Not even if it starts begging you…

posted on 8 Feb 2010 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy.
Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.

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  1. Firstborn | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    This explains the sign outside that says, Keep Your things in Your Body Well.

  2. Algernon | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll never know what lurks beyond the S-bend.

  3. S(p)am® | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    …it will get huge and green and will destroy the Earth

  4. Ralph Hamilton | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think I would put my valuables, anywhere near a toilet with teeth.

  5. DrLex | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    As we all know, toilets have a very specific diet, so don’t feed it other stuff.

  6. beechoak | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Not even fudge and lemonade?

  7. beechoak | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    No offerings to the Porcelain God!

  8. Blaze | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Table scraps are for the garbage disposal. The toilet will eat in 6 to eight hours.

  9. rowger | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And no petting also!

  10. Nancy | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And for God’s sake, never ever get in between a dirty toilet and its babies.

  11. CoolTapes | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this just a fancy way of saying “out of order” ??

  12. Globe Trotter | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Next thing you know, it will be following you home.

  13. Xila31 | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Haven’t you ever seen Little Latrine of Horrors?

  14. coffeebot | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    NO soup for you! Potty mouth…

  15. Yugan Dali | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    eat sh*t, you!

  16. Classic Steve | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …after midnight.

  17. Pete | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    FEED ME, Seymour!

  18. Juulie | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …but it’s so hard to resist that cute little face, begging up at me…

  19. Lollerskate | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …Specially with your private!!

  20. Thuggy D | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It was getting tired of that crap anyway.

  21. better-you-than-me | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Feeding it improperly will cause it to regurgitate.

  22. Pete | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops, forgot to Sinicize my earlier into Pinyin:

    “Feed me, Xi Mo Er!”

  23. Chuck | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m getting mixed messages.

  24. Idaholady | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Does anyone else think that commode looks like a Giant Clam waiting to snap down on prey?

  25. Izzie | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why install it if you don’t want to let anyone do what is normally done in a toilet?
    Keep it clean and don’t feed it – must be euphamisms for “don’t crap in the crapper”.
    But it doesn’t stop there – you can’t flush the paper either – you have to put it in the little bin beside the pan.
    Not that you would have any paper – because you are not allowed to do your business there anyway!

  26. alfaritmos | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So are you supposed to crap in the trash next to the toilet?

  27. DieselDragon | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like I’m barred from this room, then… 😮

    (Does anyone else wonder if that sign was produced in Windows ’95? :) )

  28. Ash | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ….don’t feed the toilet – it’s on a cr*p diet.

  29. StarBase10 | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … the toilet asked us to place some droppings!

  30. boooom | 4:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It might ask for some human sacrifice, that’s why…..

  31. Luke | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No toilet! Bad toilet! Don’t eat that!

  32. Jules | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They are referring to flushing the toilet paper. I live in Korea and Koreans don’t flush the paper either. They say it clogs the toilet. I guess the same goes in Taiwan.

  33. Cobi | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But what do I do if it sees me feeding the sink?

  34. The_guy_gin | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Little Shop Of Horrors 2: Ceptic Nightmare

    “Feed me pee…… more!”

  35. phoenixx | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    can i feed the urinal instead?

  36. Tonberry Pie | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …in case of an encounter with a toilet, stand still as to not startle the creature and remember to never look directly into the mouth of the beast.

  37. =Nyahchan | 4:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    otherwise it will explode

  38. chieromancer | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you can’t feed the toilets, can you pee on the animals?

  39. Tabloid | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I berive that all toylets are same for onry one diet.

  40. danuel | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    don’t feed

  41. mickeygreeneyes | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean I brought all these Godiva chocolates for nothing!

  42. joewoo | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If fed after midnight, it will turn into a mischievous bidet

  43. - | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    only food alowed: s*** and p***!

  44. Grassy Commentator | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not even turds? I mean, curds, sorry. Broccoli curds for the toilet could pose no threat could they?

  45. kloo | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    but feel free to feed the garbage can.

  46. Spen | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This toilet is finished with taking your crap!

  47. roland | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    where doo I put my sh** now?

  48. Jezz | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Then where do our poop and pee go><in the sink?

  49. dandan | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But feel free to do so in the urinal exibit!

  50. sodapop21 | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it likes spicy food, stay away from Popeye’s

  51. Anonomous douche | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the toilet like a seagul, were it will never leave you alone if you give it any food, and on that thought- is crap food for toilets?

  52. Rawr | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoops. I already tipped that junk they gave me at the petrol station sandwich bar.

  53. Doff | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My toilet begs at the table.

  54. racist park | 1:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What poop does the toilet eat?

  55. Booby Joe | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    may i feed the urinal?

  56. MBH | 1:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno…some of those toilets in Japan talk to you now…

  57. Jorge | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But how can we not feed it?

  58. garudamon11 | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Or else it gets the hose again !!

  59. Chrispy | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What do toilets eat anyway?

  60. Cindi | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t sue us if you lose your hand to the flush monster.

  61. Mamat | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Give an old saying “Don’t feed the Troll” a new meaning!

  62. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh … It’s a Zoo toilet.

  63. John anonimus | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, crap. I was baking it a fresh batch of brownies

  64. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I pee on it?

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