Not even if it starts begging you…

posted on 8 Feb 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy.
Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.

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Firstborn | 3:03 am | Vote: 14 1

This explains the sign outside that says, Keep Your things in Your Body Well.
Algernon | 3:35 am | Vote: 4 0

You’ll never know what lurks beyond the S-bend.
S(p)am® | 3:49 am | Vote: 6 1

…it will get huge and green and will destroy the Earth
Ralph Hamilton | 4:17 am | Vote: 7 0

I don’t think I would put my valuables, anywhere near a toilet with teeth.
DrLex | 4:31 am | Vote: 14 1

As we all know, toilets have a very specific diet, so don’t feed it other stuff.
beechoak | 5:19 am | Vote: 17 0

Not even fudge and lemonade?
beechoak | 5:20 am | Vote: 18 0

No offerings to the Porcelain God!
Blaze | 5:23 am | Vote: 6 0

Table scraps are for the garbage disposal. The toilet will eat in 6 to eight hours.
rowger | 5:47 am | Vote: 10 0

And no petting also!
Nancy | 5:57 am | Vote: 2 4

And for God’s sake, never ever get in between a dirty toilet and its babies.
CoolTapes | 6:45 am | Vote: 5 0

Is this just a fancy way of saying “out of order” ??
Globe Trotter | 6:50 am | Vote: 17 0

Next thing you know, it will be following you home.
Xila31 | 7:09 am | Vote: 4 0

Haven’t you ever seen Little Latrine of Horrors?
coffeebot | 8:20 am | Vote: 12 0

NO soup for you! Potty mouth…
Yugan Dali | 8:55 am | Vote: 0 3

eat sh*t, you!
Classic Steve | 9:06 am | Vote: 5 0

…after midnight.
Pete | 10:39 am | Vote: 7 0

FEED ME, Seymour!
Juulie | 11:24 am | Vote: 10 0

…but it’s so hard to resist that cute little face, begging up at me…
Lollerskate | 11:56 am | Vote: 5 0

…Specially with your private!!
Thuggy D | 1:25 pm | Vote: 10 0

It was getting tired of that crap anyway.
better-you-than-me | 4:53 pm | Vote: 9 0

Feeding it improperly will cause it to regurgitate.
Pete | 5:12 pm | Vote: 0 0

Oops, forgot to Sinicize my earlier into Pinyin:

“Feed me, Xi Mo Er!”
Chuck | 9:34 pm | Vote: 5 0

I’m getting mixed messages.
Idaholady | 10:37 pm | Vote: 1 0

Does anyone else think that commode looks like a Giant Clam waiting to snap down on prey?
Izzie | 4:15 am | Vote: 1 1

Why install it if you don’t want to let anyone do what is normally done in a toilet?
Keep it clean and don’t feed it – must be euphamisms for “don’t crap in the crapper”.
But it doesn’t stop there – you can’t flush the paper either – you have to put it in the little bin beside the pan.
Not that you would have any paper – because you are not allowed to do your business there anyway!
alfaritmos | 3:17 pm | Vote: 5 0

So are you supposed to crap in the trash next to the toilet?
DieselDragon | 5:13 pm | Vote: 0 0

Looks like I’m barred from this room, then…

(Does anyone else wonder if that sign was produced in Windows ‘95? )
Ash | 6:28 am | Vote: 1 0

….don’t feed the toilet – it’s on a cr*p diet.
StarBase10 | 7:49 am | Vote: 2 0

… the toilet asked us to place some droppings!
boooom | 4:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

It might ask for some human sacrifice, that’s why…..
Luke | 3:02 pm | Vote: 4 0

No toilet! Bad toilet! Don’t eat that!
Jules | 10:19 pm | Vote: 3 0

They are referring to flushing the toilet paper. I live in Korea and Koreans don’t flush the paper either. They say it clogs the toilet. I guess the same goes in Taiwan.
Cobi | 10:39 pm | Vote: 3 0

But what do I do if it sees me feeding the sink?
The_guy_gin | 12:00 pm | Vote: 1 0

Little Shop Of Horrors 2: Ceptic Nightmare

“Feed me pee…… more!”
phoenixx | 12:58 am | Vote: 0 0

can i feed the urinal instead?
=Nyahchan | 4:32 pm | Vote: 0 0

otherwise it will explode