Decide well…

posted on 1 Feb 2010 in Chinglish

Yes, I sit in judgment.

Photo courtesy of Jessica Fawley.
Found at sports facility in China.

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  1. Weegee | 2:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So if I do my business in this Restroom, would it be considered ‘Purging your system in Purgatory?’

  2. Algernon | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guilty or not guilty

  3. Karmas girl | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just remember – everyone does not poop.

  4. Max | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    do I have to bring my own jury?

  5. Tong Lin | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that why Chinese referees often make shitty decisions?

  6. John Tranbo | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I know I’ll be Sh****g myself when the apocalypse comes.

  7. Ralph Hamilton | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the judicial breaking of wind.

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the judicious breaking of wind. (Edit)

  9. jjhitt | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the Great White Throne.

  10. jjhitt | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Behold! The hour of judgement is nigh! And there is no paper on the roll!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be judged by your length!

  12. mindance | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is the Type B-room from that hospital is for

  13. beechoak | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And that’s why they call it the throne…

  14. beechoak | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The highlight of the day at the Senior Citizen Center. Score cards available.

  15. Blaze | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was going to post a caption, but then I read beechoak’s senior one in Professor Farnsworth’s voice. Now I am shamed. Good show, sir!

  16. jjhitt | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to the broom closet of Mercy and drinking fountain of Severity.

  17. jjhitt | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, you can laugh now, but where do you think your divorce decree is going to come from?

  18. Grifter | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t drop the soap.

  19. Jellychop | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to the cafeteria of criminality.

  20. Terry | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fudge not, lest ye be judged

  21. coffeebot | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To Poop, or Not To Poop

  22. tami | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will his crime be punishable in degree number 1, or degree number 2

  23. Satellite Heart | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only ONE of these stalls has toilet paper. Choose wisely…

  24. CallieWL | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What I really need is a Restroom for Relief!

  25. CallieWL | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judge Judy’s private restroom.

  26. Brandon | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The prosecution rests.

  27. Thuggy D | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Order in the stall!!!!!

  28. Chuck | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ocupado por el juez.

  29. Jeff | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Something is rotten in the room of rest…”

  30. Chuck | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Contemptible !

  31. L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Objection! we can judge without a pleasant rest!

  32. Jill | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just have to give them mad props for spelling “judgment” correctly. Not many Americans can do that….

  33. Salome | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, Jill, it depends on whether they are speaking of the kind a Court delivers or the kind you use when parking your car.

  34. hoomy | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Becuase you need to think twice before you judge once!

  35. tekleader | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I AM guilty… of eating some really bad lo mein last night!

  36. theillien | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have performance anxiet. I can never go when I’m being judged.

  37. coffeebot | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …where the Court sits in recess.

  38. Christine | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judgement Day has finally come- thank God He provides a restroom! Everyone’s got the shits they’re so nervous!!!

  39. Christine | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, and Senator Craig- NO FOOT TAPPING!!!

  40. Matt | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess Scalia finally moved his office.

  41. koolasvegan | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Judgeth my farteths… a wee bit smelly to EWWWW WEE I need to clear the room!

  42. Chris | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “It’s judgment day. Everybody in the bathroom!”

  43. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some people come here just to think ….
    (Maybe the reference is showing my age?)

  44. phoenixx | 1:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hmmmm rest or room…dang..i hate pop quizzes

  45. bIrqul | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon to a legislative body near youi!

  46. Size Matters | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “OK you arrogant prick! Whip it out and we will SEE who measures up as a man!”

  47. Cecily | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m waiting for the Rest Room Rapture!

  48. Jackson | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Odor in the Court!

  49. Damien | 1:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The jury is out…for a wee while.

  50. Max Period | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation from Chinese: “Judge B’s resting room”

  51. Billy | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i guess even Saint Peter has to deal with long lines

  52. Tom | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ugh, that Phucket fancy crap and desktop bacteria rice is catching up with me… no more human dumplings either… whooo”

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