick | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Craption

  109. Jody | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t say you weren’t warned…

  110. Yanyan | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Japan has probably the most awesome t-shirts. XD

  111. racist park | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diarrhoea doesn’t make the girl hot.

  112. loserbeep | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diarrhoea has never been so HOT!

  113. RinSu | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The clothing designer must me an American troll.

  114. RinSu | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Diarrhoea shirts are sooooo last year. ANAL BLEACHING jackets are all the rage now ;)

  115. scrymeariver | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if the colours run.

  116. Ernie Brandon | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Diarrhoea… It’s what’s hot!”

    (Two women walk down the beach)
    Woman1: “Mom… Do you enema?”
    (Woman 2 smiles knowingly)

  117. mikeee | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    LOL T-Shit

  118. James A. Calwell III | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d buy a male version.

  119. Angel Naomi | 1:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, I wonder if the designers for these t-shirts just copy/paste random things they find and have no idea what it really means. I also wonder if we are doing the same things with foreign characters we put on our t-shirts XD

  120. takatomon | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i TOLD you not to eat the poo poo platter!

  121. B | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The clothing designer apparently referenced a medication book instead of a meditation book.

  122. no-shave-november | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From The Corporation For Honesty In Adornment

  123. Sen | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She has no idea what she’s advertising for, does she?

  124. Miladydoyle | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When your walking with a swagger and you Think you saw Mick Jaggar…..

  125. Ohai | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Need to know what diarrhea is? Just look at her shirt! Sure,it’s a brief explanation but that’s all you need to know,right?

  126. Gerson | 1:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    How about just “stomach explosion”?

  127. aiiis | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    at least she’s hot

  128. WHARDZDFUYJL; | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    they should make a vomit for toddlers range

  129. WHARDZDFUYJL; | 11:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Vomit for Toddlers range will be released soon !!!!!!

  130. Ivy Schaeffer | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if she suddenly gets up and runs away on your date don’t worry! Its not you.

  131. Shell Belle | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    a haiku in honor of this:

    oh, engrish.com
    my stomach hurts from laughing
    at the poo-poo shirt

  132. multimotyl | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shirt happens

  133. qwerty | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s how they did it:
    -Find a long word in a dictionary
    -Include the definition because it makes the shirt look cool
    -Finito!

  134. sawi | 11:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try our Dysentry Pants and Rotavirus-laden Candies.

  135. Jonny | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    arse sore!

  136. JP | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No More Shitty Ideas

  137. zmud | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When your sliding into first and you feel your gonna burst…

  138. zmud | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope the model doesn’t get typecast!

  139. GeoVaughan | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The latest in tubgirl’s Tubwear line.

  140. kimkamal | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    so what perfume should i wear today..?

  141. adipatania | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    t-shirt’s colour isn’t quite right

  142. Bob | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think she’s hot to trot.

  143. Chrispy | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diareah
    cha cha cha

  144. elfnathan | 7:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    o/~ I’m a pooper, she’s a pooper, wouldn’t you like to be a pooper too o/~

  145. Xenon Oxide | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Die-å-rear.

  146. obaka | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is better than constipation.

  147. zortharg | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    With our t-shirts, you’re never quite sure if it’s unintentional.

  148. judyyang | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    what Not to wear in american retuarants

  149. Skot | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people think it’s funny but it’s really brown and runny.
    No stress no strain just sit and let it drain.
    You can tell by the smell that you aint feelin well.
    You can tell by the sight that something aint right.

  150. Gina M. | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if she knows what she’s wearing…

  151. Kim | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Example of why we shouldn’t get tattoos in another language. She probably thinks it says “Peace” or something lol

  152. malchick99 | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    DQN editorial… what more to add

  153. Adonja | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    makes me wonder what my chinese t-shirt is saying

  154. X | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Speaking for myself, if i was given a T-shirt with something printed on it, in English or any language that I didnt know, you’d bet i’d get a dictionary to find out. “Do not speak English” is not an excuse for this humiliation. For years in countries like China, Japan, Korea and so on, anything with some English language, words/phrases, printed on it would be a hot sale. It’s just self-debasing and shopping for humiliation.

  155. X | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @qwerty:
    Here’s how they did it:
    -Find a long word in a dictionary
    -Include the definition because it makes the shirt look cool
    -Finito!

    Dont forget to find a dump Asian bimbo model who would proudly put it on and advertising it in public, no questions asked.

  156. X | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Belbe:

    Choose random word from English dictionary.
    Print definition on shirt.
    Sell!

    You missed one step:

    Find a braindead hot girl to wear the T-SHIT, … the sell!

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