I can still taste the oak…

posted on 13 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

No wait, you CAN lick this couch…

Photo courtesy of SethGuyen.
Found in China.

33 captions

  1. Tong Lin | 3:27 am |

    Chew it well for the unique taste. Sir, would you like some termites or leather softener to go with it?

  2. Algernon | 3:29 am |

    The taste of shellac

  3. Pete | 4:57 am |

    New Engrish T-shirt suggestion: “We are Woods!”

  4. Jazzy | 5:29 am |

    Mmmmmm! Tastes like chicken.

  5. faulty wiring | 6:12 am |

    They had another store called ‘Afterburn’ but that didn’t do so well

  6. beechoak | 7:08 am |

    Classical Buffalo Wingback Chairs

  7. beechoak | 7:08 am |

    crunchy little snacks between the cushions…

  8. beechoak | 7:09 am |

    … with a Davenport Wine finish…

  9. beechoak | 7:12 am |

    Chef’s Specialty: Dining Room Tables and Breakfast Sets

  10. Pete | 7:15 am |

    The term “Iron Chef” now even more meaningful.

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 8:55 am |

    The Candy Man comes.

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 8:57 am |

    (Edit) ♫♪ The Candy Man comes ♪♫

  13. Chris | 9:10 am |

    And a toothpick for dessert.

  14. Stan | 9:33 am |

    And a hint of pine

  15. Classic Steve | 10:14 am |

    Mmm, this divan is divine.

  16. Classic Steve | 10:15 am |

    I’ll have a scotch & sofa.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 10:19 am |

    @Jazzy. Drunken chicken I hope.

  18. Xila31 | 11:01 am |

    Brings new meaning to the phrase “coffee table.”

  19. Lucy | 1:21 pm |

    I just want to know how you are supposed to get the new (half eaten) couch home on the ole’ bicycle?

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 6:20 pm |

    Would you like that wrapped, or are you eating it here?

  21. Salome | 7:50 pm |

    Lucy–you eat the other half of it as well.

  22. Chuck | 10:22 am |

    High in fiber and aftertaste without end.

  23. coffeebot | 3:41 pm |

    …with a hint of Elm

  24. terry | 10:45 pm |

    Nothing like a little wood before breakfast

  25. Grifter | 5:00 am |

    Try our backwash breakfast!

  26. coffeebot | 7:55 am |

    Sofa? Oh, I thought you said soba…

  27. phoenixx | 3:22 am |

    BURP..scuse me must have been the dining set…

  28. I used to enjoy the rattan until I developed colitis. Now I stick with the Swedish Modern.

  29. Cecily | 12:26 pm |

    If you like Turkish cuisine, we have some lovely ottomans.

  30. StarBase10 | 4:17 am |

    Vintage dining chairs? Tasty!

  31. Nathan Gardner | 10:44 am |

    The Couch. It rejected you.

  32. Tom | 11:30 am |

    “I’d like polish mine off in cherry. Always a fine finish.”

  33. sparky | 11:44 pm |

    Sorry, no black lights allowed.

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