Smells good enough to eat

posted on 24 Apr 2010 in Toiletries


Photo courtesy of Colin Yong.
Deodorizer from Japan.

25 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:03 am |

    I think the horniness is coming back again…

  2. Algernon | 4:18 am |

    Remember to chew

  3. Yogesh Damle | 4:23 am |

    Damn! I’ve got her fragrant!

  4. Tong Lin | 4:43 am |

    The product must be a lemon. If you open your mouth, it is gone.

  5. coffeebot | 4:57 am |

    Lasts 1 mouth after opening, or appx 5 licks

  6. Chuck | 5:12 am |

    Jailed for fragrancy.

  7. beechoak | 6:17 am |

    Lemon fragrance; cardboard taste!

  8. beechoak | 6:18 am |

    The frangrance will take your breath away!

  9. Lovintheengrish | 7:03 am |

    It’s a tongue deoderizer!

  10. faulty wiring | 7:37 am |

    Sadly, the experimental lockjaw treatment proved a complete disaster. Although the patients open mouths provided convenient landing strips for passing flies, and feeding time routinely degenerated into an all in game of basketball or mini-golf, everyone agreed the pleasant lemon fragrance was a big improvement on standard issue hospital deodoriser.

  11. DrLex | 9:27 am |

    When unopened, lasts at least 10 mouths.

  12. phoenixx | 11:11 am |

    talk about a mouthy product..

  13. Egodist | 3:34 pm |

    last longer if you just lick it.

  14. DieselDragon | 4:03 pm |

    If this product is designed to lasts one mouth, yet is not for eating…Where on Earth am I supposed to put it? :)

  15. Mashimaro | 4:30 pm |

    Try not to put it in 2 mouths!

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 5:28 pm |

    Ahh! Remon flagrance. My favourite

  17. FatKenney | 1:39 am |

    The put into two mouths not the recommended using.

  18. Wendy Darling | 8:16 pm |

    Ehrm Larph – don’t you mean “favoulite”?

  19. Wendy Darling | 8:18 pm |

    Lemme see…
    Lasting time: 1 mouth after open
    Not for eating
    So if I don’t swallow, it’s safe, is it?

  20. cmakeng | 9:55 am |

    Is this for those lemon tasting oral condoms again?

  21. FatKenney | 4:08 pm |

    The put in two mouths not the recommended using.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 9:46 pm |

    Boy, I got your mouth so clean with this stuff you wouldn’t recognize it! What’s that? Why you usin’ that sign language? “Read the directions. They meant one MONTH”? Oh, God, I scrubbed your tongue out!

  23. Jonathan | 8:30 am |

    I’m getting mixed messages here–should I put in my mouth or not

  24. Eoin | 6:59 pm |

    each cookie dipped in Pledge before packaging. not only are they nutritious, they put a shine on your stomach. first the wax, then the cigarettes, now the cookies. when will this lemon thing stop?! the only thing i want in my house that smells like lemons is lemons.

  25. kloo | 1:04 am |

    …after that it smells like Uncle Bob’s feet.

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