That, or involuntary celibacy…

posted on 9 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing


Photo courtesy of Joyce Li.
Shirt found in Taiwan.

33 captions

  1. John Tranbo | 2:08 am |

    Now remember kids…don’t overuse Master Hand!

  2. jjhitt | 3:06 am |

    This bicycle sterilized for your protection.

  3. Salome | 3:34 am |

    Also makes you go blind.

  4. rowger | 3:54 am |

    So if we clone all dumb people, life will be tougher at first, but after half a century they’ll be gone forever!

  5. Izzie | 3:55 am |

    The inevitable outcome of cloning – mess with nature and something goes wrong… Like talking about oneself in the third person, oh, and the sterility thing.

  6. Ralph Hamilton | 3:59 am |

    I didn’t know bicycles could reproduce.

  7. Algernon | 4:28 am |

    Perhaps I’m a clone.

  8. beechoak | 4:48 am |

    and for guys, so does copying the idiots on “Jackass” by slipping off a bicycle seat and racking yourself on the frame.

  9. Pete | 5:15 am |

    Would love to know the reason for a bicycle on the shirt, instead of a Xerox machine.

  10. Grifter | 5:56 am |

    It begins when you take the “I’m my own grandpa” theory too far…

  11. Globe Trotter | 6:24 am |

    If one copies oneself, isn’t that a sign of multiple personalities, schizophrenia, dementia, or just plain and simple insanity? Actually, I could be in trouble… no, I could be in trouble. Uh-oh, I’m sterile!

  12. CallieWL | 6:42 am |

    So if I start acting like myself, and copying everything I do, I’ll become sterile? Fine, I’ll start acting like somebody else.

  13. pamela38 | 7:55 am |

    Let’s copulate!

  14. Someone | 8:08 am |

    Well, this is more truthful than it seems. If you have clones of yourself running around, your wife might see your clone dating another woman and think you’re cheating on her. Sterility isn’t the right word, but you will be deprived of *something* (to keep it friendly for all ages) if that happens everytime.

  15. Chris | 8:12 am |

    @Pamela38: Better to copulate than never.

  16. Chris | 8:12 am |

    Shirt designed by Buster Hyman

  17. Chicken Underwear | 10:34 am |

    What are they even trying to say????

  18. Satellite Heart | 10:57 am |

    The technical term is inbreeding.

  19. Stanley Urnebess | 12:44 pm |

    This T-shirt expresses a basic thought in Buddhism: “If all you do is think, you end up thinking about thoughts.” So the copying yourself is thinking about thoughts, and the sterility is the divorce from nature that you experience. If you’re a Buddhist then the T-shirt caption makes lots of sense.

  20. Lollerskate | 1:46 pm |

    MY OWN CLONE

  21. Chuck | 4:29 pm |

    …and was charged with making an obscene clone fall !

    (Punchline Tuesday)

  22. BeadyEl | 5:51 pm |

    One begins to copy oneself. One breaks the copier glass and lacerates one’s naughty parts. It leads to sterility.

  23. coffeebot | 9:48 am |

    birth control bikes by Xerox

  24. phoenixx | 12:57 am |

    all day long we hear him crying ” i just wanna be myself”

  25. phoenixx | 6:47 pm |

    “be careful when using the brakes”

  26. Austin Kendall | 1:58 pm |

    GET ON BIKE TO DUPLICATE YOURSELF. RESULTS MAY BE DIRE.

  27. Jackson | 5:56 pm |

    I’m beside myself.

  28. Damien | 12:41 am |

    Studies prove that this t-shirt can be worn as an effective contraceptive.

  29. GuestionHamswered | 8:54 am |

    Why is there a bike on the shirt?? This engrish is so confusing, I don’t know what the message is supposed to be!

  30. kloo | 1:42 am |

    or at the very least you’ll lose a ball.

  31. kloo | 1:43 am |

    it’s trying to say that if you aren’t unique you’ll be boring.

  32. Ben Dover | 4:29 pm |

    Clone Bike!

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 pm |

    Bi-cycles.

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