Always seek mastary…

posted on 3 Mar 2010 in Anime/Manga

Bored readars…

Photo courtesy of ‘Wild Desu’.
Screenshot of the anime: “Cream Lemon: Escalation”.

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  1. SF | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Inglorious Mastars.

  2. Algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s not a mastar she’s a mistrus.

  3. Thuggy D | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More like Engrish Mastar.

  4. Mint | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s learning Engrish.

  5. beechoak | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Some day, talk well I will…

  6. Big Fat Cat | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Mastarbate – the highest level of Engrish Mastar

  7. Einar | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …as opposed to bachelar.

  8. Blaze | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I know she’s pretty cute, but you can mastar your desires. Keep it in your pants.

  9. Grifter | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    She is the Mastar of Linguage.

  10. Gappa Goshti | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For a layman, the prospect of learning English like this is a master bait!

  11. farararara ra ra ra ra | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @beechoak Speak like yoda. :D

  12. SadPanda | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Later she can study for a doctarate.

  13. Samuel | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh the irony!

  14. Master Masta | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mastar is probably written like that intentionally. Not even close to a true Engrish passage.

  15. Tong Lin | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Years of study, finarry paid off!

  16. Pete | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mastar bullsh*tterers.

  17. coffeebot | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hide of a manga can make the feel flustared.

  18. McBee | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    With Cream Lemon, Mastar is the thing you will find in abundance…

  19. Chuck | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshoppar.”

  20. TW | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mastur is more fun.

  21. MrBill | 9:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Escalate the mastar; cream my lemon till the juice runs down my reg…

  22. James Hatfield | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tracklist of our new album:

    1) Battary
    2) Mastar Of Puppets
    3) The Thang That Should Not Be
    4) Sanitariam
    5) Dasposable Heroes
    6) Lapar Massiah
    7) Orian
    8) Damage Anc.

  23. phoenixx | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    must be a really interesting book…NOT

  24. Mr X | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If she’s the English Mastar, I’m the Engrish Professar.

  25. coffeebot | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Owner of an Engrish.com shall now be named:

    ENGRISH WEBMASTAR

  26. Green Day | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …When mastarbation’s lost it’s fun…

  27. phoenixx | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    school bores kids all over the world..heres the proof

  28. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ James: You forgot

    8) Ownar of a Ronely Hart
    9) Majar Tom
    10) Doctar Feelgood

  29. Mista Bob Dobalina | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In Turkish “Mastar” means “infinitive clause” That can make some sense, via Turkish though….

  30. Cecily | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mastar and Commandar.

  31. dropkickmurphy | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    thats my favorite metallica album, “mastar of puppets”

  32. ash | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Might want to “Master”, how to spell the would Master first before learning English…this book does not look like it could help you in either way……

  33. HelenOfTory | 1:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Masters Degree in Engrish!

  34. John M | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I soupport publick edukation.

  35. mickeygreeneyes | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, Katsumi! Mastar this!

  36. scars | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Root Of The Cause…

  37. ribbonleaf | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you masturbate?

  38. ribbonleaf | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    masturbation

  39. DrinkyThinky | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    probably, a pervart book was under that fake cover.

  40. Jorge | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The true definition of irony…..

  41. j s | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cream Lemon is a hentai…

  42. NoveltyFishHead | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Books can be liars too.

  43. sparky | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t get it. I don’t see no impropar English.

  44. Mond | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s bored it’s not Mastur!

  45. Candy101 | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thang A braught may taxtbook sa A wan’t have ta capy aff af har.

  46. Candy101 | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That ain’t English, it’s Anglish!

  47. Candy101 | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s Anglish!

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