Now touch the sales associate…

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   Algernon | 2:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   She has a certain glow about her.

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   Eduard | 3:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I can’t wait to go to Tamaplaza. I haven’t been feeling myself lately…..

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   phoenixx | 3:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   where is that place again?? i didnt get felt enough at the other place

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   faulty wiring | 3:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If you don’t feel yourself, no one else will do it for you. Unless you visit the next shopping plaza along where they have a ‘special area’ for just those services.

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   Tong Lin | 3:20 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Excuse me, could I feel the others as well?

6. 

   Ralph Hamilton | 3:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And if you are caught doing it, we will arrest you.

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   Jay | 3:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So this is what the tiny grass is dreaming about.

8. 

   Blaze | 4:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   With our easy wake up service, you can start gently – like caressing a rose petal.

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   Pete | 4:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Although this Tama is spelled 多摩 (meaning something like “Many Refined/Polished Things”), another spelling 球 means “balls”.

   Just another one of those things to make one go “Hmmmm….”

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    jjhitt | 4:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Strangest food court I’ve ever seen… all they had were cucumbers.

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    Grifter | 4:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Go on! Have a grope!

12. 

    Brandon | 4:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    …now doesn’t that feel good?

13. 

    Chris | 7:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t want anybody else.
    When I think about you, I feel myself.

14. 

    Satellite Heart | 7:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sir, please do not take the sign literally. Now put that away.

15. 

    Gappa Goshti | 7:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If her name is *Sorry*, I sure must ‘repent’!

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    halfasemitone | 10:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Feelings, nothing more than…. feelings.

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    coffeebot | 12:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    *pssst* don’t shake her left hand

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    xila31 | 12:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The sign at the exit is the same, except without the flowers, and it only says “come again soon.”

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    Thuggy D | 1:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t mind the hidden cameras.

20. 

    Pete | 3:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Customer: Hey mister, WHY is my banana vibrating???
    Greengrocer: (…….)

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    Darth Na'vi | 3:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Well, that is a showstopper….

22. 

    Wendy Darling | 10:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oooh … Aaah …

23. 

    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 11:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It was a better choice than their first ad campaign: “Go f*** yourself at Tama Plaza”.

24. 

    Weegee | 3:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Been taking Ecstasy I see…

25. 

    Don | 1:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Mmmm! Smells like tuna fish in here.

26. 

    Steven | 6:34 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    there’s a sign in the dressing room: Slippery when wet…

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    GuestionHamswered | 3:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t need your instruction on when and where to feel myself, thank you.

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    phoenixx | 4:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    oh oh oh me next!! please please please!!

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    Vandermark Swan | 6:55 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    She put her finger WHERE!?

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    FatKenney | 5:31 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    They have a large do it yourself section.

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    DragonLady | 3:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What do you mean I can’t take my vibrator into the dressing room!!!

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    sparky | 12:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You want to put your what in my what?

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