That, or involuntary celibacy…

posted on 9 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing


Photo courtesy of Joyce Li.
Shirt found in Taiwan.

33 captions

  1. John Tranbo | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Now remember kids…don’t overuse Master Hand!

  2. jjhitt | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This bicycle sterilized for your protection.

  3. Salome | 3:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also makes you go blind.

  4. rowger | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So if we clone all dumb people, life will be tougher at first, but after half a century they’ll be gone forever!

  5. Izzie | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The inevitable outcome of cloning – mess with nature and something goes wrong… Like talking about oneself in the third person, oh, and the sterility thing.

  6. Ralph Hamilton | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know bicycles could reproduce.

  7. Algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps I’m a clone.

  8. beechoak | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and for guys, so does copying the idiots on “Jackass” by slipping off a bicycle seat and racking yourself on the frame.

  9. Pete | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would love to know the reason for a bicycle on the shirt, instead of a Xerox machine.

  10. Grifter | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It begins when you take the “I’m my own grandpa” theory too far…

  11. Globe Trotter | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If one copies oneself, isn’t that a sign of multiple personalities, schizophrenia, dementia, or just plain and simple insanity? Actually, I could be in trouble… no, I could be in trouble. Uh-oh, I’m sterile!

  12. CallieWL | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So if I start acting like myself, and copying everything I do, I’ll become sterile? Fine, I’ll start acting like somebody else.

  13. pamela38 | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s copulate!

  14. Someone | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, this is more truthful than it seems. If you have clones of yourself running around, your wife might see your clone dating another woman and think you’re cheating on her. Sterility isn’t the right word, but you will be deprived of *something* (to keep it friendly for all ages) if that happens everytime.

  15. Chris | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pamela38: Better to copulate than never.

  16. Chris | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shirt designed by Buster Hyman

  17. Chicken Underwear | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What are they even trying to say????

  18. Satellite Heart | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The technical term is inbreeding.

  19. Stanley Urnebess | 12:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This T-shirt expresses a basic thought in Buddhism: “If all you do is think, you end up thinking about thoughts.” So the copying yourself is thinking about thoughts, and the sterility is the divorce from nature that you experience. If you’re a Buddhist then the T-shirt caption makes lots of sense.

  20. Lollerskate | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    MY OWN CLONE

  21. Chuck | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …and was charged with making an obscene clone fall !

    (Punchline Tuesday)

  22. BeadyEl | 5:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One begins to copy oneself. One breaks the copier glass and lacerates one’s naughty parts. It leads to sterility.

  23. coffeebot | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    birth control bikes by Xerox

  24. phoenixx | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    all day long we hear him crying ” i just wanna be myself”

  25. phoenixx | 6:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “be careful when using the brakes”

  26. Austin Kendall | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    GET ON BIKE TO DUPLICATE YOURSELF. RESULTS MAY BE DIRE.

  27. Jackson | 5:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m beside myself.

  28. Damien | 12:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Studies prove that this t-shirt can be worn as an effective contraceptive.

  29. GuestionHamswered | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is there a bike on the shirt?? This engrish is so confusing, I don’t know what the message is supposed to be!

  30. kloo | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    or at the very least you’ll lose a ball.

  31. kloo | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    it’s trying to say that if you aren’t unique you’ll be boring.

  32. Ben Dover | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Clone Bike!

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bi-cycles.

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