The bill will make you laugh and cry

posted on 26 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

We care, but not enough…

Found at hospital in ShanDong province, China.

23 captions

  1. cocaslocas | 4:23 am |

    Now that Obama’s health care reform is passed, China is taking over the dirty work!

  2. faulty wiring | 4:26 am |

    Barack Obama, WHERE ARE YOU????

  3. FatKenney | 4:27 am |

    I don’t know, Doc. I’ve just been feeling well lately. Can you prescribe something?

  4. Matt S. | 4:48 am |

    Onry Ten Tousand Dowrars a year!

  5. phoenixx | 4:51 am |

    “we care to make you infected with bad health”….. the infect manager.

  6. Ralph Hamilton | 5:00 am |

    Dr. Death’s pracitice.

  7. Ralph Hamilton | 5:00 am |

    EDIT: Practice.

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 5:01 am |

    If you are well now — You won’t be when we have finished with you.

  9. DECMATH | 5:28 am |

    Health Prevention office – now serving Mountain Dew and donuts.

  10. Tong Lin | 5:55 am |

    It keeps the unemployment rate down, at least in the health care sector.

  11. Chris | 7:11 am |

    You can check in, but you won’t check out…

  12. Chris | 7:13 am |

    It’s like a Roach Motel…FOR PEOPLE!

  13. faulty wiring | 7:22 am |

    Job description: primary roles include coughing on patients, using the bathroom but not washing hands, picking ones nose and eating it (optional), smoking heavily, preferably in unventilated areas and leaving unearthed electrical items with faulty wiring scattered about the waiting room and office (which has a perpetually wet floor due to leaky pipes).
    Job benefits: three meals daily (KFC, Mc Donalds, Pizza Hut), vehicle (F 250), personal health prevention package (extreme sports, extreme drinking, extreme lethargy)
    If you care passionately about preventing health, please apply to: The NHS, London, UK. (alternative: Your local HMO; Qld Health, Australia…take your pick)

  14. coffeebot | 7:23 am |

    Is the Infect Manager in?

  15. Sad Panda | 7:29 am |

    Suddenly Zero Care doesn’t sound so bad now.

  16. kshea | 12:10 pm |

    They mainly prevent health by adding lead to just about everything.

  17. Lovintheengrish | 1:13 pm |

    Inside, there are cigarettes, beer kegs, and doughnuts. Located near the Informational Hall of Meat.

  18. DieselDragon | 3:28 pm |

    Chinese moves toward Western lifestyles #103: Hospitals with their own branch of McDonalds. 🙂

  19. Salome | 1:40 am |

    Is that a typo? Do they really mean to say that the office is managed by an insect?

  20. FatKenney | 4:01 am |

    My doctor wrote me a prescription for tobacco, fatty foods, and hard liquor.

  21. dane | 2:24 pm |

    Get well soon. NOT!

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 9:32 pm |

    We tlying butt canot prevent everyone from being healthy. Maybe next 5-year plan!

  23. Nathan | 1:56 am |

    Egads! Obama’s been here already!

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