Like you have never used the pool…

posted on 10 May 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of S Evans.
Sign found in China.

43 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    Beware of the brown trouts.

  2. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |

    I’ll never drink Oriental Spirits again

  3. faulty wiring | 4:11 am |

    Is this an invitation or a warning?

  4. beechoak | 4:13 am |

    Right next to the statue of the Oriental water sprite peeing into the fountain…

  5. Ralph Hamilton | 4:13 am |

    WELCOME TO OUR OOL.

    You will notice that there is np “P” in it. Please keep it that way.

  6. beechoak | 4:14 am |

    I don’t swim in your sake, so please don’t pee in my pool…!

  7. Thuggy D | 4:24 am |

    Don’t pee in the pool!

  8. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    Use the Refresh Jelly before attempting the North Entrance.

  9. Tong Lin | 5:02 am |

    As a proud industry leader, we go to a great extend to save water.

  10. Lora | 5:08 am |

    “To ilet”…Okay, but what’s an ilet, and how do I get to it?

  11. DECMATH | 5:20 am |

    WELCOME TO OUR L

  12. Egodist | 5:27 am |

    Why make your swimmingpool green? Yellow and brown are just as cheerfull

    also

    if you think the swimmingpool is discusting… DON’T TRY THE SHOWERS!!

  13. Matt S. | 5:44 am |

    My neighbor in Georgia had a problem with his little boy peeing in the pool,so he invented a product called WeeWeeSee,it supposedly turned bright red if someone peed in the pool.As it turns out it was all a joke,but it kept the pool clean!

  14. Xila31 | 6:13 am |

    Would you prefer the peeing or non-peeing section?

  15. Classic Steve | 6:42 am |

    Filthy? Try jiggling the diving board.

  16. Chuck | 6:53 am |

    The “P” in Pool is silent.

  17. coffeebot | 6:57 am |

    This explains the yellow trunks…
    and the brown ones.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 7:29 am |

    The toilet is haunted by the Oriental Spirit of Christmas

  19. jjhitt | 8:54 am |

    What does the bottom sign say? Twelve Earthly Sardines?

  20. Thuggy D | 9:16 am |

    Don’t pee in the pool while standing on the diving board.

  21. cocaslocas | 9:33 am |

    Using the pool is so boring and outdated.
    I’d rather go left and let the “Oriental Spirit” scare the sh!t out of me!

  22. phoenixx | 10:30 am |

    new water torture.. the sounds of a pool or fountain when you gotta go and cant find the restroom!

  23. Femta | 10:45 am |

    @jjhitt It says Twelve Earthly Branches, and the Chinese says Zodiac Square.

  24. FatKenney | 12:23 pm |

    Get in the Oriental spirit – pee in the poo;.

  25. FatKenney | 12:24 pm |

    oops, typo. That’s “pool.” Sorry, I got a little excited.

  26. fishyfriend | 12:42 pm |

    Our guests put the ‘P’ in pool

  27. Lovintheengrish | 2:46 pm |

    Uhhhh….I gotta use the Oriental Spirit.

  28. DieselDragon | 6:09 pm |

    All the funny captions may be done for the day…But this sign just reminded me of a highly amusing train announcement that someone chopped together a while ago. (Aye…It is toilet related! 😮 )

    I’ve just uploaded it to YouTube at http://youtu.be/xv5AG7Uim1Y if anyone wants to give it a spin. 🙂

  29. MingTheMerciless | 10:31 pm |

    All may seem to be well for China as it is on the rise as an economic and scientific superpower. Nevertheless, its fundamental spirit, that is in the toilet.

  30. DanT | 10:40 pm |

    I’m going to drop the kids off at the pool…

  31. Peter | 2:03 am |

    Once restorations are done we’ll also have “Toilet – The Buffet Table” and “Toilet – The Sauna”!

  32. just4kicks | 6:24 am |

    No, I don’t think anyone added yellow dye to the water. And I don’t think those brown lumps are clumps of soil….

  33. jjhitt | 7:46 am |

    @Femta Thanks… adds a new meaning to the question, What sign are you?

  34. mickeygreeneyes | 8:29 am |

    Oh, heck! I thought nobody knew that I pee in the pool.

  35. Dania | 9:13 am |

    Where the blind eels possess the oriental spirit! (and cause hullabaloo!)

  36. phoenixx | 8:44 am |

    um is that a baby ruth floating there??? nm i dont wanna know

  37. igiboydeguzman | 12:19 am |

    I wonder if they’ve got other drinks to left.

    Well, there IS yellow wine to the right.

  38. doublescotchonice | 10:10 am |

    Ex-Lax sponsored the catering apparently. At least they have their priorities straight.

  39. Nathan | 1:49 am |

    Welcome to our poo!

  40. Kieren Scott | 6:34 pm |

    Like you have never used “The Oriental Spirit” either…

  41. Jody | 10:45 pm |

    Um, I think you’d be swimming in the toilet, not peeing in the pool. In the other direction, sake-drinking from the other “bowl”.

  42. Loki | 6:02 pm |

    youve not lived till you have crapped on oriental spirits trust me

  43. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 pm |

    Also called ‘Swimming Poo’

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