Pocket Raincoat
posted on 2 Jan 2010 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Eugeni Sanchez.
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They’ve spotted our terrible photoshop work on the gentleman’s head. Abort the raincoat mission!
Pocket raincoat? Isn’t that what the condom robot was trying to sell?
Always carry protection….. from rain
I nominate this one for photoshopdisasters as well!
Abort the rain any time you like.
Looks like somebody aborted the guy’s head!
No. 168 raincoat for type-78 sex!
“Does this raincoat make my head look big?”
“Pocket raincoat number 169! It’s perfect for tours, sports, abortions and working outside!”
Made in China. More specifically, made in the part of China where gigantic headed-men live in French châteaux.
For keeping your pockets dry
It’s good to see that it comes without any 168’s. I hate those.
I notice the background picture is that mad copy of a French château:
http://www.gearthhacks.com/dlfile19839/Zhang-Laffitte-(French-castle-replica-in-China).htm
Though an improvement over the Sex-78 series condom-selling robots, the No:168 series pocket-raincoat pushing androids still couldn’t break into the western prophyactic markets. “We come in piece!” (Seven, to be exact.)
Long ago, in the magic kingdom of body condoms…
Is a Chinese raincoat the same as an English raincoat?
Use Xiongfeng raincoat, and you get strange looking western babies.
I thought you abort to stop carrying…..
Is webmaster running a theme here ?
Carry abort in raincoat then ditch in trash
Will this prevent me from getting a Pocket Wetty?
Okay, we know the Photoshop job is terrible. No need to get a swelled head…
NB: Recommend use “Pocket Raincoat” No. 861 on Tour for Inside.
By the by; Does anyone have a clue why almost every Chinese made product seems to have an arbitary three-digit number assigned to it? Unless barcodes aren’t a common find in China, I can’t really figure out why they’re there…
Be sure to visit all the fantasy castles of China in your designer raincoats.
@DeiselDragon: I think the 3 digit numbers are supposed to persuade the consumer that they are a thriving conglomeration with hundreds of products. It has a systematic, scientific ring, sort of like naming things X15.
Of course, it might also be the girl saying, I’ve told you NO 168 times, now will you abort your asinine plans?
Like the comic who asks, “What about Preparations A through G ?”
Whe we say “Tour for outside” we mean it.
An out of the pocket Dungeons and Dragons costume! How nice!
… And they wear it in broad daylight? XD
If you had a head that BIG, yo’ mama would abort you too.
It’s also great for visiting your castle on sunny days, apparently.
Not to recommending for wear beyond first trimester.
Not to attempting for dry in toaster.
Not to drying for ringer mangle or net device centrefuse.
ONLY but to be ever well hung.
that guys head is huge..I think his pocket raincoat is too tight
Also, why are they wearing raincoats? it’s sunny out
Ideal for keeping you dry on your way to the rain slick cliff side.
Good grief, it’s George Lopez’s foreign cousin! And he’s visiting Disney Land!
Warning! Heads not included.
Use it. Unless you want a bunch of little pockets running around.
KinkyTom | 4:18 am |
“Always carry protection….. from rain”
Then at least you won’t have to WORRY about “The Abort…”
The comping in this photo is ridiculous!
Just so you know, the picture is of Chateau de Chenonceau in France. (not the replica of Chateau Maison-Lafitte mentioned earlier) You can clearly see the same angle in this photo: http://www.francethisway.com/places/images/chateau/chenonceauchateau.jpg
In case of abort, work outdoor
“Pocket Raincoat,” so that’s what they’re calling it these days.
“Hey, Honey. I got something in my pocket for you.”
To sum it up, if you forgot pocket raincoat, you need abortion!
That’s one positively huge head.
wonder what else in the pocket they have?