Wash your hands after eating…

posted on 9 Jan 2010 in Menus, Signs

Photo courtesy of Andrew.
Found at hotel breakfast buffet in Hakone, Japan.

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  1. John Tranbo | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You never know what diseases you’ll catch when you touch those balls.

  2. KinkyTom | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they’re honest about tampering with your food :P

  3. jjhitt | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Bacteria Cafeteria…

  4. MSGangsta | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only one germ, that’s better than just about every food in existence!

  5. Spoony | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember to brush your teeth with the gingivitis after each meal!

  6. Spoony | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ironically it doesn’t contain MSG.

  7. Algernon | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Botulism, Golden staph perhaps

  8. dangevin | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh from the incubator.

  9. dangevin | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Five second rule!

  10. Dane | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You rolls of bread make me sick!

  11. Chuck | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from our mind.

  12. Brandon | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Allow me to show my appreciation with the clap.

  13. Ralph Hamilton | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All those little wheat germs are after you.

  14. Chuck | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from our mind. Hope you don’t mind the foreign matter.

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brötchen are bread rolls from the Germ.

  16. Pete | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Bread…the staph of life!

  17. beechoak | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sneeze bread!

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The French call them Croissants, because they can’t pronounce Bwead Woll.

  19. coffeebot | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhhh wheat… the staph of life

  20. mdalsted | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like Swine Flu has actually been WELCOMED by Japan…or at least by one company thereof…

  21. Xila31 | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And for dessert we have Bubonic Plague Pie with whipped cream.

  22. Grifter | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One roll coming ACHOOOO!

  23. Classic Steve | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing it’s just one germ per roll.

  24. BeadyEl | 12:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you liked our “Bacterium With Chicken” you’ll LOVE our Roll of Bread with Germ!!

  25. Thuggy D | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    QUARINTINE THAT BREAD IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

  26. Chicken Underweaaar | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Germ.

  27. DieselDragon | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not suitable for vegetarians… :)

  28. DieselDragon | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And yet they still couldn’t figure out why they’d been failing food hygiene inspections year after year… ;)

  29. Ani | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next bakery tray (not shown):
    Germin’ Pumpernickel

  30. CallieWL | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, but I’d like to know what kind of germ?

  31. Aaron | 12:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Washing hands not required.

  32. Alex | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they could have come with an euphemism like “high protein bread rolls”…

  33. Nicholas | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh…the buffet of a cruise ship!

  34. Marc | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it’s made with wheat, I hear wheat has a lot of germs…

  35. Gloria | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please only one germ roll in each guest. Others not the guest may look at germ roll and dream the roll in the good resting place mind.

  36. Yugan | 9:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on, I dare you to eat one!

  37. 3DOMan | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I take your order?
    Start me off with the bread with germ for an appetizer, with the mad cow burgers as a main course, with a side of e.coli slaw, and swine flu suprise for dessert!

  38. fixit | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: PORNO ACCESSORIES, NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
    (What the f—, Richard, this was a dozen five minutes ago!)

  39. phoenixx | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    AACCHHOOOOO sorry..the germs got me…

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