Everyday! Good Feeling

posted on 23 Jan 2010 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Morgan Hall.
Toddler’s sweatshirt from Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hodies for the nudist camp.

  2. Spoony | 3:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Head held high; balls hanging low. I feel good today!

  3. Spoony | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the Japanese strip clubs… Such charming and innocent-looking advertisements.

  4. jjhitt | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you perhaps searching for an idol?
    Oh yeah. Virgins, volcano, stone altar… sign me up for the whole package.

  5. jjhitt | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I know who has been stealing my Prozac.

  6. SF | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When it is stripped off you find the Diarrhea T-shirt underneath. The outside is OK, it’s the inside the problem.

  7. coffeebot | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baring your soul should not involve removal of skin. Just my opinion.

  8. beechoak | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I usually feel good every day when I strip it off!

  9. beechoak | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a fantastic feeling for a new reality show: Naked American Idol!

  10. JeV | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m new to this site… and amazed, shocked, etc. Is this all for real?? I would be so gratefull if any person could shed some light on how these texts come to be. If you input bogus text into google translate en choose ANY LANGUAGE to ENGLISH chances are it would be better that this.

  11. Chuck | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wearing this sweatshirt will strip your children of their dignity.

  12. Chris | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a bad feeling about this.

  13. Ralph Hamilton | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jev. Those devious little Asians are subverting the language. Eventually they will achieve a spoken English, that even us native speakers of the language, will not be able to understand.

    It is all part of the master plan of world domination.

    HAIL TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER. HAIL! HAIL!

    TODAY THE LANGUAGE. TOMORROW THE WORLD!!

    Err. Sorry there. I got a bit carried away for a second.

  14. Satellite Heart | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sings: Oh this is one fine day to be nude, yeah this is one fine day to be nude…

  15. Chuck | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eventually, Ralph ? That day is here, my friend.

    Most so-called English teachers are teaching such a poor version of it that, even as a first language, it should be only be passable as a second !

    Spelling, grammar, punctuation and pronunciation are all out the window as they won’t correct or fail for fear of offending.

  16. Pete | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    JeV,

    These aren’t a joke. Having lived in Asia several years of my life, encountering stuff like what you’ve seen on this site is basically a daily occurrence.

    Lots of us who have…or even haven’t…lived in Asia simply see it as nostalgic humor, with no malicious or hateful intent present. There have been visitors here who have accused the site and its readership of being racist. Racial condescension is not the intention behind this website, and I for one hope you didn’t interpret it that way.

  17. Lollerskate | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The person here had stated before: http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/06/undress-myself-and-prohibit-it.jpg

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How come I don’t have any “EVERYDAY GOOD FEELING” when I see myself stripped off, in a mirror?

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, the best one I have ever seen, was on a BBQ apron that a friend’s wife was wearing. (She was Japanese)

    It had on it:, a picture of two adorable kittens.
    With the caption: I am the finest pussy in the cathouse. (Unquote)

    Eventually some killjoy told her what it meant, and she took it off.

    Cathouse/cattery anyone.

  20. Weegee | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Super! Thanks for asking!
    All things considered, I couldn’t be better I must say!
    I’m feeling super! No! Nothing bugs me!
    Everything is super when your felling very…
    Don’t you think I look cute in this hat?

  21. Repetitious | 12:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tsuyoshi Kusanagi’s designing a line of clothing?

  22. Take2 | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    On the flip side, you gotta wonder what some of those popular Kanji tattoos REALLY say. “Stupid White Guy” is among my candidates.

  23. mRn | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ralph, @pete and @Jev
    Just because the Chinese and Japanese use the language badly doesn’t warrant for generalizing that Asians are subverting the English language..I am from India and i could easily say that Indians have a far superior command of English… i too do love this site and just trying to put things in a right perceptive

  24. Amanda | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ralph Hamilton – Not only do I want that apron, I would wear it with pride! 😉 lol.

  25. Chuck | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Agreed, mRn. My comment was in regard to the poor quality of today’s English education in supposed English-speaking countries. The causes of the lowered standards are debatable but the results are not.

  26. Chuck | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or the tattoo in the small of her back which proclaims,

    ” Beef and Broccoli “

  27. Recoil | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think there comes a time in every person’s life when they must ask themselves: “Who isn’t the person whom it is stripped off any more the outside, either?”.

  28. corvuscorax | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Superior! Let’s the happiness feelings! A your perhaps for searching the idiot?

  29. phoenixx | 1:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i naked..i use rest room..left mess

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is not there the thing left behind of a blacksheep?

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