Fresh jfkjsljklkj!

posted on 30 Jun 2010 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Best fjdfkdjfljsd in town!


Photo courtesy of Annie X.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Vancouver.

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  1. Sara | 3:26 pm |

    The dish is alternately known as “button mash special”.

  2. don Patricio | 8:53 pm |

    Get the side of flied lice along with XSTRsgsgsgsYTR-farfargnugen-saanDSRTFXDF poo-poo platter # thee with low sodium soy

  3. don Patricio | 9:02 pm |

    I must conclur with Chuck. The reastern robster is lery devrine.
    In the rowld

  4. emily | 2:21 am |

    You don’t need vowels to name a fantastic dish, only bowels to enjoy it.

  5. emily | 2:27 am |

    and the appetizer is suoiciled (spelled backwards)

  6. emily | 3:18 am |

    It’s too good for words!

  7. Kitsune | 6:21 am |

    I type the same thing when my instant messaging pops up while I’m in the middle of a game of World of Warcraft… generally I don’t send those messages though.

  8. Wiglaf | 6:54 am |

    the Engrish Scammer strikes again:
    Yeah, boss, I know Engrish. Of course, you’ll have to pay me the going rate for translating your menu into Engrish. It’s a lot harder than it looks…

  9. tekleader | 8:10 am |

    To pronounce our menu correctly, we will have to cut your tongue out.

  10. Steven | 10:24 am |

    I prefer the “azertyuiop” menu instead.

  11. phoenixx | 1:07 pm |

    this is your menu on drugs..

  12. coffeebot | 1:08 pm |

    SDfsfsfsja: secret ingredients you!

  13. Aircop 2000 | 2:36 pm |

    I’d rather have a bowl of fhqwhgads.

  14. Sexibait19 | 4:37 pm |

    Was my niece playing with the keyboard again?

  15. phoenixx | 2:58 am |

    menus by bob and doug mckenzie

  16. tai fu | 6:11 am |

    The person who wrote this menu has the gift of tongue! I mean he just experienced God! What he’s really saying is “Holy delicious food” and “I am sick of the ****ing crabs on the ****ing plane!”

  17. Crys | 3:45 am |

    A more fitting name is “The retarded keyboard”

  18. quickman | 2:54 am |

    It is only meant to be left deciphered by a spy who can’t type.

  19. Heather | 2:11 pm |

    This is the sound chickens make when the temples explode them

  20. Doff | 8:12 am |

    I’ll take a bowl of that alphabet soup.

  21. garudamon11 | 2:50 am |

    Someone was bored while writing a menu

  22. touchipod | 10:07 am |

    Nicest tasting pjnnsoiauncnoeisnd ina long time!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:39 pm |

    Another clever online translation…

  24. Gerson | 2:26 am |

    Boss: You sure you are a good translator?

    Translator: I am the most kdskdskdskdskds translator ever! I promise!

  25. mrbenz | 12:58 pm |

    I hear the translator is the best student on his Kindergarten. He graduate yesterday…

  26. BigHeadSarge | 10:34 pm |

    Well I asdf up this morning,
    with a jkl;as in my head.
    My dfjk done l;as me,
    I l;asd as well be dead.

    I got the home row bluuuuuues!

  27. Unown | 6:23 pm |

    This is why you should not hire the Angry German Kid to translate your menus.

  28. pijo | 9:08 pm |

    When ordering, the only thing I can do is to point to the pics, bcoz I dont know how to pronounce them …

  29. ranguy | 11:07 am |

    I didn’t know Michael J Fox knew Chinese

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:49 pm |

    Written by Lorem Ipsum

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