Photo courtesy of Jude Simmonds.
Found in Japanese women’s magazine.
What NOT to wear on the first date.
What a sh*tty t-shirt
Doesn’t she look stylish in that.
Allow me to demonstrate…
Fashion nowadays, any shit will do
Shouldn’t this be on the back of the shirt?
(Sigh.) Ah, Japan.
Thy cluelessness without bound
Never ceases to astound.
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When can I get one from the Engrish Store?
First in a range of ‘How are you today?’ message shirts – coming soon – “Fungal Infection”, “Contagious” and “Genital Itching”; and look out next month for “Killer PMS”
Ahhhh… she has her own natural lube.
OMFG! I bet she failed her English class in the high school!!
Also comes in brown.
Constipation is encouraged …
Alright! Who honked-off the translator again?
Japanese fashion has just gone right down the toilet!
They’ve had a big “run” on sales lately…
That shirt stinks!
When these were first release, there was a run on the store to get them.
Not really a caption, but I’m pretty sure the only way this happens is if their english language source (translator, phrase supplier, whatever) is retiring or being fired.
Medical encyclopedia being a source for t-shirt slogans.
She’s thinking: “This is the LAST time I model for an ad for Pepto Bismol….”
“Where does it hurt?”
Ads for weigh-loss program
That shirt’s not going to be white for long…
If you wear this shirt in public, people will get out of your way.
You’ll also have the elevator all to yourself.
I said SHIRT with an R.
S – H – I – R – T !
And that is NOT what I got.
The model’s looking down and reading, thinking, “Oh, SH*T!!”
I just emailed this to a friend, and the email verification was
most people I know wear their HEART on their sleeve!
So you got “DiarÏea” huh? I gotta Î e!
Clerk: I’m not sure ma’am…OH…that’s on Aisle 3…right next to the t-shirts that say “Imodium” on them!
Looks like she’s not taking any sh*t!
Or maybe taking an extra lot of sh*t…
Designed for the woman who really doesn’t want to be hit on.
To Blaze: well another term that i know for being fired is “sh*t-canned”, or maybe he just does not give a sh*t anymore. I think he is just done with taking everyone else’s sh*t!
The Japanese will wear any old sh*t
Diarrhoea: A Ho with the runs, homey!!
Fashion for coprophiliacs!
Oh no! With that fabric along the way I will never know what diarrhoea is!
Gastroenterologists: Win a free T-shirt when you send in the most interesting sample…
Did you know that Diarrhea is Hereditary?
It runs in your jeans..
Exceedingly poor taste,
When TMI becomes a way of life.
I love those t-shirts explaining body functions. I hope they come up with something that involves vomit in the next collection.
New heights (or new lows) of…shinjirarenai!
Oh yeah, that turns me on (not!!!)
Shirts like these have too many words. They could have kept it simple and manufactured a one-word T-shirt that says:
and yet she refuses to wear the sweater I made her for Christmas.
You should see her VOMIT t-shirt…
Designed by “Way Too Much Information” fashion.
I accused her of being anal-retentive.
Then she showed me her shirt while saying, “I wish!”
A fine example of verbal-diarrhoea.
“I think I’ll go casual tonight… I’m pretty pooped.”
“Hey, I know what you can wear…!”
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Kind of hard to beat the photo itself !
Miss Urine Tester USA pales in comparison…
*stares at blank comment* That was weird…
Which magazine did this come from? I need to buy a copy!
What… the… f…
If you decide to marry her, you might want to consider buying a house with two bathrooms.
Diarrhoea’s hereditary you know…it runs in your jeans.
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA!
So you are going to wash?
PJ O’Rourke once joked that there should be a brown ribbon campaign for Diarrhoea Aweareness Week since it’s the biggest killer on the planet. Life imitates art.
she’s requesting an amublance, please.
Hold on! her shirt have a bad case of diarrhea!
She obviously loves her laxatives
‘Diarrhoea’ is so last season! This season it’s all about ‘Dysentery’…
Next up in the Unpleasant Bodily Fluids fashion line, “Pus”, “Weeping Sore”, and “Bloody Mucus.”
I always thought those fashion magazines were crappy.
Choose random word from English dictionary.
Print definition on shirt.
as much as i like to think somebody picked the wrong random word for popular t-shirt, perhaps this is actually an ADVERT for some diarrhea medication
not so funny then
have all been taken for a ride by some advertising slogan?
EDITOR: I need fresh face of diarrhoea!
WRITER: How about happen Japanese woman?
EDITOR: Yes! This face occurs every when they diarrhoea! Stop a Presses!
She’s got diarrheoa on her shirt! Ew, disgusting!
carefree now, but not for long..
My family went to Japan and all I got was this crappy t-shirt…
I wonder what’s on the back of the shirt…
ok who stole my pepto bismol?
Haha I think the Americans did this on purpose, when they finally figured out what the japanese/chinese words on their shirts actually said…payback is sweet(:<
Yoshi never understood why he was fired from his job at the t-shirt factory.
Rejected Immodium AD promotional item.
I honestly don’t mind if she has the runs ..i’d still go there
i bet you this stuff happens to us too, what do you think half those asian writing shirts say? lol
Her fashion sense is explosive!
Ever have that “not so fresh” feeling?
And their technology is HOW far ahead of ours?
and diarrhea is spelled without an “o”, so i doubt they actually pulled this from a dictionary.
“Diarrhoea” is the British spelling. Like “tyre”, or “colour”, or “centre”.
now that shirt seams rather clean…
What is it with the Japanese and diarrhea?
I left my vomit shirt at the dry cleaners…
After the clever invention of the medical terminology t-shirts the nurses in the medical school all got A’s on their finals
I bet thats what all the japanese says on the shirts that we buy. we just both get a kick out of seeing what stupid sh*t we can get each other to where because we all know neither of us speaks each others language
Why is she smiling at her shirt…
FRANKIE SAY RELAX
Just dont show them the picture on the back!
Under her scarf(?) it says “and in a liquid form”. It’s just random text copied from the Oxford English Dictionary: http://bit.ly/dkTsID
I want to poo. Do you want to poo too?
What’s the point of this shirt?
They’d write any old sh*t on a T-Shirt these days.
…what designer ever thought that it would POSSIBLY be a good idea to make the original shirt design? For them to have the word large and then the definition, they would have almost had to know what it meant, right? ;_;
On the other hand, though, this would be TEH BEST GIFT EVAR for someone I don’t like very much… :/
Don’t say you weren’t warned…
Japan has probably the most awesome t-shirts. XD
Diarrhoea doesn’t make the girl hot.
Diarrhoea has never been so HOT!
The clothing designer must me an American troll.
Diarrhoea shirts are sooooo last year. ANAL BLEACHING jackets are all the rage now
I wonder if the colours run.
“Diarrhoea… It’s what’s hot!”
(Two women walk down the beach)
Woman1: “Mom… Do you enema?”
(Woman 2 smiles knowingly)
I’d buy a male version.
You know, I wonder if the designers for these t-shirts just copy/paste random things they find and have no idea what it really means. I also wonder if we are doing the same things with foreign characters we put on our t-shirts XD
i TOLD you not to eat the poo poo platter!
The clothing designer apparently referenced a medication book instead of a meditation book.
From The Corporation For Honesty In Adornment
She has no idea what she’s advertising for, does she?
When your walking with a swagger and you Think you saw Mick Jaggar…..
Need to know what diarrhea is? Just look at her shirt! Sure,it’s a brief explanation but that’s all you need to know,right?
How about just “stomach explosion”?
at least she’s hot
they should make a vomit for toddlers range
Vomit for Toddlers range will be released soon !!!!!!
Well, if she suddenly gets up and runs away on your date don’t worry! Its not you.
a haiku in honor of this:
my stomach hurts from laughing
at the poo-poo shirt
Here’s how they did it:
-Find a long word in a dictionary
-Include the definition because it makes the shirt look cool
Also try our Dysentry Pants and Rotavirus-laden Candies.
No More Shitty Ideas
When your sliding into first and you feel your gonna burst…
I hope the model doesn’t get typecast!
The latest in tubgirl’s Tubwear line.
so what perfume should i wear today..?
t-shirt’s colour isn’t quite right
I think she’s hot to trot.
cha cha cha
o/~ I’m a pooper, she’s a pooper, wouldn’t you like to be a pooper too o/~
It is better than constipation.
With our t-shirts, you’re never quite sure if it’s unintentional.
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Some people think it’s funny but it’s really brown and runny.
No stress no strain just sit and let it drain.
You can tell by the smell that you aint feelin well.
You can tell by the sight that something aint right.
I wonder if she knows what she’s wearing…
Example of why we shouldn’t get tattoos in another language. She probably thinks it says “Peace” or something lol
DQN editorial… what more to add
makes me wonder what my chinese t-shirt is saying
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