The more the childie, the more happy time!

posted on 9 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Jake Skelton.
Toy manufactured in China.

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Something | 2:17 am | Vote: 0 0

How do you band your eyes?
TSINGTAO descendant | 2:39 am | Vote: 0 0

Warning: Choking Hazard – Small part.
Not for less than one childie.
TSINGTAO descendant | 2:45 am | Vote: 0 0

Those of lower intellect may not have happy time…
Einar | 3:29 am | Vote: 0 0

Must be an intelligent childie if he’s going to build a manifold with this. That must be what Super Intellect Racing is all about…
Pete | 3:53 am | Vote: 0 0

Q: How old are you, sweetie?
A: Five childies old.
Q: How do you like your toy, honey?
A: I dunno. They banded my eyes!
Algernon | 4:33 am | Vote: 0 0

Careful small parts are not for eating.
Ageless | 4:40 am | Vote: 0 0

211 pieces? So that means dad will have to build it.
Chicken Underweaaar | 4:44 am | Vote: 0 0

Is that an erection set?
MingTheMerciless | 4:56 am | Vote: 1 0

Caution: for those of Super Intellect only! Those of lesser intellect please see our line of coffee can and kitchen spoon deluxe drum set.
Blaze | 5:23 am | Vote: 0 0

I just flew in from Ackerman Corp and boy are my arms tired! But I tell you folks, if you really want to have very good play time, you need one childie and an up!

*Those in attendance then stormed out, demanding a refund, as Super Intellect Racing had clearly not been a funny toy. Just tired out and offensive. The feds also placed a super restraining order on it, banding its eyes from seeing any childie.
Thuggy D | 5:24 am | Vote: 0 0

The lead paint will take care of that intellect pretty quick.
DrLex | 5:34 am | Vote: 0 0

Einstein would probably win this very good play game.
Yogesh Damle | 5:58 am | Vote: 0 0

One childie and up? When Snowhite emerged from the shower, she saw 7 up!
jjhitt | 6:16 am | Vote: 0 0

MOM!! This is Super Intellect Racing. I wanted NASCAR Crash And Die Racing!
Grifter | 6:23 am | Vote: 0 0

I feel Super Smarter already!
Xila31 | 7:18 am | Vote: 0 0

Ow! My eyes! Why have you branded my eyes!?
Recoil | 7:19 am | Vote: 0 0

Very good play game! Uh yes, because that’s precisely what you do with games… you play ‘em.
coffeebot | 10:25 am | Vote: 0 0

it takes a village to raise one childie
BennyB | 1:15 pm | Vote: 1 0

“Contents may vary from illustrations,” but let us assure you that you’re buying 211 pieces of something funny and very good!
Ralph Hamilton | 1:29 pm | Vote: 0 0

Naughty Toyota! You have child labour building your manifolds.
Chuck | 4:29 pm | Vote: 0 0

Super Intellect or not, “No childie left behind”, that’s what I always say.

That, and “Band your eyes!”. Don’t know what it means, if Mr Ackerman says it, then I’m in !
Pete | 6:56 pm | Vote: 0 0

“Specifications, Colours, and Contents May Vary from Illustrations”

Geez…I can just picture it now: “HONEY!!!….Why on EARTH did you buy little Johnny a BLOW UP DOLL????”
Salome | 2:57 am | Vote: 0 0

The more happy time, the more childie!
vamatt | 3:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

You’ll band your eye out!
Sad Panda | 3:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

These Asian brain training games are getting ridiculous.
phoenixx | 9:45 pm | Vote: 0 0

this is what happens when you play tooo long your eyes get banded
L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 4:21 pm | Vote: 0 0

very good play for the Ackerman
AYBABTU | 11:19 pm | Vote: 0 0

Warn to you! Don’t choking! Not to putting in mouth or the chilDIE!
N0 3y3 d33r | 4:06 pm | Vote: 0 0

Band eyes? Don’t you mean Bandai?
ash | 9:32 pm | Vote: 0 0

The more the merrier…
The Person | 12:43 pm | Vote: 0 0

I have this. It is so epic.
sparky | 11:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

One childie and up is not happy time. No childie is happy time!!!!

(eye bands are worn on military helmets)