You pig! You bit my doughnut!

posted on 10 Apr 2010 in Stationery

Bacon flavored doughnuts? Just when I
thought it couldn’t get any better…


Stationery found in Japan.

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  1. Sam | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Doughnuts! Is there anything they can’t do?

  2. faulty wiring | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look at THOSE neoples!

  3. faulty wiring | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *Diclaimer: you will become a fat pig if you consume our products.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    or even Disclaimer

  5. faulty wiring | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sad piggy has to eat swill. And wear unspotted underpants.

  6. beechoak | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah, yes! But are they as tasty as Homer’s Moon Waffles?

    — Waffle Batter
    — Caramels
    — Liquid Smoke
    — One stick of butter

  7. beechoak | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In order to get the pants on the pig, they had to distract him with doughnuts…

  8. beechoak | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Sam and @faulty: You beat me to it! Great job! LOL!

  9. beechoak | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Later the pig will sit on the couch, scratch himself and watch reruns of “Cops”…

  10. Lora | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This little piggy had doughnuts…and then lots of coffee so he can go wee-wee-wee all the way home! 😛

  11. faulty wiring | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    beechoak |
    @Sam and @faulty: You beat me to it! Great job! LOL!

    Pigs are such easy targets!

  12. jjhitt | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, Piggy. That top DOES make you look fat.

  13. Pete | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I lived in Japan an American friend told me he’d seen FISH doughnuts offered at a store once.

    I never witnessed it myself, but am willing to believe it.

    Bacon sounds better for sure.

  14. Algernon | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crackling doughnuts!

  15. Cecily | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We would prefer that you call them “happy police officer doughnuts”.

  16. Xila31 | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The gentleman’s club down the road had sunk to new lows.

  17. Ron Boroczk | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    edible nipple rings, yum!

  18. coffeebot | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    because of doughnuts

  19. Lovintheengrish | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Making people hate food since 2001!

  20. phoenixx | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so THAT’S where swine flu came from..the doughnuts

  21. Wendy Darling | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Look out Krispy Kreme, there’s a new kid in town!

  22. Ryan | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally I can get two breakfast foods in one.

  23. Salome | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, Wendy Darling, I reckon this was a branding idea that was discarded by the Krispy Kreme people in the planning stages.

  24. Max | 2:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the word “breastfeeding” just got a new meaning!

  25. GuestionHamswered | 3:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone took a bite out of his right doughy breast! He doesn’t seem bothered though.

  26. dangevin | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bacon donuts exist, and you can eat one here:

    http://voodoodoughnut.com/

  27. A Non-Y Mous | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You beat me to it, dangevin.

    We’re on the opposite coast so haven’t been able to try it, but even my vegetarian wife says the maple bacon doughnut looks tempting.

  28. chickenman | 12:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pew! I ain’t touching those donuts! Dunno where they been…

  29. StarBase10 | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Such a porker! Why would someone make bacon donuts?

  30. WailFin | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EW!! SWINE BOOBS!!

  31. KS | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It might be time to change those blue shorts…

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