Not even if it starts begging you…

This explains the sign outside that says, Keep Your things in Your Body Well.

You’ll never know what lurks beyond the S-bend.

…it will get huge and green and will destroy the Earth

I don’t think I would put my valuables, anywhere near a toilet with teeth.

As we all know, toilets have a very specific diet, so don’t feed it other stuff.

Not even fudge and lemonade?

No offerings to the Porcelain God!

Table scraps are for the garbage disposal. The toilet will eat in 6 to eight hours.

And no petting also!

And for God’s sake, never ever get in between a dirty toilet and its babies.

Is this just a fancy way of saying “out of order” ??

Next thing you know, it will be following you home.

Haven’t you ever seen Little Latrine of Horrors?

NO soup for you! Potty mouth…

eat sh*t, you!

…after midnight.

FEED ME, Seymour!

…but it’s so hard to resist that cute little face, begging up at me…

…Specially with your private!!

It was getting tired of that crap anyway.

Feeding it improperly will cause it to regurgitate.

Oops, forgot to Sinicize my earlier into Pinyin:

“Feed me, Xi Mo Er!”

I’m getting mixed messages.

Does anyone else think that commode looks like a Giant Clam waiting to snap down on prey?

Why install it if you don’t want to let anyone do what is normally done in a toilet?
Keep it clean and don’t feed it – must be euphamisms for “don’t crap in the crapper”.
But it doesn’t stop there – you can’t flush the paper either – you have to put it in the little bin beside the pan.
Not that you would have any paper – because you are not allowed to do your business there anyway!

So are you supposed to crap in the trash next to the toilet?

Looks like I’m barred from this room, then… 😮

(Does anyone else wonder if that sign was produced in Windows ’95? 🙂 )

….don’t feed the toilet – it’s on a cr*p diet.

… the toilet asked us to place some droppings!

It might ask for some human sacrifice, that’s why…..

No toilet! Bad toilet! Don’t eat that!

They are referring to flushing the toilet paper. I live in Korea and Koreans don’t flush the paper either. They say it clogs the toilet. I guess the same goes in Taiwan.

But what do I do if it sees me feeding the sink?

Little Shop Of Horrors 2: Ceptic Nightmare

“Feed me pee…… more!”

can i feed the urinal instead?

…in case of an encounter with a toilet, stand still as to not startle the creature and remember to never look directly into the mouth of the beast.

otherwise it will explode

If you can’t feed the toilets, can you pee on the animals?

I berive that all toylets are same for onry one diet.

don’t feed

You mean I brought all these Godiva chocolates for nothing!

If fed after midnight, it will turn into a mischievous bidet

only food alowed: s*** and p***!

Not even turds? I mean, curds, sorry. Broccoli curds for the toilet could pose no threat could they?

but feel free to feed the garbage can.

This toilet is finished with taking your crap!

where doo I put my sh** now?

Then where do our poop and pee go><in the sink?

But feel free to do so in the urinal exibit!

it likes spicy food, stay away from Popeye’s