Better get your steak dice well-done…

posted on 15 Apr 2010 in Menus, Signs

I rolled a double! I’ll need a doggie bag…

Photo courtesy of Dan Norberg.
Bar found in Sagamiono, Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Were do I start. So many choices.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    If I roll a 6 is do I get that chap that looks like a Sheep.

  3. phoenixx | 4:10 am |

    as you ____(noun)___ ….. mad libs menu style

  4. beechoak | 4:14 am |

    I’m holding out for the steamed crap…

  5. MingTheMerciless | 4:23 am |

    Most farmers and ranchers would agree that when your lumb gets chapped there is no substitute for Bag Balm.

  6. Ralph Hamilton | 4:37 am |

    Don’t mention the lumb chap to a Kiwi.

  7. Ralph Hamilton | 4:39 am |

    I told you not to order in French.

  8. Yogesh Damle | 5:33 am |

    Mary had a little lumb, on it’s libs played xylophone…

  9. Yogesh Damle | 5:36 am |

    Mary had two little lumbs, she had them sized up!

  10. Yogesh Damle | 5:40 am |

    Try our dice for a domino effect on your duodenum, your colon, your appendix and your rectum!

  11. Ralph Hamilton | 6:02 am |

    Mary had a little lumb,
    Her father shot it dead,
    Mary had a little lumb,
    Between two chunks of bread.

    (Sorry. Very old one there)

  12. Xila31 | 6:18 am |

    Can I roll to save against my steak if it isn’t any good?

  13. faulty wiring | 6:24 am |

    Being an aminal ribelationist, I always forego lumb chaps.

  14. Ralph Hamilton | 6:26 am |

    There once was a chef named Della
    Whose ancient lumb chops had turned yella,
    Plus his putrid dice steak ,
    And spare lib gave a break,
    Of catching near terminal salmonella

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 6:28 am |

    Damn! Can’t get that last line right.

  16. Ben | 6:45 am |

    “Dice steak combo, please.”
    “Certainly. Would you like that d-6, d-12, or would you like to size up to the d-20 combo?”

  17. jjhitt | 6:45 am |

    ♫ My Lumb, my Lumb, my lovely lady Lumb…♫

  18. faulty wiring | 6:50 am |

    Ralph Hamilton
    Damn! Can’t get that last line right.

    What about:

    ‘Of contracting full blown salmonella’

  19. coffeebot | 6:58 am |

    In like a Lumb, out like a Loin

  20. Brian | 6:59 am |

    Sorry, we can’t spare any libs today, can I interest you in some neocons?

  21. BeadyEl | 7:03 am |

    Oh man, I was really in the mood for a Perk Chap, or maybe some nice Landan Brael…

  22. Chris | 7:09 am |

    Wasn’t that a movie? “Silence of the Lumbs,” or something?

  23. Chris | 7:09 am |

    Time to rub the lotion on its skin!

  24. Brian | 7:22 am |

    ♫ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 600 Yen for the … LUMB CHAP!!! ♫

    ♫ Lumb Chap yeah-uh-yeah… ♫

  25. Dania | 7:37 am |

    I used to dig watching Lumb Chap as a kid.

  26. jjhitt | 7:42 am |

    Dania: I too am old enough to remember Lumb Chap and Shali Rewis.

  27. Lovintheengrish | 8:30 am |

    *underneath the dice steak*

    “Fried Craps”

  28. Pete | 8:33 am |

    ♫ I’m headin’ down the Osaka highway, lookin’ for a lumb getaway…”♫

  29. Pete | 8:34 am |

    The lumb of God always turns the other chap.

  30. cmakeng | 9:36 am |

    ♫…Got me a Honda that sits about 20
    So come along and bring your Pachinko money

    The Lumb Chap is a piece of ol’ meat
    That we could eat together…Lumb Chap baaabeee…”♫

  31. jjhitt | 10:05 am |

    It’s Lib Stickin’ Good…

  32. Pete | 10:09 am |

    …TIN ROOF! Rusted.

  33. DieselDragon | 3:04 pm |

    Dice Steak: The choice of the AD&D Generation! :)

  34. DieselDragon | 3:05 pm |

    We feel the joy in customers “health care” through food of a good quality combustion…

    …No smorking, please. :)

  35. FatKenney | 6:50 pm |

    I was letting it ride on the ribeye but I came up snake eyes.

  36. Jeff | 6:53 pm |

    サイコロ (saikoro) does actually mean dice/die
    ステーキ (sute-ki) means steak

  37. Fay | 8:53 pm |

    It all looks pretty dicey…

  38. Chuck | 10:46 pm |

    Have the Dice Steak for dinner and you’ll be shooting crap by morning.

  39. shepard | 12:09 am |

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her lumb chaps and libs. When along came a spider and sat down beside her and said Yo, what’s in the bowl bitch?

  40. Classic Steve | 9:37 am |

    @Pete: Try “Tin LOOF, lusted.”

  41. Jared B. | 4:25 pm |

    Size up Women’s Lib! For happy voting!

  42. Lora | 4:53 pm |

    A lumb chap bit be on by lower lib. Da’s why I dalk like dis! I neeb a spare lib, blease.

  43. StarBase10 | 11:16 pm |

    Spare libs: boned libs made from a Mad Libs paper! Includes noun sauce and adjective fries. Buy the Diced Steak with a lucky 6 pepper sauce and get a complimentary dice game!*

    *The dice game won’t be Monopoly.

  44. Marilyn | 10:14 pm |

    Got any spare Republicans?

  45. John | 8:49 pm |

    You don’t have 800 yen? NO DICE.

  46. Voslucky | 5:05 pm |

    If you size up a spare lib do they serve you Michael Moore?

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