Oh the consequences of beans…

posted on 19 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Cosmo Cougar.
Found in a company cafe in Zhi Zhu, China.

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  1. Ralph Hamilton | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Curry with speedy consequenses.

  2. Ralph Hamilton | 2:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No Noddy it said. “Bean Curd”. Curd! Curd! you idiot.

  3. Satellite Heart | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you regret ordering this particular meal on a date.

  4. Satellite Heart | 2:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Child: But Mom! Think of the ramifications!
    Mother: I’ll ram that fication down your throat if you don’t finish those beans!

  5. Algernon | 2:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ramification is the artifactitious of the noodles themselves.

  6. SF | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What not to order on a first date.

  7. beechoak | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t that be FARTifactitious…?

  8. SF | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To beechoak:

    The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind …

  9. Gappa Goshti | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The whiffs of your memory have long termed ramifications in my brains, Mr. Bean!

  10. pamela38 | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm, it all seems so delicious, I just don’t know what to choose!

  11. Dania | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmmmmm, bean ramification fart I just ripped.

  12. Pete | 11:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The food is gone but the memory lingers…

  13. beechoak | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To SF: Thanks for clearing that up for me…

  14. Cosmo Cougar | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Needless to say, I had the pot stickers that day. I’d still like to know what artifacticious is/or translated from!? I agree with beechoak… I think they left off the “f”.

  15. coffeebot | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I start making razberries but always wind up with dingleberries…

  16. Bystander | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Francis Scott Key could have set it to music: “o’r the ramifications we strained were so gruntingly streaming…”

  17. Jellychop | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s contribution to greenhouse gases.

  18. phoenixx | 12:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PFFFFTTT it wanst me it was the rice

  19. meetoo | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a canopic jar in my soup! Oh I see – it’s artifacticious soup…

  20. Damien | 12:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Artifactitious (adj) – attributes demonstrating that an object could not have been made by a human (see – artifactition) An extract from the New American Dictionary by G W Bush

  21. parmellon | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm, Dr. Hawass, which one of these do you want???

  22. Tom | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth in advertising, finally.

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