I think I’ve seen enough here…

posted on 25 Jan 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries



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  1. Haifa Al-Alsheikh | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But, what did I do wrong? :(

  2. Jay | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is warning of you!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    must be genetically engineered.

  4. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Think I’ll take that one instead.

  5. Globe Trotter | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    $11.99/LB… yeah, I’ll leave.

  6. coffeebot | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfriendly Farms never understood their low sales…

  7. Adam | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just let one rip.

  8. Blaze | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s just not enough spinach in this town for the two of us.

  9. Karmas girl | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but not until you make like a tree

  10. Grifter | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why so green?

  11. Pete | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave? Next time I’ll do even better and won’t even bother coming in.

  12. CallieWL | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or what? You gonna get sap on me?

  13. tekleader | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t the produce you’re looking for…

  14. Chris | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I was looking for the worst leaves.

  15. Brian | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Awright, who labeled these?”
    “It was Eddie, sir”
    “Tell him he’s fired!”
    “Um, you already fired him yesterday… but then you told him to finish his shift…”

  16. Makito Mochizuki | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better make like a tree…and get outta here!

  17. Juulie | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put down the $1.08 and back away slowly…

  18. Satellite Heart | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Located next to Sick Leave and Maternity Leave.

  19. cocaslocas | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it used to be called: “better make like a tree”
    but they couldn’t fit it on the price tag so they changed it.

  20. Darcy K | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want the WORSE LEAVE… it’s probably cheaper than the AVERAGE LEAVE

  21. better-u-than-me | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make me!

  22. Thuggy D | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and take that pile of garbage with you.

  23. tomasiq | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this package will self-destruct in 10 seconds

  24. Chuck | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, how much for the Best Leave ?

  25. Ani | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better make like a leaf in the breeze and flutter outta here.

  26. Wendy Darling | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Found beside SCRAM, BEAT IT and VAMOOSE

  27. Pete | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and be sure to drop the chalupa on your way out!

  28. BeadyEl | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These veggies are on the mend; last week they were “SICK LEAVE” …

  29. Pete | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of that ancient margarine commercial:

    “Butter.” “Parkay.”
    “Butter.” “Parkay.”
    “Butter….

  30. Xila31 | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve heard of Whole Foods? Well this is Paranoid Foods.

  31. Roxy_Is_Ferox | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah! I’ll gonna LEAVE! You are overpricin’ yer products man! That’s so WONG!

  32. Gappa Goshti | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    On a serious note- they mean to say ‘betel leaf’. :)

  33. Something | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did i do something wrong?

  34. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s make like a leaf and blow!

  35. dwayne | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It says, “11.99 $/LB.” Is this from the U.S.?!?!?!?

  36. Chaosweaver | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A valiant attempt to warn unfortunate travellers against lingering in the Human Dumplings shop, alas…

  37. Adrian | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i’d rather use these better leaves than that artsy fartsy toilet paper…probably clean better…

  38. vineclimber | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the bitter herb section.

  39. barmaglot | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The herb is bitter, indeed.

  40. Detective Kitty | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….but…but…i don’t wanna

  41. phoenixx | 1:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    leaf me alone

  42. bIrqul | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alas! The secret ingredient I use when my in-laws come to our house for dinner is now available to all!

  43. Gehehehe | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This shop is gonna wind up soon…

  44. aaa | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    let’s leave guys!!

  45. Aram in China | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the door. . .oops, I mean beef!

  46. Austin Kendall | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh GOD! Get out of there before those leaves spontaneously mutate and eat you!!!

  47. don | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ok fine.

  48. kloo | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    worse goodbye

  49. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But shopping was just getting interesting …!

  50. RudeChap | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re at the risk of your health

  51. Tom Bradley Jr. | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s nothing personal. But get out.

  52. Casey Behimer | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, Nice work! I saw this really great post today.

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