One lecture you won’t fall asleep during.

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   SF | 4:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s not Engrish, it’s a tag cloud …

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   Ageless | 4:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Put some words together, pretend they’re a sentence.

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   jjhitt | 4:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If I had a shirt like that, I’d pinch my nipples too.

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   Typo | 5:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s not an English language lecture, is it now?

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   Chris | 5:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   How many monkeys did it take to type this one?

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   Chuck | 5:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Coz sez, “Hey, you monkeys! Outta that Jello tree! Don’t make me come up there and lecture you!”

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   Pete | 6:27 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Been waiting months for the opportunity to say:
   “Because of Monkeys!”
   ; – )

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   beechoak | 7:24 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Aw, Pete! You beat me to it!… because of monkeys.

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   beechoak | 7:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   50 monkeys at 50 typewriters for 50 years… and this is the best they could come up with???

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    Classic Steve | 9:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Who let this guy near the Magnetic Poetry?

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    Lollerskate | 10:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    No better way to get your taste for literature than reading a monkey!

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    mamabutton | 10:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is not a caption, but a question: does anyone have a clue what was actually meant by this?

13. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 10:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Once again the random English word generator has struck. Leaving us without either one skerrick of syntax, or one glimmer of meaning.

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    Pete | 10:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Engrish. So simple, a monkey could write it!

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    Chris | 12:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    A warm monkey is a happy monkey.

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    jjhitt | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i = cos(lecture/monkey)^warm

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    Tong Lin | 5:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Lecture on/of monkey business? Throw in global warming as well, for a good measure.

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    Algernon | 6:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What the f…..

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    Yogesh Damle | 7:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pull your pole down,
    put your tent away,
    The monkey has a running nose,
    So no circus today!

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    Monkeylooker | 4:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Look at my monkey!!!

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    Grifter | 6:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You are such a PERky ape!

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    coffeebot | 10:34 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    just wanted to reiterate:

    because of monkeys

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    phoenixx | 9:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    im in the mood for banana coffee

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    phoenixx | 11:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    the monkey must be related to the typo fairies and scrabble pixies..

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    Andi | 1:02 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Like the monkey says, warm up!

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    George | 3:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Makes sense!

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    aaron pitcock | 9:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    thats just nasty or is it.

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    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The problem with saying the wrong words are: 1) sometimes I don’t even realize it, and 2) sometimes orange water gibbon bucket of plaster.

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    starfish | 12:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    my monkey attended a seminar and all i got was this lousy tee shirt!

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    DrLex | 3:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is simple. The person who wrote this, is ‘per’ (which probably is some kind of slang for ‘happy’), because he’s following a lecture inside a living monkey, where it’s cozy and warm.

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    sparky | 11:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Drugs are bad!!!!!

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