Everybody’s doing it!

posted on 25 Feb 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

I drowned — and now I have lots of friends!

Photo courtesy of JdFllute.
Found at Wadi Dhaika in the Sultanate of  Oman.

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  1. Jay | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How to drown and be popular responsibly:
    English speakers, don’t swim to the left.
    Arabic speakers, don’t swim to the right.

  2. engrishwebmaster | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All the cool kids are drowning…

  3. engrishwebmaster | 2:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The wet look is back in style!

  4. Brandon | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Since drowning has become so popular lately, here are a few tips on successful drowning accidents compliments of the Muscat Municipality!

  5. Tom | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want to be popular, you have to be willing to swallow. Water..

  6. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drown at the Wadi, out in the street…
    Willy and the Poorboys are playin’
    Bring a nickle, tap your feet.

  7. Yogesh Damle | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mom, they have a drowning workshop this Sunday… I’m dying to get enrolled!

  8. Koelet | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drowning by accident is now popular, drowning on purpose is so yesterday.

  9. Blaze | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations from the Muscat Municipality! You just drowned!

  10. Grifter | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If your friends wore a life preserver would you wear one too??

  11. Potorrero | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh man… I can’t wait to drown and be popular!

  12. Mista Bob Dobalina | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What I’m wondering is the shorter Hindi text underneath. What does it say, and does it say it correctly?

  13. Bob* | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wanna be a popular buoy too!

  14. bridget | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drown you way to fame and fortune! Everybody’s doing it!

  15. coffeebot | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a coinkydink! I just read “How to Win
    Friends and Drown”

  16. dangevin | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep away from Wadis. He pees in the pool.

  17. dangevin | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That puffy, blue-in-the-face look is all the rage.

  18. mamabutton | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A question, not a caption: Wasn’t there a deodorant soap named Life Buoy that was supposed to protect you from bad smells?

  19. Classic Steve | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, popular with the spectators, anyway…

  20. tami | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think Laura Palmer runs this park

  21. SaveTheBumpf | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Traffic accidents are so last year

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. Drowning is number one, on our popular ways to die. Followed by traffic accidents, gunshot, poison, and ceremonial disembowelment.

  23. Pete | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Interesting how Hindi is at the bottom of an Omani sign.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stay away from deep waters, and don’t act like fools,
    Stay away from the rivers, and oceans, and pools,
    For the waters will drown you, and your body will lay,
    On the side of the Wadi, for many a day.

    (Sorry about that Johnny Cash)

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes Pete.
    These damn furreigners, can’t even speak their own language.

  26. Ralph Hamilton | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Edit) Stay away from the rivers, pits, oceans, and pools.

  27. Mista Bob Dobalina | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The gulf states are full of Indian people who live there for work. The Hindi text is for them; but the thing is, what soes it say there?

  28. DrLex | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Drowning for Dummies” is available at our souvenir shop.

  29. phoenixx | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i hope you know how to float..and watch out for pirahnahs

  30. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It certainly is popular, but it plays hell with the repeat business.

  31. Chaosweaver | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is how you kill Ugg-boot-wearing Twilight fangirls.

  32. DropkickMurphy | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get killed, get noticed.

  33. garudamon11 | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and dont forget to buy life buoy soap to become even k00ler

  34. vivin | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The hindi text says:

    Be careful near the Wadis! There is a danger of drowning! Please keep an eye on children!

  35. mangoe | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All who drowned in the past have a minimum of 10,000 orkut, facebook friends in heavens…:)

  36. crounder | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was drowning WAY before it became popular.

  37. Damien | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Redefining the term ‘fashion victim’

  38. Lala | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    drowning accident are now popular???i’m not notice about it…thank you

  39. pauloo | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    While the life buoy protects you and your kids, it does not have the capacity to protect unfriendly grandparents or unwanted inlaws.

  40. Lisacharming | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, i am connfused, what is Wadis??

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