The more the childie, the more happy time!

posted on 9 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Toys


Photo courtesy of Jake Skelton.
Toy manufactured in China.

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  1. Something | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you band your eyes?

  2. TSINGTAO descendant | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Choking Hazard – Small part.
    Not for less than one childie.

  3. TSINGTAO descendant | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those of lower intellect may not have happy time…

  4. Einar | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be an intelligent childie if he’s going to build a manifold with this. That must be what Super Intellect Racing is all about…

  5. Pete | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: How old are you, sweetie?
    A: Five childies old.
    Q: How do you like your toy, honey?
    A: I dunno. They banded my eyes!

  6. Algernon | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful small parts are not for eating.

  7. Ageless | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    211 pieces? So that means dad will have to build it. :)

  8. Chicken Underweaaar | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that an erection set?

  9. MingTheMerciless | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: for those of Super Intellect only! Those of lesser intellect please see our line of coffee can and kitchen spoon deluxe drum set.

  10. Blaze | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I just flew in from Ackerman Corp and boy are my arms tired! But I tell you folks, if you really want to have very good play time, you need one childie and an up!

    *Those in attendance then stormed out, demanding a refund, as Super Intellect Racing had clearly not been a funny toy. Just tired out and offensive. The feds also placed a super restraining order on it, banding its eyes from seeing any childie.

  11. Thuggy D | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The lead paint will take care of that intellect pretty quick.

  12. DrLex | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Einstein would probably win this very good play game.

  13. Yogesh Damle | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One childie and up? When Snowhite emerged from the shower, she saw 7 up! :)

  14. jjhitt | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MOM!! This is Super Intellect Racing. I wanted NASCAR Crash And Die Racing!

  15. Grifter | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel Super Smarter already!

  16. Xila31 | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ow! My eyes! Why have you branded my eyes!?

  17. Recoil | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very good play game! Uh yes, because that’s precisely what you do with games… you play ‘em.

  18. coffeebot | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    it takes a village to raise one childie

  19. BennyB | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Contents may vary from illustrations,” but let us assure you that you’re buying 211 pieces of something funny and very good!

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Naughty Toyota! You have child labour building your manifolds.

  21. Chuck | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Super Intellect or not, “No childie left behind”, that’s what I always say.

    That, and “Band your eyes!”. Don’t know what it means, if Mr Ackerman says it, then I’m in !

  22. Pete | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Specifications, Colours, and Contents May Vary from Illustrations”

    Geez…I can just picture it now: “HONEY!!!….Why on EARTH did you buy little Johnny a BLOW UP DOLL????”

  23. Salome | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The more happy time, the more childie!

  24. vamatt | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll band your eye out!

  25. Sad Panda | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These Asian brain training games are getting ridiculous.

  26. phoenixx | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this is what happens when you play tooo long your eyes get banded

  27. L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    very good play for the Ackerman

  28. AYBABTU | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warn to you! Don’t choking! Not to putting in mouth or the chilDIE!

  29. N0 3y3 d33r | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Band eyes? Don’t you mean Bandai?

  30. ash | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The more the merrier…

  31. The Person | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have this. It is so epic.

  32. sparky | 11:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One childie and up is not happy time. No childie is happy time!!!!

    (eye bands are worn on military helmets)

  33. The Rose that caption | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By the time the lead paint gets to them there will be no childies

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