Round ‘em up please…
posted on 29 Jan 2010 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Jessica Fawley.
Found on airplane above seats in China.
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Herding bees, it like herding cats.
When I am herd, I do not a smile forget.
Don’t run and bonk your herd, or else you will be given an Eddie Munster haircut and insect antennae.
Of course I”ve herd of bees. Where do you think I have been all my life?
“Bee Movie”, the “Rawhide” version.
I have some bees in my farm.
Cows always make me break out in hives.
But if I’m watching my herd instead of watching where I’m going, I might run into something and hit my head!
I believe in his case they’re called “swarms.”
@Jay. Don’t you dare bonk my herd.
“But sir, they’ve been waiting over an hour! I can’t tell them the plane is finally boarding! I need more help!”
“Just do it.”
“Alright, fine. Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is now ready for boardiiiiiiiahhhhhh! STAMPEDE!”
What a way to learn about the herds and the bees.
It’s nice to see someone with a good herd on their shoulders.
I think this is advice for people flying with 5 or more children.
(Rare though that may be in China…)
Did you bring in a person very tall? Watch out though, because a stampede of claustrophobics would ram you!
Haiku
insect bump a herd
this very run dangers you
please bee, watch your herd
@Ralph Hamilton. If I can’t bonk your herd, then I’ll just flock myself.
That’s no bee. Isn’t that Kazoo from The Flintstones?
@SF: Would that be “Rawhive”?
Thanks for the “herds up!”.
BTW, “Found on airplane above seats in China.”??? Speaking of Engrish…
Spelling Bee in trouble.
If you don’t, it will bee baaaaaahd.
Octomom, this means you.
Clean up after your herd, please.
Octomom’s childen should be herd and not seen.
i have never herd of the herd of bees..
Jesus, please!
Looks like he’s gonna run into a squid.
You don’t want to end up like that Bo Peep person do you? Well do YOU!?
Mooo! Quick grab that bull and get him clean he’s attracting bees!
Bee-leave me when I say I herd the buzzing and went a running!
dude! your herd’s eating mine!
ok who stole bessy and flossy???
Hey someone low-herd the cieling!
watch your herd, they may hit their head, and then we all get stung
ya’ herd?
Watching Bee Herding ….it’s Sheep entertainment.
Watch your herd still works. Though I can’t imagine I’d even FIT if this sign is in China…