Comments on: We got your back…

By: sparky

sparky — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:56:21 +0000

Please don’t bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I’d druther have “em” cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don’t mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get “em” out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I’ve got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose. Thank you John Prine

By: Eli Sadoff

Eli Sadoff — Thu, 13 May 2010 19:38:55 +0000

The “Gun” is the letter Dalet

By: Larry Holmes

Larry Holmes — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:36:55 +0000

The problem with those little foreign vans is there is never enough room for the legs….

which also means the feet rarely touch the floor; they are held up by the legs….

for an extra two billion yen, we can convert any van to an arm-errd car

every time I take this thing in for service, they always charge me an arm and a leg; I haven’t had it serviced in four years, so I have to take enough to cover the charges….

that is enough! I don’t think I could stomach any more bad jokes of my own creation…….

By: Larry Holmes

Larry Holmes — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:29:40 +0000

“I sent my lungs to Arizona
I sent my stomach to Peru
I sent my liver and kidney
for breakfast in Sidney
But I’m sending my heart to you”

(unknown from TV show last century)

By: Larry Holmes

Larry Holmes — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:26:34 +0000

It is a universal knowing of a rite to bare arms.

By: Vandermark Swan

Vandermark Swan — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:57:47 +0000

Our services will cost you an arm and a leg… Plus your ear (van gogh)

By: phoenixx

phoenixx — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 11:31:14 +0000

why do i here “who are you” by the who????