What’s eating you, Fluffy?

posted on 6 Feb 2010 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Alice Knoebel.
Cat’s snack found in Japan (contains small shrimp).

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  1. John Tranbo | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They had to agree to be just friends.

  2. SF | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Up and down the chain food.

  3. Algernon | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware the cat eating shrimp.

  4. Mint | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shrimp will eat cat soon.

  5. jjhitt | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pussy. It’s whats for dinner.

  6. beechoak | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “You are what you eat” applies also to felines.

  7. J-Luke | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So they did seal that bag for a reason…

  8. Adrenalin | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I’m feeding a cat. To my dog.

  9. jjhitt | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, Cheezeburger can has you.

  10. Lora | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For the owner who must hate their cat very much. :-)

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah. I wondered where Tibby went.

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MMM. Actually, I don’t mind a bit of pussy too.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Me like cat. Me eat cat.

  14. coffeebot | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a cat-eat-cat world…

  15. Chuck | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tongue got your cat ?

  16. Satellite Heart | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For cats hopped up on catnip, this is what they crave.

  17. whirlabou | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is how Alf looks like before adding water.

  18. Lollerskate | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Commander: Today we face the cats. They are hypocrtical, nefarious beings, authentic fuzzy pansy cowards that are no match for the strength of our arms! Let’s do the world a favor sending those crotch-licking, pussy-craving bastards to the afterlife!

    Shrimps:

  19. Lollerskate | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    [BATTLE CRY!]

  20. Pete | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good morning. In less than an hour, shrimpcraft from here will join other crustaceans from around the world. And you will be launching the largest battle in the history of prawnkind. “Prawnkind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
    [crowd cheers]

  21. Chuck | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are those Battle Shrimp carrying a shield with St George’s Cross on it ?

    From slaying dragons to this.

  22. Chris | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you.

  23. Recoil | 2:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Kitteh?

  24. CallieWL | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: thanks for that. My favorite movie speech of all time!

  25. coffeebot | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, Callie, that was one of the few movies I saw first in the theater…

    Captain Hiller: “Oops.”
    David: “Oops?”
    Captain Hiller: “Whaddya say we try that again, huh?”
    David: “Yes, yes, yes, without the oops.”

  26. Pete | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Callie, my favorite line:

    “I have GOT to get me one of THESE!”

  27. CallieWL | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the theater, yep, best place to see it! Love that line, too!

  28. koolasvegan | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The shrimp were fine until biohazardous waste dumped on them… now they eat cat for breakfast, lunch, and afternoon snack.

  29. s(p)am® | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    excuse us for the typo. we meant “Snack’s cat”

  30. Jason | 4:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “just because we’re food product, that doesn’t mean we don’t like to eat cat either.”

  31. garudamon11 | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    in soviet russia , shrimps eat cats

  32. Kaba | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They actually meant to say “Cat’s a snack”

    Drop one or two spoonful of these on your cat when it goes housebreaking. Use full package if it seems ineffective, better luck with your next cat :)

  33. phoenixx | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so THATS where my kitty went…poor thing..

  34. Tonberry Pie | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it liked my cat a little too much

  35. Mr. name | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION! IF snack likes cat too much please return

  36. Enclave | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia shrimp eats YOU!

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cat to go?

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