I can still taste the oak…

posted on 13 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

No wait, you CAN lick this couch…

Photo courtesy of SethGuyen.
Found in China.

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  1. Tong Lin | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chew it well for the unique taste. Sir, would you like some termites or leather softener to go with it?

  2. Algernon | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The taste of shellac

  3. Pete | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New Engrish T-shirt suggestion: “We are Woods!”

  4. Jazzy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmmm! Tastes like chicken.

  5. faulty wiring | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They had another store called ‘Afterburn’ but that didn’t do so well

  6. beechoak | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Classical Buffalo Wingback Chairs

  7. beechoak | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    crunchy little snacks between the cushions…

  8. beechoak | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … with a Davenport Wine finish…

  9. beechoak | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chef’s Specialty: Dining Room Tables and Breakfast Sets

  10. Pete | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The term “Iron Chef” now even more meaningful.

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Candy Man comes.

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Edit) ♫♪ The Candy Man comes ♪♫

  13. Chris | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And a toothpick for dessert.

  14. Stan | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And a hint of pine

  15. Classic Steve | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, this divan is divine.

  16. Classic Steve | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a scotch & sofa.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jazzy. Drunken chicken I hope.

  18. Xila31 | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings new meaning to the phrase “coffee table.”

  19. Lucy | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just want to know how you are supposed to get the new (half eaten) couch home on the ole’ bicycle?

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like that wrapped, or are you eating it here?

  21. Salome | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lucy–you eat the other half of it as well.

  22. Chuck | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    High in fiber and aftertaste without end.

  23. coffeebot | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …with a hint of Elm

  24. terry | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like a little wood before breakfast

  25. Grifter | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our backwash breakfast!

  26. coffeebot | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sofa? Oh, I thought you said soba…

  27. phoenixx | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BURP..scuse me must have been the dining set…

  28. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I used to enjoy the rattan until I developed colitis. Now I stick with the Swedish Modern.

  29. Cecily | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you like Turkish cuisine, we have some lovely ottomans.

  30. StarBase10 | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vintage dining chairs? Tasty!

  31. Nathan Gardner | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Couch. It rejected you.

  32. Tom | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’d like polish mine off in cherry. Always a fine finish.”

  33. sparky | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, no black lights allowed.

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