Forget the g-spot, try the liver…

posted on 17 Feb 2010 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Nina Johnson.
Massage coupon found in Shanghai hotel.

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  1. Algernon | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much for the all over body rub.

  2. Algernon | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m in for the free shower.

  3. Salome | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather avoid the publicity, though.

  4. beechoak | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot liver coming through! Hot liver coming through!

  5. beechoak | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “… and for your finger pressure, we have Masseur Gollum,… 45 minuteses, My Precioussssssss….”

  6. beechoak | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, Public Guests, for coming!… or whatever it is you’re doing here…

  7. Blaze | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh sure, you get your nice massage, and what am I? Hot Liver?!?

  8. Blaze | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The male guest “uses”. They make it sound so cheap. We chatted for at least 20 minutes beforehand!

  9. CoolTapes | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How many yuan does it cost to not have publicity? I’d like to keep this quiet…

  10. SF | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best place where to relax your moon.

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot lover???

  12. Dania | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait a minuteses! I need my free liver show before all the publicity.

  13. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For 68 yuan-are you massaging my feet or my bottom?

  14. Classic Steve | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @beechoak: After what Gollum did to Frodo’s finger, no thank you.

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ever order anything you don’t understand.

  16. Take2 | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the bottom massage prease! And, YESSSS use your feet!

  17. Chuck | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Really, it’s not that obvious.

  18. coffeebot | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When the public guest comes, there the neighborhood goes…

  19. .... | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get onions with that hot liver?

  20. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By the pricking of my thumbs, Something welcome the guest comes ….

  21. phoenixx | 12:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wonder if this is good for gallbladders and pancreaus’ as well????

  22. kloo | 1:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fingers, feets or oil take your pick.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeseses!

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