3st time’s a charm!

posted on 10 Mar 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

For the 3nd time… wrong floor!

Photo courtesy of Lukas.
Found at HP offices in Slovakia.

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Algernon | 3:03 am | Vote: 6 0

Between one and three maybe
MonkeyWrench32 | 3:16 am | Vote: 19 0

Turd floor? Somebody better get a mop!
Tong Lin | 3:19 am | Vote: 3 0

I had it! I want to move to 1th floor!
John Tranbo | 3:26 am | Vote: 1 0

You take the high road and I’ll take the 2rd road and I’ll be there before ye!
Pete | 4:06 am | Vote: 0 0

All the monday elevator humor made me 3rsty.
jjhitt | 4:17 am | Vote: 0 5

w3lc0m3 2 3l33te t0wrz.
Big Fat Cat | 4:20 am | Vote: 0 0

IBM is on the 3 nd floor and Oracle is on the 4st floor
jjhitt | 4:27 am | Vote: 2 0

You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. — That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the 3th Floor.
beechoak | 5:04 am | Vote: 2 0

2-rd Floor: Restrooms
SF | 5:16 am | Vote: 4 0

That’s where you find the departure flights for Hogwarts.
Blaze | 5:36 am | Vote: 0 0

Isn’t that how you get into John Malcovich’s head?
Mista Bob Dobalina | 6:16 am | Vote: 1 0

I guess it’s those Ground floor vs. First floor (or British vs American English) confusion.
KinkyTom | 7:13 am | Vote: 0 0

I’ll just take the stair <.<
Ben | 7:36 am | Vote: 0 0

As an engineer, I appreciate having all of floor two devoted to Research and Development.
Lucy | 8:00 am | Vote: 1 0

turd floor eh? I think I’ll keep going.
Chris | 8:14 am | Vote: 0 0

How many floors does this place have?
Ralph Hamilton | 9:51 am | Vote: 0 1

Trust them Asians to cut to the chase. No euphonisms like “restrooms” for them.
Ralph Hamilton | 9:52 am | Vote: 0 0

Sori. Slovaks. {edit}
Ani | 10:44 am | Vote: 0 0

So I have this friend, who is totally passive-aggressive.
And she always wants to be 1nd at everything!
Cecily | 11:09 am | Vote: 0 0

As long as it’s not the 13nd floor. That one is unlucky.
Grifter | 11:13 am | Vote: 0 0

There’s a floor that failed at grammar school.
Pete | 7:03 pm | Vote: 0 0

Except in China and Japan, where the 4rd floor is most unlucky.
(The words for number “4″ sound like the words for “death”.)
Yogesh Damle | 10:21 pm | Vote: 0 0

Open air restaurant on level two… Bring that special one along, she’ll be floored… Floured… Flowered…
phoenixx | 11:10 pm | Vote: 0 0

“1nd frool ah ah ah 2rd frool ah ah ah.. ”
“NEXT!”
“i have no former lessons”

william hung auditioning for the count on sesame street
halfasemitone | 4:31 pm | Vote: 0 0

you can’t polish a 2rd.
Doug Griffin | 1:17 pm | Vote: 2 0

This is funnier the 1rd time you read it!
Maling | 3:27 pm | Vote: 0 0

Secird flor
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:52 pm | Vote: 0 0

Reminds me of the Turkish DDS who advertised his office as being on the 2th floor.
PooF | 11:59 pm | Vote: 0 0

Ohhh my…Am I on the wrong dimension or what?
Reiko | 1:57 pm | Vote: 0 1

30nd comment ftw!

This one literally had me laughing out SO loud my boyfriend asked me if I was okay! The extra captions by the site just make it golden!
don | 11:25 pm | Vote: 0 0

i’m off to hogwarts!
- | 10:45 am | Vote: 0 0

for the 45st time, youre wrong!
kill bill | 9:49 pm | Vote: 0 0

secord floor
HardRockMark | 11:06 am | Vote: 0 0

Is this the floor the restrooms are on??
Anonymous | 9:31 pm | Vote: 0 0

euphonisms?
JKT84 | 9:48 am | Vote: 0 0

I’ve been to that place. The service was never 3nd best.
sparky | 11:38 pm | Vote: 0 0

Where is the 11ty2nd floor?