It’s all the Drunken Mastar eats…
I’ll have a laptop hoagie… to go
“Drunken Chicken” is an actual Chinese dish – this
Engrish is posted for the “Lu desktop meat” entree.
Photo courtesy of Gwen Matthey.
Menu found in Macau.
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3 cups of drunken chicken mmm served as a desktop meat.
‘Scuse me, does the desktop meat come with it’s own operating system? I would like mine with an Engrish language tweak, if I may! And no drunken add-ons, please!
Yes.. drunken chickens for dinner and hungover chickens for breakfast
Thanks.. but i will rather prefer to do the drinking myself
I notice the beef is “stewed” too.
This is not wrong. The two Chinese characters (醉雞) does mean “drunken chicken” (literally).
So the chicken is drunk. Riiiight. I bet the “drunk chicken” composed the menu too.
desktop meat – download free screensaver!
I’d rather have my server bring a waitress, than have my waitress bring a server.
“Taiwan Style” rears its head as “desktop” once again.
3-cups chicken is a TASTY taiwanese style dish, a restaurant near me serves it and it is DEE-LISH. Name comes from the use of a cup each of sesama oil, rice wine, and soy sauce. A recipe:
http://www.eatingchina.com/recipes/three-cup-chicken.htm
Except the dish as served at the restaurant near me is FAR more appetizing looking than the picture on the URL site. But the recipe looks about right.
Oh, no! Lu’s been downloading porn again…
As Justin Wilson would have said, “The only thing missing from this recipe is… it doesn’t have enough wiiiiiiine in it…!”
“Would you like an order of SCSI cables with that?”
How do you get this desktop meat? Do you download it or something?
Try it with the Vodka Veal side!
I’ll take the chicken for dinner, and three cups of chicken to wash down the chicken.
What could I get in Lu of the desktop meat?
“How do you prepare your chickens?”
“We get them good and drunk first, so they never see the axe coming…”
The desktop meat is a lot like the laptop meat, but larger and less expensive.
As long as the chickens are killed humanely while they’re drunk
If I wanted to eat a desktop, I’d order Mac ‘n’ cheese.
Do you serve Lulu chicken here?
There’s very little meat in these desktops.
Actually, my grandfather used to make wine and when the mash was fermented put it in the field. The chickens would eat the mash and fall over drunk. It was my aunt’s job to run around and stand the chickens on their feet. She says they would always go right back to eating. So, drunk chickens are a real thing.
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Three cups, 2 girls, 1 chicken
ill take 3 cups of drunken chicken, a side of desktop with laptop…over fried rice please
Drunken Chicken: I know Cock-Fu.
Desktop Chicken, Finger Linux Good!
(But apart from 3-Cup Chicken, Drunken Chicken is a common dish in China, although the recipe is varied)
Meanwhile, the completely stewed pork is mincing around.
Lu has a new iPhone app out too, I believe
i think i’ll take rice …
Drunken chicken, is that like beer can chicken?
Of course my favorite dish, Stoned Shrimp, isn’t pictured.
The Chinese literally means “drunken chicken” which is a cooking style and flavour and indicates that alcohol has been added in the cooking process
I think the person got lazy and just used google translations.
Taiwan and desktop
Lu Desktop Meat come in thirty, forty and sixty megabite sizes.
One chicken, three cups
Don’t you mean three cups, 1 chicken?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_chicken
Yes it’s the same as beer can chicken
I know the iPlatter has plum and ginger, but I can only taste one at a time…
The pork is stewed and the chickens are drunk. Next thing you know the dogs and cats will be smoking and having sex.