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   DieselDragon | 3:07 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Don’t stand for shampoo…Demand *real* poo!

2. 

   DieselDragon | 3:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And I wouldn’t advise trying their “Face pack” treatments, either!

3. 

   Ciego de Nacimiento | 3:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It’s Greek: “rooo”, the mating call of the brown wanker.

4. 

   Bechstein62 | 4:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If they just hadn’t chosen DARK BROWN as the color for the sign . . .

5. 

   Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For that brown shampood look.

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   faulty wiring | 4:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Diarrhoea and blowdry: Y500

   Manual disimpaction only: Y750

   The full flush (wash, wipe, deodoriser): Y2000

   Use of stools an extra Y200

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   faulty wiring | 4:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   ‘My! What HAVE you done with your hair?…And what is that repulsive stink?’

   ‘Pooo!’

   Pooo! Because hair is meant to look good and smell like a blocked toilet.

8. 

   faulty wiring | 4:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So now we have strawberry blonde and pooo brown brunette

9. 

   KinkyTom | 4:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   and Pee Pee Nail Salon is just around the corner

10. 

    cocaslocas | 5:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’d rather go to “SHAM! hair salon”.
    Sure they overcharge you for mediocre haircuts and the dye wears off after 2 days but at least you smell decent.

11. 

    beechoak | 5:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Hey…! This shampoo smells like…. waaaaait a minute…!”

12. 

    beechoak | 5:58 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    … The Hair Salon for Sh*theads…!

13. 

    Thuggy D | 6:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    So THAT’S how they make it smell like that….

14. 

    phoenixx | 8:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    the P looks like a roll of toilet paper..they have everything all figured out

15. 

    Chuck | 9:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    You may come in as blonde….

16. 

    Jeff | 9:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pooo!? Yahooo!!!!!!

17. 

    Satellite Heart | 10:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They’ll make your “doo” look like fried crap!

18. 

    Cecily | 11:43 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Yokohama’s number 2 hair salon.

19. 

    Xila31 | 12:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Because it stinks.

20. 

    Jay | 1:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Gee, your hair smells…terrific?

21. 

    Someone | 2:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pooo! Because I’m worth it!

22. 

    motordog | 2:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Three stylists, two girls, one cup…

23. 

    Lora | 4:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The sound of the whoopee-cushions they hid inside the barber chairs for April Fool’s Day!

24. 

    MSGangsta | 5:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …for Brunettes, the Peee Salon is for blondes.

25. 

    That guy | 7:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    When my friend sat in the waiting room, he said all the stools were loose.

26. 

    terry | 2:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    smells like somebody cut one

27. 

    Brian | 7:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They give really crappy haircuts…

28. 

    Grifter | 7:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Awesome! Now I can get rid of these crappy curlers!

29. 

    Pete | 8:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now if I could only find a similar Japanese salon called “Shaaaag!”

30. 

    "Huan" | 5:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    That girl’s haircut looks like POOO!

31. 

    Recoil | 2:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “We’ll dye your hair brown for a craptastically low price!”.

32. 

    emily | 8:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Poo Hair Gel. Guaranteed to make your hair stand, and you can get the effect just by looking at it. No application neededt!!!

33. 

    Pete | 3:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    AKA, “There’s something about Mariko”.

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    Lollerskate | 12:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now you smell like an asshat.

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    Koelet | 4:54 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For that just washed in a blocked toilet smell!

36. 

    rebbetspid | 7:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve seen this sign!!!

    Where is it exactly?

    Is it at Tama Plaza?

37. 

    Ash | 5:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Thanks for the sh*t haircut.

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    FatKenney | 7:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I need to go to a salon and pay for this? I can get the same treatment for free at the primate house in the zoo.

39. 

    FatKenney | 11:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Directions:

    1. Massage Sham-pooo deeply into hair and scalp.
    2. Rinse.
    3. Rinse again.
    4. No, really. Keep rinsing.
    5. I mean rinse THOROUGHLY. Use a steel wire brush if you have to.
    6. Shave head.
    7. Discard pooo-caked hair.

40. 

    kloo | 1:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    why yes, shampoo and swirly are complimentary.

41. 

    Jody | 10:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Enjoy a cup of freshly brewed Kopi Luwak while you wait.

42. 

    Tom | 1:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now available with more hold.

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