The pen is sexier than the sword

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   Big Fat Cat | 3:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The notebook lost its appeal at the Human Rights Tribunal because its not human.

2. 

   coffeebot | 3:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s a good notebook (a bit sensitive)

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   jjhitt | 3:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The pages are stuck together.

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   faulty wiring | 3:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   NOW you’re talkin’! I’ll go for the cross dressing bisexual iguana thickly coated whipped cream draped over a neon crucifix in front of my primary school teacher, who will be dressed like bo peep, but with a salvador dali moustache. And a couple of gerbils.

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   jjhitt | 3:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Factory tested on our special machines for your protection.

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   jjhitt | 3:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   When we say three hole paper, we mean three hole paper.

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   Brandon | 3:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I used to be so biased about NOTEBOOK but, having read this, I’m resolved to be more fair about NOTEBOOK.. Sensuous people everywhere can rest easy!

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   Algernon | 3:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The notebook you want to take to bed with you.

9. 

   John Tranbo | 4:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Damnit. And here I was thinking I was cool for bashing that romance movie…

10. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 4:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Kinky notebook.

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    Terry | 4:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Robot sex turns me on, so I’m going with an iPad instead.

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    DECMATH | 5:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    After this scandal, B5 security started using a new translator familiar with the term “sentient beings”…

13. 

    Xila31 | 5:35 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    “Hey, baby, I’m college ruled.”
    “Professor! My notebook is harassing me again!”

14. 

    Pete | 6:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    ♫ I’m, too sexy for my notebook, too sexy for my notebook… ♫

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    Bob* | 6:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oh! don’t be such a baby!

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    pamela38 | 6:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Perfect for passing naughty notes in class!

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    DrLex | 7:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve never had a better sensation while tasting a notebook before. A bit chewy, though.

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    Satellite Heart | 8:22 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Sensuous? Describes Light Yagami perfectly!

    Light: I’ll take a potato chip…AND SENSUOUSLY EAT IT!!!

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    Satellite Heart | 8:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    (okay, I couldn’t come up with anything better than that…)

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    Classic Steve | 8:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This had better remain a secret diary….

21. 

    Eduard | 9:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Tasteful notebook specially manufactured for your pleasure…..
    Sensuous neoples beatifully uses it!

22. 

    Chris | 9:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’d bang that notebook.

23. 

    CallieWL | 10:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This must be a variation on “scratch and sniff”, more like “stroke and lick” paper.

24. 

    FatKenney | 2:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Origami? With this notebook paper it’s more like Origasmi.

25. 

    Tong Lin | 2:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Perfect spy notebook. Features many functions, different flavours to your taste make swallowing secret a pleasant experience.

26. 

    phoenixx | 2:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    please novel of romance write here

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    Chuck | 4:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    P.S. I love you.

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    David | 5:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Notebook brings us much pleasure in the way.

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    Lollerskate | 12:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    O, notebook of the color red passion..

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    Bill Posters | 5:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    hmmm… i’m not really into men in uniform firecting traffic, can i have a look at number F13?

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    Bill Posters | 5:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    ***directing***

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