And you will listen…

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   beechoak | 4:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I’m having a happy hair day!

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   beechoak | 4:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Yeah, well, the story didn’t end so happily for Goldilocks, now did it?

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   coffeebot | 4:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Good, bc yesterday I had a bad hair story…

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   KinkyTom | 4:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Just hope Michael Bay isn’t your hair stylist

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   jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The website ( http://www.anoliance.com/07_pic-up.html ) has a “pic-up menu”.

   The idea of carry out haircare has me momentarily speechless.

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   jjhitt | 4:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   What will it be? Blithe bangs? Convivial Curls? Or maybe a Whimsical Wax? A Perky Pluck? Euphoric Epilation? Or our Special Sunny Shave and Shine?

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   mickeygreeneyes | 5:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A secret message from me, Edward Scissorhands.

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   Algernon | 5:14 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Bum fluff or real hair

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   Classic Steve | 6:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Getting ready for Disney’s “Tangled”?

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    Dania | 7:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Get your hair colored hullalabaaaalue!

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    phoenixx | 8:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    this must be where mr. t gets his hair done

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    Grifter | 8:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Talk about a hair raising read!

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    Xila31 | 8:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    My hair story was happy, but I couldn’t get it published.

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    Chris | 11:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Q: Did you get your hair cut?
    A: Just the happy ones. (groooaaannnn…)

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    Danielle | 11:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do they do bikini waxes?

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    pamela38 | 2:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I find hairdressers anoling too!

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    DanT | 3:33 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Anoliance – the haircut with the happy ending!

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    Doug | 5:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Does this have anything to do with a happy trail? Or is it just an annoying hairdresser alliance?

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    FatKenney | 6:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sure, there hair stories are happy, but their prices are tragic.

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    FatKenney | 6:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    correction – “their”, not “there”. Great, now I’m starting to write in Engrish.

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    emily | 9:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Once upon a time, the hair and the scalp grew up together. Then, at middle age, they parted. After several visits to anoliance, they are back together again, and they live happily ever after….

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    Ralph hamilton | 1:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Q: How much to get a crew-cut?

    A: Depends on how many in your crew.

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    n | 1:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    haircuts to go,,what a novel concept

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    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 10:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Actually, I was leaning more towards detective scalp fiction. As long as your prices aren’t True Crime.

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    Brian | 2:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    OR ELSE!

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