Fiction or non?

posted on 7 Feb 2010 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Andrew Macnaughtan.
Hairdressing salon found in Kyoto, Japan.

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  1. Moo | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hey, get your hands off my happy hair…

  2. rowger | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The brand name stands for “Annoying alliance”?

  3. Algernon | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A stylish Mohican thanks.

  4. Tong Lin | 3:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not another hairy story ?!!!

  5. J-Luke | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A story also known as the Braidy Bunch…

  6. Big Fat Cat | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a misspelling for Analiance

  7. beechoak | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When your hair is smiling, the whole world smiles with you!

  8. Chuck | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s our story and we’re stickin. to it !
    Like industrial-strenth gel !

  9. beechoak | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Once upon a time there was a little girl hair, but she was not a happy little girl hair. All the other little girl hairs would tease her, “You’ll never be a happy hair! NEVER! Nyah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.” So the little hair went searching for someone who could make her happy. She traveled through the land of Coiffure de Salon where she met a handsome coiffeur, but he was only interested in little boy hairs. “Sorry, Sweatheart,” he said, “But you’re just not my type,” and he sent her on her way.

    [Okay, gang! Let’s do this as a progressive story. Would like to write the next installment?]

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But then a disaster happened. The little girl contracted a strange malady. After many months of this illness, it started to affect her hair. Suddenly, one day, all her hair fell out,

    It was truly a case of; “hair today gone tomorrow”.

  11. Pete | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another take on this: Umm-liance

    Instead of saying “ummm…” or “uhhhh….” or “errrrrr…” like other peoples around the world when they’re trying to figure out what to say, the Japanese utter one of two words which, to my knowledge, NOBODY else in the world says in the midst of a brain-spaz.

    The first of them is “Ano – – ohhhh”. The second is “Ehhh – toh…”

    Maybe the shopkeeper wanted to express the concept of “alliance” but simply couldn’t figure for the life of them what to stick on the front.

    OK, ok…I can just hear you folks now. Chalk it up to cabin fever. I’m on the East Coast of the US and we just experienced the mother of all blizzards and we’re still totally shut in, street hasn’t been ploughed yet. I’m going stir crazy, and obviously, it shows.

  12. Satellite Heart | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on, guys, there’s no sense in splitting hairs…

  13. coffeebot | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the real story, we’re gonna have to get to the roots…

  14. Bob* | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing better for a bad hair day

  15. Jeff | 8:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, those happy hair stories are ALWAYS annoying…

  16. Matt | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can my story end in a mullet?

  17. Terry | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh no Lance! Not another shaggy dog story.

  18. Elaine | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There are two different fonts used within the company name.

  19. Chris | 6:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Harry Potter’s publisher?

  20. phoenixx | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    brings new meaning to the phrase “hows my hair”

  21. Tarloc | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I will make sure your hair story will have a happy ending.

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