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The description is obscured by all those damned safety pins! Now I’ll never know what’s inside!!!
I guess you’ll just have to use your imagination.
golden pins and needles??
It seems the layouter was smoking the tiny grass when designing the box.
and had spent the afternoon at tama plaza…
Best invisible descriptions China has to offer. HERE you go!
I think they read the manual too literally.
Opin at top corner.
Reminds me of a sign I saw in strip center:
Red Horizontal Line
No Parking
Red Horizontal Line
How silly. Someone put the description of item at the bottom left (“Item No. C-2″) instead of in the correct location at the top. It’s a good thing I can recognize Item No. C-2 when I see it otherwise I would never have known!
Wait, wait! Don’t tell me…!
I know “Made in China”
All the other Pins were jealous of the Golden Pins.
It was a clear cut case of “Pinile Envy”.
@Algenon. Ehh? Maiden China? I know. It’s a chastity-belt.
I don’t know what this does…. but it does look pretty!
I can safely say this one is hard to pin down.
This is really taking the whole ‘generic’ concept too far.
They are demonstrating ‘pin drop silence’ way too literally …
I’ll take three packages of “Description Of Item Listed Here”, please . You know, Item No. C-2. You only have two left? Okay, give me also one package of “Description of Item Listed There”.
Pins: Hey check us out, baby! We’re the “sharpest”-looking bunch you’ll ever find! Get the “point”? Heh-heh-heh!
Me: These pins aren’t gold, they’re BRASS!
Get to the point!!
This reminds me, I am published in a poetry book where they printed that my middle name is Optional. As in, when I signed up for the contest it asked me for first name, last name, and middle name (optional.) I’m not sure how they screwed that one up.
this is what happens when inspector 7 from the fruit of the loom get reassigned….
this space reserved for coffeebot’s witty caption
Prease to mind the safety!!
No plick finger!
Typing funny comment here.
List of the item descripted here
This space intentionally left blank
Wait! They didn’t type the description! Oh, now I’ll never find out what it is. *sigh* I guess that’s what happens when you combine lack of proofreading with templates.
Quick! Tell me what they are! I’m on pins and needles…
MANY VARIOUS PINS OF SAFETY
Contains Contents
WHAT THE DEUCE!?
Let me guess – something to do with safety pins?
My wife has no middle name either. When faced with forms with a space for “middle name” she’d either write “none” or a big “X.” We’ve been getting junk mail addressed to “Jane X. Doe” for years!
Item is C-2 Knowaturbuying. They just abbreviated it.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
You have just bought the item you have just bought.
Cheap Gold That Can Pin You Down- China
Pins and item no c-2
I would describe them as “gold and shiny”.
Name me, please.
I KNOW what they are. What do YOU think they are!
Caption put here.
Danger! keep infants safely pinned
here’s your sig’n
We must neatly separate the golden pins to keep them nice rooking. The first one is made out of pure gold. The second one was made of gold… Wtf!?
Insert caption #48 here.
Next Shipment : Item No. C3
It might be more of a philosophical statement, such as, do the “pins” actually exist, and if they do why do we call them “pins”? Why not call them Item No. C-2. Think about it….be careful it might just blow your mind….or not.
Type caption here….
…and here….
….and here….
I’m on pins and noodles
description of item:
not very helpful
To Pin Baby Safely
Talk about lazy. They couldn’t bother typing in “Safety Pins” into the template before printing.
It’s PIN time baby
Who let the golden pins out? Who? Who?
Very clever disguise. C2 is a WWII plastic explosive. What will the Chinese come up with next?