Posta Collect Stationery

posted on 10 Feb 2010 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Stationery found in Japan.

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Pete | 3:08 am | Vote: 19 1

We are the Posta. Resistance is futile.
jjhitt | 3:13 am | Vote: 7 1

And now you know why the mailman is always so happy.
SF | 3:20 am | Vote: 13 1

Official Arrow Supplier of Cupid.
jjhitt | 3:21 am | Vote: 8 2

This greeting card is throbbing….
jjhitt | 3:26 am | Vote: 9 2

Do special postal rates apply for letters that are big, long and hard?
Ani | 3:31 am | Vote: 1 1

You know what I did last summer.
Algernon | 4:58 am | Vote: 2 1

What with an arrow perhaps.
beechoak | 4:59 am | Vote: 19 1

… kind of like Voodoo, but through the postal service…
beechoak | 4:59 am | Vote: 3 1

We encourage poison pen letters.
beechoak | 5:00 am | Vote: 9 1

Here’s a thought for you! “Lick it and stick it!”
beechoak | 5:01 am | Vote: 5 1

“… where going postal is a good thing!”
Blaze | 5:19 am | Vote: 6 2

I’m gonna take this here bat, bust open yer freakin’ rib cage an’ stick mah feelin’s in yer freakin’ heart! Capice?

Love, Blaze!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Ralph Hamilton | 5:24 am | Vote: 1 1

Just “Thank you” would do fine.
jjhitt | 5:51 am | Vote: 13 1

My Dearest Count Dracula,
Miss you.
Love, Professor Abraham Van Helsing.
Globe Trotter | 5:59 am | Vote: 2 1

It sorta worked for Norman Bates. Ah… to go PSYCO ones again, and thrust those feelings deep into the heart!
Grifter | 6:05 am | Vote: 12 1

Be sure to send enough postage or you’ll end up loving yourself!
DECMATH | 6:34 am | Vote: 10 0

With other stationary, yous posta write letters. This one yous posta collect.
Ben | 8:45 am | Vote: 1 0

The official stationary of the Lynn Minmei Fan Club
Lucy | 8:59 am | Vote: 4 0

Comes in .22LR and 9mm.
coffeebot | 9:46 am | Vote: 2 8

FRANK: I’ll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f@cker! You know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a f@cking gun, f@cker! You receive a love letter from me, and you’re f@cked forever! You understand, f@ck? I’ll send you straight to hell, f@cker!.

ME: Jeez, Frank, all I wanted was a Valentine.
Satellite Heart | 10:06 am | Vote: 2 0

How do you like THIS package?
Brian | 11:37 am | Vote: 3 0

And if they live in Houston, send your feelings deep in the heart of Texas…
Stefan | 12:03 pm | Vote: 0 0

I’m sorry ma’am, there seems to be a traffic jam, so we are gonna take the bypass route now.
pamela38 | 12:10 pm | Vote: 7 0

The only stationary that demands open heart surgery!
BennyB | 1:57 pm | Vote: 1 0

I’m feeling attacked. Now sending….
Chuck | 4:24 pm | Vote: 3 0

The judge told me that I was posta stop doing that.
boooom | 5:03 pm | Vote: 0 0

POSTA – sending feelings deep into your heart by shoving it down your throat.
tekleader | 9:00 am | Vote: 0 0

If you’re lucky, those thoughts will then burrow their way to your brain and lay some very special eggs.
Mhairi | 3:12 am | Vote: 0 0

Anyone else notice that the caption is about stationary + the guy who sent it in is called “Schreiber” which means – Scriber!
s(p)am® | 3:50 am | Vote: 0 0

bah! my heart only accepts sms! where can i downgrade to normal posting?
garudamon11 | 8:59 am | Vote: 0 0

sad thing is, they can only send it to 2f deep in your heart
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:40 pm | Vote: 0 0

I did send my message deep into the heart of that special someone. Now I’m trying to hide the knife and the bloody gloves.
phoenixx | 12:56 am | Vote: 0 0

translation: reallly reallly bad papercut