It doesn’t have a doorbell?
posted on 5 May 2010 in Signs
It puts the key in the keyhole…
Photo courtesy of Karina Konz.
Found in Japan.
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It opens then slams in your face.
Please do not disturb, or…
It says: ‘Who’s there?’
It replies: ‘I’m up.’
It asks: ‘I’m up who?’
It wittily responds: ‘You’re a pooo? Well I know exactly where you can get a great hair cut!’
It knocks you over if you disturb the person behind that door
It knocks beautifully.
It knocks. She bangs. What do you do?
Or else it gets the awkward interruption?
It swings as well
I think its fuel injectors need cleaning
It’s demonic door.
So?
It sure does baby!
The door is complaining, along the lines of a milder “It burns!”
It knocks. Then slowly enters. With a slow unstoppable force, a feeling of dread envelops everything. Gradually you can feel it sapping your will. Your brain screams “No! No!” in horror. Your body is unable to respond. Slowly the life force seeps out of your body.
It is another “grest debate” between the Liberal and Labour Prime Monsters. (Sorry; Ministers)
It’s not home.
Lord, forgive us for all the Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb quotes…
When one door opens, another one slams in your face.
It knocks, then runs away and giggles.
It beautifully opens it.
“It doesn’t have better things to do?”
Oh gods! What does it want? Why won’t it leave me alone? Day and night its in my head knocking! It never says anything, it just knocks! I can never leave this room now because I’m terrified that its out there! Oh the terror! It might want to kill me, or worse.. it might want to give me a copy of “The Watchtower”!!! *shudder*
“It rubs the lotion on its skin…”
wow!! the adams’ are polite people!! cousin it knocks
If this door’s a knocking, come in with with a cockring
japan? Surely this was taken in Soviet Russia.
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin!
…unless it’s a’rockin.
Incidentally, did anyone else notice that the lettering on that sign is WAY off-center?
It beautifully slams in your face!
What can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If it hears, it will knock all day,
I’ll be trapped, and here I’ll have to stay….
Oh, great! Nice way to ruin my “knock-knock” jokes…!
It locks!
It could use a higher octane.
.. or else it gets the hose again!
It may come from outer space, but at least IT KNOCKS.
Thing….THING!!! Keep your hand off the guest!
Go play with Cousin It instead!
. . . and eventually it is rescued by Clarice.
It also puts the lotion in the basket.
Sorry. It doesn’t ring a bell.
Knock it off!!
Or else it gets the hose again.
Anyone else reminded of “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”?
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It eats the census worker with fava beans and a bottle of chianti…
It knocks, or it get the hose again!
It releases my dog or . . . right, the hose thing again.
Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door…….
@coffeebot:
How about “fava beans and a nice chianti”?
It slices! It dices! It makes Julienne fries!
It knocks or it gets the hose.
You down.
@Alan… damn that quote site! It doesn’t trust that site again.
In Russia, door knocks YOU!
It knocks or it gets the hose again!
it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ………it Knocks ………… i opens ……….. no one theres ………. it closes ……….. i sleeps ……… then ……… WHO THE FACK IN KNOCKING ????????? GET A LIFEEEEEEEEEE
So?
It knocks… or else it gets the hose again!
It’s Barnacle Bill, the sailor.
That is oblivious!