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   Ageless | 3:04 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   Let’s just go to McDonalds.

2. 

   Eduard | 3:22 am |  Vote: 10   0  

   I’ll take door no. 2, please. And make it QUICK! I’m starving !!

3. 

   Jay | 3:23 am |  Vote: 8   0  

   The chicken may be slippery, but it still ended up in the pot.

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   jjhitt | 3:28 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   Down the hall, second door after the beef noodles.

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   Algernon | 3:30 am |  Vote: 8   0  

   Gruel for the women and the young.

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   SF | 4:05 am |  Vote: 10   0  

   The fact that the slippery chicken is hot is no excuse for sneaking into the women’s room. Especially to take on the young surface. That’s a depraved restaurant.

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   Tong Lin | 4:18 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   Sir, let me tell you about today’s special. Discreet service guaranteed.

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Typo for Olio. It should be Polio.

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The best door ramen noodle in town. It doesn’t stink!

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    Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The floating is from women room

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    jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: 13   0  

    Beef Noodle … 38 fen
    Seafood Noodle … 38 fen
    Takes on the Young Surface … 48 years to Life.

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    DieselDragon | 4:38 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    48 Fen per admission? How much is a season ticket?

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    DieselDragon | 4:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They *charge* customers to use the ladies room? Must’ve been taking a leaf or two out of Ryanairs book…

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    Ralph Hamilton | 4:49 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    It certainly is gruel, to make people eat this stuff.

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    mingster | 4:56 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Where is door to men’s room?

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    Blaze | 5:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh Fork! Somebody left a floating in the women’s room!

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    Grifter | 7:42 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    Well ladies, looks like they finally put a price on your nose powdering.

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    DrLex | 7:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The door to the women’s room had such a young surface, but now it is already cooked and on your plate.

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    Classic Steve | 7:56 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Anyone else think the translator was feeling pranky?

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    Firstborn | 9:19 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    the correct translation for ‘door to women’s room’ should be braised meat noodle or something along that line.

    Maybe we should keep our eyes peeled for a public ladies’ restroom with a sign that says ‘braised meat noodle” or something that line. ;D

21. 

    Firstborn | 9:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ooops! I meant ‘something ALONG that line’. LOL

22. 

    Pete | 9:36 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    “Door to Women’s Room”??
    The Chinese reads “Noodles with Meat and Gravy” !!!

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    Xila31 | 9:46 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    It is called “Door to women’s room” because you’ll need to find one not long after eating here.

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    Bear or bust | 10:04 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    I am Cornholio I need Olio for my folio…. Do you have any holio?.

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    tami | 10:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    could I substitute women’s for men’s?

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    jjhitt | 11:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Firstborn: a long meat noodle? Possibly in the OTHER restroom.

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    better-u-than-me | 11:31 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Floating with what? The suspense is killing me!

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    Thuggy D | 1:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s gotta uncomfortable for those women without a door.

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    Chuck | 4:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Peas Porridge Hot
    Peas Porridge Cold
    Peas Porridge in the pot
    Slippery Chicken Young

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    The Hulk | 6:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pedobear takes on the young surface

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    beechoak | 6:29 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    I would like the Door to Women’s Room to “go”…

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    Weegee | 10:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    48 fen to use the women’s room?
    Is that room made out of Solid Gold?

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    tekleader | 6:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I specifically asked for a table NOT by the bathroom.

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    bridget | 9:03 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    That’s it, I am moving to Japan to be a translator. Apparently knowing both languages is not a prerequisite, and oh the fun you can have! Braised beef noodle = lets see……….Women’s bathroom Camera! Yep, I swear.

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    coffeebot | 9:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh, gruel fate! slippery chicken…

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    vineclimber | 11:08 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Pickle meat noodle… Could that be in the naughty engrish section?

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    vineclimber | 11:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pickle meat noodle should not be near the door to women’s restroom either!

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    vamatt | 1:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Waiter… my fork is floating.

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    phoenixx | 3:31 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    thats a crunchy door….no need for a tooth pick after…

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    bathroom floater | 11:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So sorry, due to vandalism on the young surfaces, we must charge fee to use the women’s room. please understanding and patience.

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    Elle | 11:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Qian fork with floating…what? Shudder shudder

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    Josh | 9:03 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    “And Two Girls One Cup shall forever changed the course of asian culture,” spoke the Lord. And He saw that it was a terrible mistake.

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    Dream | 10:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wa~haha~~~its cheap for a woman!!!

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    phoenixx | 8:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    is this how you get poliosis?????

45. 

    玫玫 | 11:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Uhhhhh . . . That’s a bit worrying. XP

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    Spiritbx | 7:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just how many weight watchers points is that?

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    mickeygreeneyes | 8:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What’s for dessert?

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    - | 8:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    does that mean you get too get IN the room?

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    FatKenney | 5:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Customer: “Do you have s***-on-a-shingle?”
    Waiter: “No, but we do have the door to the s***ter.”

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    dan baumgartner | 3:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is the key extra ?

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    kloo | 1:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    please sir, may I have more?

52. 

    America | 9:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Womans bathroom door,only $48.once,twice,sold to the slippery newborn!

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    Doff | 6:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ll have a slippery chicken and the door on the side please. I don’t think I can finish off a whole door, so can I have the rest in a doggie bag please?

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    Alexa | 10:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Waiter: soup noodles with ribs? $38
    women’s room door? $48
    Person: wow, the price is really going up on doors…i guess i’ll take the soup noodles.

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    Lisacharming | 7:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This seems like my type of restuarant

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    loserbeep | 3:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yes waiter, I’d like one ‘door to women’s room’ with an extra large side-helping of diarrhea!

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    Squidblender | 8:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m surprised they charge so little for floating, that stuff’s hard to skewer on a fork!

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    Gerson | 4:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ill take the young surface please.

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    Tantalus512 | 7:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    There are ways to get enough fiber without ordering the door to women’s room.

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