Wait ’til you see the deductible…

posted on 13 Apr 2010 in Signs

Is this bread approved by my HMO?

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Found at Japanese restaurant.

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  1. jjhitt | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! My sandwich is on fire.

  2. Thuggy D | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t think it’d be that healthy to eat a burning sandwich.

  3. faulty wiring | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Al qaeda is now branching out into sandwich bars.

  4. Jazzy | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free fire insurance with every snack.

  5. Algernon | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sandwich that will have you running.

  6. mmbb | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sandwiches made with petroleum jelly are both flammable AND inflammable.

  7. faulty wiring | 3:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the joy in a can meant to put your face out after a good quality combustion? And is it a good thing or a bad thing that the proprietors are willing to help with post-meal “health care”?

  8. faulty wiring | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘No Smoking while your sandwich explodes!’

  9. beechoak | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “… tackling the Health Care and Energy crises one sandwich at a time…!”

  10. phoenixx | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ill take the hot barf on rye, hold the mayo, and the life clause as well…to go

  11. Eduard | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, the joy in EAT a highly combustible bread…..
    It will simply set up (on fire) your entire health care system…..

  12. Ralph Hamilton | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The external combustion “Enjoy Inn”.

  13. Trquois_Ndrgrnd | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody set us up the bomb.

  14. DECMATH | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you find yourself in the house when the house burns down, enjoy every sandwich?

  15. Ralph Hamilton | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sandwich, sandwich, burning bright,
    Like a beacon in the night,
    Causes me to ask the question,
    Will you cause me indigestion?

  16. Dania | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I ate the sandwich yet the resulting combustions, er, wasn’t so fresh.

  17. coffeebot | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nurse! There’s a fly in my soup…

  18. Recoil | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm… sandwich Health Care.

  19. Chris | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm…”well done” again, eh?

  20. Lovintheengrish | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This restaurant is disthpicable! (Anybody see the reference?)

  21. Chris | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lovintheengrish: Nope. Is there a Daffy or Sylvester reference?

  22. Lovintheengrish | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dafffy always gets blown up.

  23. jjhitt | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look at all this ash and soot!
    You call THIS good quality combustion?!
    Let me see your emissions permit.

  24. Yogesh Damle | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One fart and you’ll fly across the Pacific!

  25. Pete | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Heard of body sushi?
    This is “Third Explos on Belly” Sandwich.

  26. YJ | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obama’s dream.

  27. AJ | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Owner not responsible for colon combustion after consuming this product.

  28. Chris | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lovingtheengrish: Thanks for clearing that up. I would have stayed wake all night wondering.

  29. Chris | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lovingtheengrish: Thanks for clearing that up. I would have stayed awake all night wondering.

  30. Thuggy D | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if flammable sandwiches were part of the new healthcare laws.

  31. Ralph Hamilton | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sandwich, sandwich, incandescent,
    With your glow so bright, fluorescent,
    What type of dining degustation,
    Caused your fearful conflagration.

  32. Ralph Hamilton | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sandwich, sandwich ever willing,
    With your choice of relish, filling,
    O’ what reaction ever dammable,
    Caused you to become inflammable.

  33. Ralph Hamilton | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha. I should have titled this:
    “Ode to a Sandwich”

  34. Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor) | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I so want to try the combustible bread ~:-)

  35. Xila31 | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My baloney has a first name, it’s D-Y-N-O-M-I-T-E…..

  36. Skeletextman | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Healthcare, fire and sandwiches. Three things I desperately need!

  37. Chuck | 8:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m feeling spontaneous. Maybe one of your…

    BOOM !!

  38. phoenixx | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    brings new meaning to acid reflux and heartburn

  39. tekleader | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says health care like sandwiches and ‘splosions!

  40. tekleader | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please accept this “money” for your “sandwich”.

  41. coffeebot | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @YJ –I don’t know what “Obama’s dream” means but the mere mention of the name “obama” puts a smile on my face!

  42. Grifter | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need a mocha frappucino and a turkey on rye hold the mayo STAT!!!

  43. Tom | 12:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve secretly replaced this restaurant’s black pepper, with black powder. Shhhh – let’s see what happens.

  44. David | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Providing good quality combustion every daily!

  45. Sad Panda | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ambulance-delievered!

  46. FatKenney | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoa, take it easy on the combustion. I said I wanted it rare. RARE!

  47. On the Offense | 1:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Allahu snackbar!

  48. Mark Nowitzky | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a combo of Hearth Insulance and File Insulance.

  49. meetoo | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh so this is the deli the Mythbusters go to…

  50. Alexa | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    making our bread more spontaneosly combustible since 1902…

  51. DragonLady | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    nb: New Age vegans, please go to moxibustion clinic next door.

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