Have you tried the loofah?

posted on 23 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of “fdsao”.
Menu from Qingpu Hotel, China.

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  1. billy bob | 12:04 pm |

    Long befoer it was a bath accessory the imature fruit of the Loofa was a staple of asian cuisine. So now make great foolish laughter at your own caption!

  2. Ronchad | 7:45 am |

    Oh no! Run Chicken Little Run!!!!!!!!!!

  3. garudamon11 | 11:32 am |

    if you kiss the misrepresent mouth frog it will turn into frying prince

  4. chieromancer | 8:53 pm |

    Per http://www.Luffa.info:

    “The luffa flowers and fruits are soft and edible when young and are sometimes cooked and eaten like squash or okra. Loofah has been an important food source in many Asian cultures.”

    “Luffa is consumed by many people around the world, especially in Asia and Africa. Edible luffa can be found sometimes in markets with Asian style vegetables. We like them sliced in a stir fry or just sauteed in a little olive oil. Seasoning with a dash of soy sauce and cayenne pepper makes a tasty appetizer. The flowers have a crunchy green flavor similar to celery or cucumber. They make a colorful salad. The edible size fruits taste something like a cross between a zucchini and a cucumber.”

    I hope you’re all taking notes. There will be a test latter.

  5. phoenixx | 11:29 am |

    have a small chicken, some millet the use the loofah to cleanse it all out..and while you are loofahing read all about pork in the pork folder

  6. Bill O'Reilly | 12:02 am |

    This is my favorite Chinese restaurant to bring female employees!

  7. Elle | 11:28 am |

    Fanny Law – the head of millet? I did not know she got elected.

  8. Cecily | 12:49 pm |

    Fanny Law sued the mouth frogs for misrepresentation.

  9. Ptharien's Flame | 3:02 pm |

    I didn’t know rice had eggs!

  10. Josh | 10:12 am |

    I’m sorry, I’m sorry. There’s just waaaay too much on this one to even start. I give up.

  11. Damien | 11:31 pm |

    Refugee shrimps board tofu, but bean captured by Curds.

  12. don | 8:10 am |

    uhmm.. id like to order some twice-cooked pork pie folder with some A4 size paper in it, and some fragrant panda droppings..

  13. Pedro | 12:31 am |

    From the producers of the Conspiracy Theory, we bring you the Cucumber Speculation. In theaters now.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 7:54 pm |

    Man, I am going to make some money on these cucumbers!

  15. Camilo | 2:04 pm |

    Just the usual, speculating loofah.

  16. FatKenney | 5:29 pm |

    KIDS, KIDS, come look! The rice eggs are hatching! The rice eggs are hatching!

  17. Emmy | 12:31 am |

    one man’s food is another man’s pet

  18. kloo | 1:30 am |

    If your mouth frog cannot afford representation then that’s just too bad.

  19. David | 11:17 pm |

    Lots of speculation going on here.

  20. Ryan | 6:50 pm |

    I always wondered if chicken little would taste good…

  21. ybabe | 8:17 am |

    Fanny Law used to be the Head of Millet, but it’s been speculated that she misrepresented the mouth frogs and was demoted to juicing oysters.

  22. ybabe | 8:50 am |

    Fanny Law’s not the Head of Millet any more. She’s been demoted to juicing oysters.

  23. shirley cool | 5:30 am |

    i think this restaurante deserves an award, and a standing ovation.

  24. Clair | 6:46 pm |

    poor chicken little!!!

  25. Doff | 7:03 am |

    Next they’ll have Stewart Little on there.

  26. Arciam | 3:58 pm |

    Chicken Little o_o

  27. MBH | 1:55 pm |

    So THAT’S what happened to Chicken Little….

  28. Brian | 9:45 am |

    I demand a refund! These frogs are CLEARLY not mouth frogs… these are butt frogs! You misrepresented them.

  29. Brian | 9:50 am |

    Spoiler alert! Kevin Spacey IS Kaiser Soze in “The Usual Speculations”.

  30. Long Tom | 9:31 pm |

    Foxy Loxy’s favorite restaurant!

  31. Gerson | 3:13 am |

    May I just have a slice of the cut bread with the pork of the skinny slice with the yellow rotten slice of top with another bread of slice?

    Yes, with a glass of the tit-juice of animal of moo…

    Never mind… *leaves*

  32. Tom | 11:05 am |

    I have a theory about Chicken Little, with the loofah, in the offices of Fanny and Assoc. – but it’s only speculation.

  33. Anan | 6:31 am |

    It all makes perfectly sense to me…except that thing called ‘rice’

  34. pete | 3:21 am |

    …from the creators of Stuart Little…
    …Chicken Little 2….
    …Comming soon – 21.12.2012…

  35. noneofyourbusiness | 11:24 am |

    I’ve noticed that they chaged the price of ‘fragrant and hot misrepresent mouth frogs’. must not be a popular dish then.

  36. Davey8 | 12:23 pm |

    That “twice cooked pork pie folder” borders on *Adult* Engrish…!

  37. Someone | 4:46 am |

    That’s what happens using google-translate…. (I told you)

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