Stutter cutter

posted on 2 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

Our tailor gets a little zealous…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hamilton.
Women’s clothing shop in Shanghai, China.

29 captions

  1. engrishwebmaster | 2:35 am |

    New price cuts!

  2. Algernon | 4:17 am |

    What you do when finised with the clothes horse.

  3. Pete | 4:21 am |

    Be careful in there or you’ll wind up taking a visit to the undertakerer.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |

    I asked for a pair of pants and ended up with shorts.

  5. Blaze | 5:13 am |

    Bucher, now under new management!

  6. Grifter | 5:54 am |

    Making your seams seem seamerer every day!

  7. Brandon | 6:11 am |

    Obviously a shop for lesbians who want to look even butcherer.

  8. DECMATH | 6:13 am |

    To get any more “bucher”‘ you’d have to go to the capital of Rumania.

    /bad pun because I have Zimmerer in my family tree, and suspect the sign is not a mistake at all.

  9. Classic Steve | 7:24 am |

    Shades of the SNL “Samurai Tailor” sketch.

  10. Tom | 7:37 am |

    They’ve just taken the name of a prestigious Swiss watchmaker. http://www.carl-f-bucherer.com/de/home.html No Engrish here, just trademark infringement.

  11. Gappa Goshti | 7:39 am |

    Took their tailoring classes: They first taught necks, cuffs later.

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 7:44 am |

    Stay away from my “inside leg measurement”.

  13. Chris | 8:09 am |

    I dress to the right-wait, never mind.

  14. Xila31 | 8:20 am |

    Located next door to Mrs. Lovette’s Meat Pies shop.

  15. tekleader | 8:29 am |

    Buffalo Bill, proprietor

  16. coffeebot | 10:24 am |

    He uses a rusty machete to slash prices

  17. SparklyBoof | 1:39 pm |

    A great place to meat people!

  18. Rigoletto | 4:44 pm |

    Procrustean tailoring at its finest.

  19. Flicker | 6:41 pm |

    I’ve neverer been happierer with my tailorer!

  20. Ani | 7:24 pm |

    For those Top Chef fans out there: “Amuse Bucher”.

  21. Wendy Darling | 10:01 pm |

    And right next door is the Farmerer – who cuts hair

  22. Thingmaker | 8:53 am |

    Next door: Bakerer and Candlestick Makerer.

  23. Pete | 12:16 pm |

    Erupting dictatorership covered on the news by the reporterer with analysis by the commentatorer.

  24. Chuck | 8:45 pm |

    Don’t complain that pants or the sleeves are too short !

  25. coffeebot | 11:22 am |

    Engrish Web Mastar highest votes us!
    ganbai!

  26. Öki | 5:26 am |

    What’s funny about it? Bucherer is a Swiss watch and jewelry store (see link)

  27. phoenixx | 8:42 pm |

    the truth about modern fashion…

  28. Alex | 6:35 pm |

    A butcher of butchers?

  29. dropkickmurphy | 2:14 am |

    you can get a good look at a steak if you stick your head up a bullers butt, but wouldn’t you rather take a butcherers word for it?

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