…or you might cause a mining accident

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   faulty wiring | 4:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Let me get this straight…this is a stone museum (wink wink) in which you’re only allowed left handed routing (pronounced the British way, ie: rooting; wink wink wink) which may be dangerous and potentially all happen in the dark (wiiiiiiiiiiink). It all sounds like a fairly average college party, so why on earth are drunks excluded? And can I smoke afterwards?

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   faulty wiring | 4:17 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   What is it with all this concern these days about dangerous underground cocktail parties in the dark? Do we really need to be nannied all our lives?

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   Algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So its dangerous to get drunk at the museum

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   SF | 5:36 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Are you sure the stone museum is ONLY under the influence of liquor?

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   Ageless | 5:50 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Since the route is taking me through the museum and I am not allowed the deviate from the route, how do I get out of here now I am not allowed to pass through the museum while it’s drunk?

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   FatKenney | 6:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Obviously they didn’t refrain from writing this sign who is under the influence of liquor.

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   FatKenney | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   OK. Following the route I can understand. Prohibiting liquor I can understand. But do visitors actually fondle the lighting fixtures, which would necessitate this sign? What do they use for lighting down there to cause all this concern, anyway? Torches?

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   Someone | 6:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So many drunk people entered the museum, which caused the museum to get drunk from the smell.

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   Chuck | 7:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is the underground mine-field intended to weed out the liquor-heads ?

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    Classic Steve | 7:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is there a less kid-friendly cut of Night at the Museum?

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    jjhitt | 8:57 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    My name is Oya Stone Museum and I am an alcoholic…

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    jjhitt | 9:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    That’s what happened to Gandalf in the mines of Moria. Some dangerous area. Touch the lighting and all hell breaks loose.

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    phoenixx | 9:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    the Japanese museum for rolling stones fans..?

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    Satellite Heart | 10:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m…I’m not drunk, ok? I-I just have a speech impediment….and an inability to read engrish…

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    Ralph Hamilton | 2:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The O’! Ya Stoned, Museum.

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    Ralph Hamilton | 2:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It is actually full of fossilized hop-heads.

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    Ptharien's Flame | 5:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    the museum is UTI?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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    Kentaroo | 5:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Please do not stepping the mined area. Or you will be explosion. Therefore please keep to the safety route. Thank You!

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    Scott | 7:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    There’s nothing like a drunk exhibitionist.

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    Salome | 8:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’ll be left-foot traffic only if you fail to follow the route in the underground mined area.

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    tekleader | 11:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is this a jewish quarry? Oy, a stone!

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    mickeygreeneyes | 9:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Excuse, sir, but peas not to stepping there, it’s <<<<<<>>>>>>> mines left offer from war. So solly.

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    mika | 10:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Darn! Cross out getting drunk with a lampshade on my head at this museum!

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    Tom | 1:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yeah – don’t take ‘advantage’ of drunken museums, and for God’s sake, leave the lights out!

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