Also, watch a step

posted on 22 Apr 2010 in Signs

Please belt a seat.


Photo courtesy of Jennifer James.
Sign found on board a ship in Japan.

31 captions

  1. Eduard | 2:13 am |

    Mind the GAP…. in the head!

  2. Eduard | 2:15 am |

    Caution: low roof “A HEAD”!

  3. coffeebot | 2:17 am |

    …can’t …stop …the …engrish …in …my …head

  4. FatKenney | 2:29 am |

    Because you never know what’s going on in there.

  5. Tong Lin | 2:36 am |

    A brain is very important, and the head is just a container.

  6. just4kicks | 2:39 am |

    Yes, the head is the most dangerous part of the body!

  7. Yogesh Damle | 3:08 am |

    If you can’t mind in the head, please atleast mind in the language once you bang your head.

  8. Algernon | 3:31 am |

    Don’t drink too much

  9. Ralph Hamilton | 3:36 am |

    Yes! Yes! And can I have a bit of B & D., as well as the spanking?

  10. Ralph Hamilton | 3:37 am |

    You have to be very careful in a Head when the seas are rough.

  11. beechoak | 3:54 am |

    Especially when there’s plenty of room in there to bounce around…

  12. beechoak | 3:55 am |

    You might offend “the voices”…

  13. faulty wiring | 3:56 am |

    But please be tidy in a bottom

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 4:50 am |

    @faulty wiring. A bit of vaseline helps….I believe.

  15. Classic Steve | 6:00 am |

    Ironically, this sign was on the caboose.

  16. Chris | 7:08 am |

    My brain is full.

  17. Lovintheengrish | 8:08 am |

    Thoughts bump together…in a head.

  18. phoenixx | 11:14 am |

    new ad campaign for prozak

  19. Conventi | 12:39 pm |

    Max Headroom would approve.

  20. faulty wiring | 2:56 pm |

    Ralph Hamilton | 4:50 am
    @faulty wiring. A bit of vaseline helps….I believe.

    !!Yes, something about amyl nitrate springs to mind too. Maybe it should say “Please go gently in a bottom”.

    Let’s see how many inverted red thumbs I get with THAT.

  21. Max | 3:04 pm |

    They needed something more direct than “it beautifully uses it”.

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 3:10 pm |

    @beechoak. Also, close the sea-cock first, or you might get a very unpleasant surprise.

  23. Ptharien's Flame | 3:54 pm |

    @faulty wiring: so far, 0!

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:31 pm |

    …a captain has a wide stance.

  25. Especially beware the gay limbo dancers.

  26. Chuck | 8:40 pm |

    Always careful in my head. What goes on outside of it however…

  27. faulty wiring | 3:06 am |

    Ptharien’s Flame | 3:54 pm |
    @faulty wiring: so far, 0!

    Early days yet….

  28. Bill Posters | 5:05 am |

    was this photo taken at the orthodontist?

  29. Lollerskate | 1:16 pm |

    What ya mean? givin’ or receivin’??

  30. John | 8:43 pm |

    Don’t fall in!

  31. Sensei Le Roof | 2:11 pm |

    I always haved too much a thing going on in a head.

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