Please don’t go!
posted on 17 Jan 2010 in Bags/Packaging
Photo courtesy of John DiCesare.
Shopping bag found at 7-11 in Japan.
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Doggie bag…bag.
Allow me to further communicate my discontent with a series of squirts and sheds.
Bad Fido naughty fido
But I’m going out and leaving you behind precisely because you are unpleasant. If you want me to take you with me you’ll have to change your ways.
“If I am here, can you go out with you?” This is the most philosophical dog I have ever seen and he’s playing mind games with me again!
If not guarded, I’ll leave unpleasant smells under the sofas!
I’m sorry, but 7-11′s don’t allow pets, sorry, but I’ll have to leave you alone with you
You have to be desparate if you’re going out with yourself.
If you are unpleasant, then I’m will left you in house when going out with me.
“…can you go out with you?”
Is this a Zen koan or an existential quandary?
Well, I might as well go with myself since you’re so unpleasent.
oh no no no..you are not going to make me feel guilty again! stay here and that’s final!
“I am unpleasant”
Honest Dog, I salute you!
That dog looks like he’s ready to show us exactly how unpleasant he can be.
And I have left a little present in your boots.
I go out with myself all the time! The only exception is when I have an out-of-body experience or surf the Astral Plane with my Guru. At these times I leave my body at home with your unpleasantness…
Please don’t be unpleasant. Me and I are just going out with some friends. Just do what the babysitter having said.
I’m so ronrey…
at least hes being honest and straight-forward about his unpleasantness…
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
C’mon, I’m a dog! I speak English about as well as Sarah Palin!
Well, maybe if you weren’t so unpleasant…
You can’t keep a good bag down.
This dog comes with a vital warning: take me out or I’ll poop on your bed.
ok….. What? I guess it’s a bag of nonsense….
It’s true. You are unpleasant.
So now you tell me I’m going out with a dog!
Teh dawgeh spekz bettah den teh LOLcatz!
Dog hates to be left, but i am always right!!!
All joking aside, I get a little teary-eyed every time I see this. ;_;
You are too busy with you to go out with me.
there is a bad for those peta people…..
He’s unpleasant because he’s going into the “cooking my dog” later.
i leave gift on rug for you..leave me alone again i dare ya
Honest Dog hates loneliness.
When I left, it not right!
Take me with you so I can sit in a hot car while you shop and become dehydrated and die. I deserve it for ripping your underwear to shreds and pooping on the rug.
OMG THE CUTEST DOGGIE EVER!!!
YES YOU CAN GO OUT WITH YOU! I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE UNPLEASENT!
If this were a Chinese or Korean 7-11, this would be a picture of the contents of the bag.