Fiction or non?

posted on 7 Feb 2010 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Andrew Macnaughtan.
Hairdressing salon found in Kyoto, Japan.

21 captions

  1. Moo | 2:19 am |

    hey, get your hands off my happy hair…

  2. rowger | 2:55 am |

    The brand name stands for “Annoying alliance”?

  3. Algernon | 3:12 am |

    A stylish Mohican thanks.

  4. Tong Lin | 3:23 am |

    Not another hairy story ?!!!

  5. J-Luke | 4:28 am |

    A story also known as the Braidy Bunch…

  6. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |

    It was a misspelling for Analiance

  7. beechoak | 6:57 am |

    When your hair is smiling, the whole world smiles with you!

  8. Chuck | 7:16 am |

    That’s our story and we’re stickin. to it !
    Like industrial-strenth gel !

  9. beechoak | 7:21 am |

    “Once upon a time there was a little girl hair, but she was not a happy little girl hair. All the other little girl hairs would tease her, “You’ll never be a happy hair! NEVER! Nyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.” So the little hair went searching for someone who could make her happy. She traveled through the land of Coiffure de Salon where she met a handsome coiffeur, but he was only interested in little boy hairs. “Sorry, Sweatheart,” he said, “But you’re just not my type,” and he sent her on her way.

    [Okay, gang! Let’s do this as a progressive story. Would like to write the next installment?]

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 10:00 am |

    But then a disaster happened. The little girl contracted a strange malady. After many months of this illness, it started to affect her hair. Suddenly, one day, all her hair fell out,

    It was truly a case of; “hair today gone tomorrow”.

  11. Pete | 11:34 am |

    Another take on this: Umm-liance

    Instead of saying “ummm…” or “uhhhh….” or “errrrrr…” like other peoples around the world when they’re trying to figure out what to say, the Japanese utter one of two words which, to my knowledge, NOBODY else in the world says in the midst of a brain-spaz.

    The first of them is “Ano – – ohhhh”. The second is “Ehhh – toh…”

    Maybe the shopkeeper wanted to express the concept of “alliance” but simply couldn’t figure for the life of them what to stick on the front.

    OK, ok…I can just hear you folks now. Chalk it up to cabin fever. I’m on the East Coast of the US and we just experienced the mother of all blizzards and we’re still totally shut in, street hasn’t been ploughed yet. I’m going stir crazy, and obviously, it shows.

  12. Satellite Heart | 12:41 pm |

    Come on, guys, there’s no sense in splitting hairs…

  13. coffeebot | 3:22 pm |

    For the real story, we’re gonna have to get to the roots…

  14. Bob* | 5:59 pm |

    Nothing better for a bad hair day

  15. Jeff | 8:17 pm |

    Oh, those happy hair stories are ALWAYS annoying…

  16. Matt | 10:32 pm |

    Can my story end in a mullet?

  17. Terry | 1:52 am |

    Oh no Lance! Not another shaggy dog story.

  18. Elaine | 6:35 am |

    There are two different fonts used within the company name.

  19. Chris | 6:23 pm |

    Is this Harry Potter’s publisher?

  20. phoenixx | 12:59 am |

    brings new meaning to the phrase “hows my hair”

  21. Tarloc | 12:41 pm |

    I will make sure your hair story will have a happy ending.

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