We are breads.

posted on 16 Jan 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Michael LaRocca.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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  1. Spoony | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like the writer was a little “toasted” too.

  2. dangevin | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We toast, therefore we are.

  3. Spoony | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Let’s toast breakfast.
    Firmly.
    If breakfast is said.
    It is bread.
    We am breads.
    Well eat.

  4. dangevin | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The 3-slice toaster: for all your one-and-a-half sandwich needs.

  5. Algernon | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like their eating straight into Hannibal Lectors hands.

  6. Jay | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Baby I’m-a toast you
    Baby I’m-a knead you
    You’re the only one I care enough
    To eat for breakfast.

  7. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are we not bread?
    We are toast.
    T-O-A-S-T

  8. Izzie | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Someday in work day some one took we in packing designer and go to a editor for grammar them call “proof reading”

  9. SF | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t bear the sound of bread toasting. It’s inhumane.

  10. beechoak | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is the great sound? Damn noisy bread! Shut up already so I can eat you!

  11. beechoak | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat we, bite we, call we picnic.

  12. coffeebot | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, we toast. Then some thing become grainy and me is crusty when me loaf.

  13. Ani | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The BASKET???
    Ohhhhh, NOOOOO!!!
    (shudder)

    NOT the BASKET!!!!!
    All of we REFUSE!

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat me baby!

  15. Pete | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ ♪
    Dreams, of gently toasted bread,
    Jam, is what I’d like to spread.

    And if you’re wondering what this song, is leading to,
    I’d like to eat bread with you. I really think that we can eat some, girl.
    ♫ ♪

  16. risu | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say: all toasters, toast toast!

  17. Satellite Heart | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The real question is “Is your toast buttered?”

  18. Ellen | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When man eats bread, that’s not news. When breat eats man, that’s news.

  19. Lollerskate | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Toast. It’s what’s for dinner.

  20. Salome | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat we? Drink it, perhaps (not that I do), but never carry it in a basket, and at least learn to spell it correctly.

  21. Salome | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this one will make a nice t-shirt.

  22. Someone | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear pesky plumbers…

  23. Austin | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say, all toasters have TERRIBLE english!

  24. Mingster | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, we understand that you have means for eat we.
    But we do want to live. Please spare us.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does bread scream when you put it in the toasteer?

  26. Thuggy D | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s this “we” business you’re talking about?

  27. Pete | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, bread toasts YOU.

  28. samuel | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh great, emo bread…

  29. Nicholas Maconachie | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When someone ” (we) wees in the basket” and the goes to “the garden for relax” this may be a picnic, but it is highly likely that he is a crazy deranged gate crasher that has not had a shower in afew weeks and talks in tongues…poor family having their picnic and someone comes up and urinates all over their freshly cut sandwiches…there should be a sign saying “no the crazy people or the madness permitted” as they so often do…

  30. kitsune | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Peanutbutter jelly time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. A | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This reminds me of Ayn Rand’s novella “Anthem”.

  32. Izzie | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who takes toast on a picnic anyway? Chicken, champagne, strawberries, yes, but toast?

  33. Bob* | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I really doubt they know what a picnic and breakfast or else, they wouldn’t be that happy <_<

  34. Grifter | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Brave Little Toaster meets the Brave Little Toast.

  35. shamelessThe2nd | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It hides the jam or butter or else it gets eaten by the toast again!

  36. Recoil | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please note: “…for MOST people”. Some may not be able to benefit from the nutrition of bread, apparently. Perhaps they are refering to allergics.

  37. Alex | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hold we
    Thrill we
    Kiss we
    Kill we

  38. Max | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is not also good for grilling fish. Do not be useful in the bathtub.

  39. Tapkin | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are breads. Resistance is futile.

  40. Engels | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These communist pamphlets get weirder every year…

  41. Bear or bust | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not weeing in a basket no matter what the toast says.

  42. 3DOMan | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    DON’T TAKE WE AWAY!!!

  43. sowsearsoup | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me? Who took a wee in the basket?

  44. Ren | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is so sad! The breads are all happy and excited because they get to ride in the nice basket and go to the garden to relax. They have no idea what some one has planned for them…

  45. Allaiyah | 12:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone’s been sprinkling crack on their morning toast.

    I must politely demand that this be made into a T-shit.

  46. Lora | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoopee! We’re free, we’re free! Boy, does it feel good to be outta that toaster, it was getting way too hot in there…Hey! Wh-what are you doing?! Put us down! What is that yellow stuff you’re spreading us with?! Hey, what do you think you’re–*CRUNCH!*–AAAAAAAGH!!!!

  47. McSpunky | 8:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Breads. We like the sound of that.

  48. Jt | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they call it a “picnic”

    we call it “crunchy deathtime”

  49. phoenixx | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i hear singing..”we are the breads…dont burn ussss”

  50. kloo | 2:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    better is nothing than fresh toast people we eat while some scream

  51. MMTOAST | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Emo Bread Haiku:

    the coils shine brightly
    Is it getting warm in here?
    morning becomes death.

  52. Michan | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because I have means to eat breads.

  53. Brian | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toast! The new great sound!

  54. Brian | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people eat we with jam and butter. Other people eat we with egg and cress. Different strokes for different folkseses.

  55. Jonny | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you may we in basket. Just no ‘picnic’ in toaster!

  56. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s eat, we!

  57. Myself | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The breads are reminiscing of the time they made energy for most people. However, today all people do is eat them with jam and butter. They hope that someday people will put them in a basket and take them to a garden to relax and call it a picnic.

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