When the Lord demands a sacrifice…

posted on 21 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

It’s time to cut the ties…

Photo courtesy of Randy Ejma.

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Algernon | 3:11 am | Vote: 0 0

Well thats a relief. For a moment I thought the blades were made of horse hair.
faulty wiring | 3:48 am | Vote: 0 0

One blade for mother, one for father and one for the kiddies to share
Sam | 4:26 am | Vote: 1 0

Fun for the whole family!
faulty wiring | 4:33 am | Vote: 0 0

I actually thought these were supplied by ‘Gelding Pty Ltd’
SF | 5:09 am | Vote: 0 0

“Kind Hearts and Coronets”, the gore version.
Pete | 5:40 am | Vote: 0 0

Next product on display: The Bronco Bat-O-Matic!
gbear | 6:27 am | Vote: 0 0

Endorsed by the Manson family.
Thuggy D | 6:48 am | Vote: 0 0

Good clean fun the whole family can enjoy!
jnmcnally | 7:34 am | Vote: 0 0

These are sold at a dollar store. As a result, Cain was able to afford one at a critical time.
beechoak | 7:45 am | Vote: 0 0

Ages 3+
beechoak | 7:46 am | Vote: 0 0

… by Milton-Bradley…
Ralph Hamilton | 9:13 am | Vote: 0 0

Now you can really cut those annoying relatives out of your life.
phoenixx | 9:46 am | Vote: 0 0

redneck party game
Classic Steve | 10:30 am | Vote: 0 0

Endorsed by Charles Addams.
Conventi | 11:23 am | Vote: 0 0

Officially endorsed by the Saw Movie Franchise.
Jazzy | 2:34 pm | Vote: 0 0

Bronco – “a Cut Above the Others”
jjhitt | 3:26 pm | Vote: 0 0

Hi! Billy Mays here….. call in the next five minutes and you’ll also get this pocket chainsaw.
Chris | 4:05 pm | Vote: 0 0

Does it promote family values?
Ralph Hamilton | 11:31 pm | Vote: 0 0

Just the thing for your next “slice n Dice” job.
Grifter | 5:08 am | Vote: 0 0

Now there’s a game for Family Night: Saw: The Reenactment!
coffeebot | 7:46 am | Vote: 0 0

Saw VI: When Mom ‘n Dad Split
pamela38 | 8:18 am | Vote: 0 0

Come on! Gimme a hand!
Xila31 | 11:19 am | Vote: 0 0

After two or three legs you’ll need to switch blades.
Natalie Wall | 4:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!
DieselDragon | 3:34 am | Vote: 0 0

A family hacksaw? Just what I’ve always wanted!

(All of my family are big fans of the Saw movies and similar Gorefests…So any Bloodletting on the home front is a good thing in our book! )
vamatt | 10:07 am | Vote: 0 0

Includes an extended handle for those hard-to-reach families.
Cecily | 12:15 pm | Vote: 0 0

Bronco – the only brand of hacksaw approved by Jack Torrance.
Bill Posters | 9:34 am | Vote: 0 0

whoo hoo hoo hoo whaa haa haa haa haaaaaahh
Joe | 1:14 pm | Vote: 0 0

No no no, it’s not for people… it’s called the “Bronco Family Hacksaw” so that your “family business” can cut the heads off of “broncos” belonging to people who don’t give you what you want.
Graham | 6:43 am | Vote: 0 0

Relatively painless,but not what its cut up to be.
GuestionHamswered | 3:56 pm | Vote: 0 0

And who said families don’t share quality time together?
Pedro | 12:45 am | Vote: 0 0

One for the wife, one for the kid and one for the dog. You can’t go wrong.
Ktizzle | 12:54 pm | Vote: 0 0

Wouldn’t want to get my regular hacksaw bloody
yesman928 | 2:29 pm | Vote: 0 0

for that family who comes out of the woodwork
gonovox | 7:28 am | Vote: 0 0

For those who wants divorce, this is the right tool.
Rilriia | 7:09 am | Vote: 0 0

I told Jason to get the family pack!!! We could all share… but no, the little whelp comes back with a onesy machete…. Selfish prig…
Tom | 11:39 am | Vote: 0 0

3 blades… one for each kid… now for HER… Does Bronco make an ax..?