Guess you won’t be taking the rainbow sherbet…

posted on 27 Apr 2010 in Drinks

Anything in between, like binapple juice?

Photo courtesy of Judith Schaechter.
Drinks found at Japanese supermarket.

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  1. Ralph Hamilton | 3:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Just add bi sugar crystals.

  2. beechoak | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 0  

    “Non homo” milk and “Straight” tea! I suppose the beverages for gays are in the “fruity” drink section…!

  3. FatKenney | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 2  

    Excuse me, do you have a bi-curious frapuccino?

  4. Tfin | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Straight Tea with Non Homo Milk would be OK, but I think one of those might be a product of the Health Prevention Dept.

    I’ll take the Homo Milk (not pictured) in my Straight Tea, thanks.

  5. beechoak | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The concept of “Don’t Ask; Don’t Tell” was completely lost at a Japanese PX…

  6. Tfin | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @FatKenney: Yeah, they call it “frappuccino.”

  7. FatKenney | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 5  

    You know what’d go great with that milk? Homophobic Lorna Doones.

  8. cocaslocas | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    To remove every last bit of horniness, drink at least 3 cups of “Straight Tea” a day and add some of the “non homo milk” for maximum effect.

  9. faulty wiring | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I know there’s a joke in there somewhere about cream, but I’m trying to tone down the vulgarity (and failing, apparently)

  10. coffeebot | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t ask; no refills

  11. Algernon | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t find the mince.

  12. Matt S. | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    The milk and the tea aren’t even 2% curious about eachother.

  13. Xila31 | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    He thought he was hiding it well, but everyone knew he kept sausage links in his meat drawer.

  14. Satellite Heart | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Either straight tea or homo milk will go great with my lesbeans & rice!

  15. Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Lezbie friends? *wince*

  16. Tim S | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    That tea is way past its expiration date.

  17. Yogesh Damle | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Dahlin, could you please get that milk out of the closet?”
    “Which one? There’s only a jar of bi-carbonate”
    “Check under the shelf of Egyptian hommos?”
    “Never mind- I’m ordering my dinner… , Hello! Is it the Flung poo restaurant? Could you please deliver me the sou… yes… I mean, cream of sem-yeng-gai?”

  18. Yogesh Damle | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    On a serious note- they meant non-homogenised milk.

  19. Classic Steve | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to Harvey Milk…

  20. Carl Howard | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is it being, the LGBTea?

  21. phoenixx | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 6  

    well talk about store thats old age…

  22. jjhitt | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    From cows who know their place: barefoot and in the pasture.

  23. Thuggy D | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It can’t touch other tea.

  24. Rauthik | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    What exactly is going on in Japanese refridgerators when the light goes out?

  25. Lovintheengrish | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    That’s just great! Now there are hateful food items!

  26. Gigastazio | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    This lactose is intolerant!

  27. phoenixx | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    well..where is the curved tea?

  28. Chuck | 9:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Another case of whisky “neat” versus whisky “tidy”

  29. poonampallam | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    discriminative and hateful food items. GMO has been so advanced these days…

  30. Wendy Darling | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At last! A gender-sensitive supermarket – too bad they’re not that politically correct.

  31. RiderRengeru | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s more confusing.. I recognised enough Katakana to tell that “Straight Tea” was exactly what they meant to say..

  32. Tim | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The only drinks served at the Westboro Baptist Church.

  33. Max | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Lesbos and Flossie (she likes to be called Spike) are a little under the weather so we couldn’t use their milk. Truth in labelling has gone too far in my opinion. Either way it’s just milk.

  34. shepd | 6:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In Canada, Homo Milk is what is written on all 3.25% milk fat milk. Everywhere. Seriously.

  35. Rylan Flautzinator | 9:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what there apple-tinis say…

  36. derp | 9:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by the Republican Party.

  37. derp | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess that isn’t Harvey Milk then.

  38. repetitious | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I came into this store for a pack of Barney Frankfurters, guess I’m not gonna find em here.

  39. Blahhh | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    But im bi :( stupid beverages, i never liked u anyways :O

  40. Tin | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 3  

    For those of those thinking this is another case of discrimination, “Non Homo Milk” means Non-Homogenized, and “Straight Tea” is what the Japanese call as tea with no milk added.

  41. Hellodd | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the milk marketed to describe the cow or attract the desired purchaser?

  42. Ueyama S. | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @cocaslocas Or, somewhere in here, you can also remove horniness with a Cherry Face

  43. pauloo | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Straight tea: refreshing and exciting, to prevent the usual boredom that may occur with heterosexuality.

  44. Xepherys | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a very conservative refrigerator…

  45. ummmm..... | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if theres any gaytorade?

  46. Jody | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 3  

    Haha. I think that’s all you get to drink at those religious clinics that claim to cure your h***sexuality, then you must drink these two forever after until your new “lifestyle” takes.

  47. Drakkar | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    in Soviet Russia, lactose intolerates YOU!

  48. loserbeep | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess there is no room for gays in this supermarket!

  49. Jorge | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not found in California…..

  50. Wafflegrl | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do either of these contain bi-products?

  51. Darian or so | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    At least you’ll sure that your not drinking milk from a gay cow!

  52. Gerson | 3:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally I can have a glass of non homo milk!

  53. Sam | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Im here to buy and im curious I suppose im buy-curious

  54. Riri | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dang i really wanted some gay tea or maybe lesbian tea

  55. noneofyourbusiness | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder how the milk is pasteurised…

  56. noneofyourbusiness | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    oh, and, mix them both together for the perfect cuppa.

  57. Matt | 9:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Now served at Chick Fil-A.

  58. Atli | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Somebody’s been shopping at Homophobes-R-Us…

  59. Cindi | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    For gayphobes only. Other racists check your allocated aisles please.

  60. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer fruit drinks

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