This explains the plastic sporks…

posted on 25 May 2010 in Signs

What’s on the agenda, I mean menu?

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Found outside restaurant in Japan.

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  1. faulty wiring | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So basically what they’re saying is that the place is not only a dangerous construction site, but that the staff are of dubious character and refuse to make eye contact.

  2. jjhitt | 3:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I’d have known it was safe I would have ordered the combustible bread the first time.

    http://www.engrish.com/2010/04/wait-til-you-see-the-deductable/

  3. Rm | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ..and that’s our “Vision” statement

  4. beechoak | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You get an A for effort…

  5. beechoak | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least you’ve given it your best shot…!

  6. What | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow now their safe must have took the burning sandwich out of the menu.

  7. Algernon | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch your step.

  8. FatKenney | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Safety and trust are all well and good; now how about trying to obtain good food and friendly service?

  9. FatKenney | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    waiter: Thanks for your order. I’ll be “right back” with your “meal”.

  10. pumpkinattack | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have a meet-less menu?

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …if you know know what I mean… nudge, nudge. say no more.

  12. faulty wiring | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ A Non-Y Mouse:

    ‘Shall we, say….”meet”….somewhere more casual, so I can show you more of my… trust and appreciation…? I have, of course, obtained the relevant… safety….product’

  13. Classic Steve | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They take you to a track meet.

  14. Xila31 | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They also want to make sure that you’re “safe” and “comfortable,” just like an certain airline.

  15. Brian | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We try for the food-making to obtain satiety and trust in appreciation for “meat” with the sandwich.

  16. Dania | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OSHA–all about making to obtain safety!

  17. Max | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No steel toe boots,
    no hard hat
    no service.

  18. tekleader | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …but we’d still be happier if you just ordered take-out and left.

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We wiil panel-beat you dented panel with as a result of broughaha with panel you cause by circumvovlution in traffic happening.

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha. From that angle, it looks more like a Panel Shop than a restaurant.

  21. coffeebot | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m on the safety food diet

  22. phoenixx | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sings :”meet me in the middle” but do it safely

  23. KyDave | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that what they’re calling a ‘Happy Ending” now days: ‘”Meet” with the customer?’

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