We’re counting on you… please!

posted on 12 Feb 2010 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Peter Traube.
Sign from entrance at Tai’Shan Mountain, China.

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  1. Salome | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ’cause if you don’t behave yourself and do anything X-rated, we reserve the right to sell it and make a lot of money.

  2. J-Luke | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cookies for nice and well behaved tourists will be distributed after your visit…

  3. SF | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Smile to Big Brother.

  4. Algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just smile for the little birdie.

  5. rowger | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s also possible that you are in a sniper’s scope. Please don’t move around too much.

  6. Juulie | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Signed, Walter Mitty

  7. Chuck | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    on the other sign: Paris Hilton Was Here !

  8. Chris | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey-what are you doing? BAD tourist! Bad, bad, BAD!

  9. Grifter | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please behave nicely so we don’t have to

  10. Xila31 | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    You better not pout
    I’m telling you why
    Big Brother may be looking at you!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No more Candid Camera nowadays! That’s rude.

  12. lora | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The tourists must be nice and well-behaved. The locals, on the other hand, can be as naughty and ill-behaved as they wish!

  13. Pete | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I swear to God, Ambassador. It was the freaky DEAKIEST thing I ever saw! My friend…he was about to light up this joint….ganja he snuck in his suitcase from our trip to India. We were in the alley behind the hotel in Wangfujing and as soon as lit the joint, there was this bolt of lightning and these ZZZZZAP and PFFFFFT sounds, and suddenly my friend just VANISHED into thin air! It was like he got vaporized or something!!! Please, ya gotta get me outta China NOW!

  14. Dane | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Otherwise we won’t pet you, and you won’t get any treats.

  15. jjhitt | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Being in the Supervision Video is a lot better than being in the Driver’s Ed video or those military training films about social diseases.

  16. Izzie | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I’m in the Supervision Video I want my name in the credits and I want royalties whenever it’s played.
    Plus you’ll sell more copies if you put it in a format that actually used now rather than video.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are not good, you won’t get any cake.

  18. David | 8:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One behaves for the camera, it leads to not being arrest!

  19. Anna Rexia | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um, Izzie? Video isn’t an outdated medium. Are you suggesting we restrict it to only audio? Pssst… I’ll let you in on a secret. There is a new technology, known as digital video.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OH! I thought @Issie was referring to one of the newer DVD formats.

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Izzie (edit)

  22. Jay | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be a nice tourist or else. And please have your SAG or AFTRA cards handy.

  23. coffeebot | 6:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Supervision Videos never quite recovered from the reality TV craze…

  24. Filboid Studge | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m already under supervision, do I get my treat now?

  25. s(p)am® | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you failed an audition? that’s a second chance!

    p.s. for more carreer opportunities visit us on contest day

  26. s(p)am® | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    flashing is permitted after 12a.m.

  27. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who wrote this sign–Fred Rogers? “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ….”

  28. phoenixx | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no no not me it was other tourist his name um um bob he make nasty movie

  29. jou | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    or else…

  30. singyourgoodbyes | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    buuuut…you possibly might not be…in which case have a blast and be american

  31. Damien | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A warning to extraterrestrials considering making crop circles.

  32. kloo | 1:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    present may also be trap doors to your demise.

  33. Tom | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wow… the height of protectionism…

  34. zerima | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Superman just arrived in a Klingon uniform and it can only go down hill from there so behave yourself OR YOU WILL BE JOYFULLY BEAMED UP FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET NICELY

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