I think they meant ‘flied’…

posted on 30 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Part of our pu pu menu…

Photo courtesy of Chris Davidson-Rose.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou
, China.

41 captions

  1. Algernon | 3:06 am |

    When only the best will do and isn’t that all the time.

  2. faulty wiring | 3:10 am |

    I hope that royal style sauce isn’t what I think it is…

  3. Jay | 3:20 am |

    Well, royals are famous for thinking their crab doesn’t stink, but this is ridiculous.

  4. faulty wiring | 3:21 am |

    Waiter! There’s a crustacean in my crap!

  5. Brandon | 3:26 am |

    “Our meals always result in a royal flush!”

  6. faulty wiring | 3:48 am |

    Number 2 on the menu

  7. Dan | 3:49 am |

    I don’t know what’s worse, Fried Crap or Fried Clap

  8. beechoak | 3:52 am |

    Tell it like it is…

  9. Blaze | 4:18 am |

    The key is in the crust of panko breading. Otherwise the whole dish comes out crappy!

  10. Grifter | 5:26 am |

    Talk about your royal high-ass…

  11. Classic Steve | 5:54 am |

    A king crap?

  12. Big Fat Cat | 7:12 am |

    You are what you eat. Now I understand why the royals are made of craps.

  13. YJ | 7:28 am |

    What a waste of royal style sauce.

  14. ROR | 7:40 am |

    Fried Crap with Royal Style Hershey sauce

  15. Fire in the Whoa | 7:58 am |

    What a waste of crap.

  16. Something | 8:12 am |

    Fried crap with royal style sauce yum

    Crap for the kings and queens of the world.

  17. Chris | 8:24 am |

    Royal crap? Ooh, give me two scoops of that!

  18. Eduard | 9:06 am |

    Oh, holly ….. royal style !!

  19. Gappa Goshti | 9:07 am |

    A modified version consumed during lent is called “Holy Sh*t!”

  20. Gappa Gosht | 9:07 am |

    Is this purple or golden?

  21. jjhitt | 10:26 am |

    Flied Crap is nothing to clap about.

  22. jjhitt | 10:28 am |

    Upgrade to the Imperial Sauce and we’ll pick the corn out of it for you.

  23. Pete | 11:18 am |

    How many kinds of it can we think of?

    -Blue
    -King
    -Snow
    -Stone
    -Fiddler
    -Horseshoe
    -Peekytoe
    -Spider

  24. DieselDragon | 11:20 am |

    …And that’s what you get for choosing to eat at Buger King! 😮 🙂

  25. phoenixx | 11:38 am |

    thats one royally crappy meal

  26. Cecily | 12:31 pm |

    Fried crap is so unhealthy. Steamed or broiled crap is much better for you.

  27. Ralph Hamilton | 1:46 pm |

    Yes. I think I have eaten at a restaurant like that too.

  28. Ralph Hamilton | 1:47 pm |

    Passed by the Department of Health.

  29. Pete | 3:43 pm |

    New insult: Eat Crab and Die!

  30. Ralph Hamilton | 3:47 pm |

    Haha @Pete. Eat and don’t crab, and you will surely die.

  31. pamela38 | 8:03 pm |

    With your faithful client card, buy 10 and get a free enema!

  32. Salome | 1:44 am |

    If that’s a crap, then whoever did it will have a right royal pain in the . . .

  33. Brian | 1:05 pm |

    My doctor told me I should cut down on the fried crap…

  34. BeadyEl | 1:06 pm |

    Hey kids! Every crappy meal now comes with a crappy toy!!

  35. just4kicks | 12:36 am |

    Some people take a crap in the oceans, thus polluting them. I guess this item was caught from one of these oceans

  36. FatKenney | 7:48 pm |

    You can’t polish a turd. You can, however, give it a delightful topping of royal style sauce.

  37. Vandermark Swan | 10:42 am |

    Flied Clap with Loyal Styre Sauce would be a better way to spell it.

  38. Vandermark Swan | 10:44 am |

    I’ll have my CRAB (not crap) boiled, not fried.

  39. FatKenney | 4:23 pm |

    Corn 50 cents extra.

  40. pauloo | 9:02 am |

    At least they serve their crap with class.

  41. Billy | 9:47 pm |

    thank goodness for the royal sauce or else this would taste like crap

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