Decide well…

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   Weegee | 2:04 am |  Vote: 0   2  

   So if I do my business in this Restroom, would it be considered ‘Purging your system in Purgatory?’

2. 

   Algernon | 2:32 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   Guilty or not guilty

3. 

   Karmas girl | 2:33 am |  Vote: 0   2  

   Just remember – everyone does not poop.

4. 

   Max | 2:49 am |  Vote: 3   1  

   do I have to bring my own jury?

5. 

   Tong Lin | 3:00 am |  Vote: 0   2  

   Is that why Chinese referees often make shitty decisions?

6. 

   John Tranbo | 3:14 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Hey, I know I’ll be Sh****g myself when the apocalypse comes.

7. 

   Ralph Hamilton | 3:27 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   For the judicial breaking of wind.

8. 

   Ralph Hamilton | 3:28 am |  Vote: 1   1  

   For the judicious breaking of wind. (Edit)

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   jjhitt | 3:29 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   It’s the Great White Throne.

10. 

    jjhitt | 3:41 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Behold! The hour of judgement is nigh! And there is no paper on the roll!

11. 

    Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |  Vote: 3   1  

    You will be judged by your length!

12. 

    mindance | 4:59 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    So this is the Type B-room from that hospital is for

13. 

    beechoak | 5:13 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    And that’s why they call it the throne…

14. 

    beechoak | 5:14 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    The highlight of the day at the Senior Citizen Center. Score cards available.

15. 

    Blaze | 5:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I was going to post a caption, but then I read beechoak’s senior one in Professor Farnsworth’s voice. Now I am shamed. Good show, sir!

16. 

    jjhitt | 6:10 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Right next to the broom closet of Mercy and drinking fountain of Severity.

17. 

    jjhitt | 6:11 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Yeah, you can laugh now, but where do you think your divorce decree is going to come from?

18. 

    Grifter | 6:50 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    Just don’t drop the soap.

19. 

    Jellychop | 6:54 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    Right next to the cafeteria of criminality.

20. 

    Terry | 7:10 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Fudge not, lest ye be judged

21. 

    coffeebot | 9:18 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    To Poop, or Not To Poop

22. 

    tami | 11:03 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Will his crime be punishable in degree number 1, or degree number 2

23. 

    Satellite Heart | 11:10 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Only ONE of these stalls has toilet paper. Choose wisely…

24. 

    CallieWL | 12:29 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    What I really need is a Restroom for Relief!

25. 

    CallieWL | 12:31 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Judge Judy’s private restroom.

26. 

    Brandon | 1:40 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    The prosecution rests.

27. 

    Thuggy D | 1:42 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Order in the stall!!!!!

28. 

    Chuck | 4:23 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Ocupado por el juez.

29. 

    Jeff | 4:27 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    “Something is rotten in the room of rest…”

30. 

    Chuck | 5:40 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Contemptible !

31. 

    L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 7:17 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Objection! we can judge without a pleasant rest!

32. 

    Jill | 9:25 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    I just have to give them mad props for spelling “judgment” correctly. Not many Americans can do that….

33. 

    Salome | 1:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, Jill, it depends on whether they are speaking of the kind a Court delivers or the kind you use when parking your car.

34. 

    hoomy | 7:11 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    Becuase you need to think twice before you judge once!

35. 

    tekleader | 10:48 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    I AM guilty… of eating some really bad lo mein last night!

36. 

    theillien | 6:47 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    I have performance anxiet. I can never go when I’m being judged.

37. 

    coffeebot | 5:23 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    …where the Court sits in recess.

38. 

    Christine | 9:38 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    Judgement Day has finally come- thank God He provides a restroom! Everyone’s got the shits they’re so nervous!!!

39. 

    Christine | 9:39 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Oh, and Senator Craig- NO FOOT TAPPING!!!

40. 

    Matt | 10:38 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Guess Scalia finally moved his office.

41. 

    koolasvegan | 10:33 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Judgeth my farteths… a wee bit smelly to EWWWW WEE I need to clear the room!

42. 

    Chris | 6:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “It’s judgment day. Everybody in the bathroom!”

43. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:49 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Some people come here just to think ….
    (Maybe the reference is showing my age?)

44. 

    phoenixx | 1:04 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    hmmmm rest or room…dang..i hate pop quizzes

45. 

    bIrqul | 1:36 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    Coming soon to a legislative body near youi!

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