Funny for ages 5 thru 8

posted on 25 Jun 2010 in Toys

How funny… he thinks he will be using real tools.

Photo courtesy of Michael Carroll.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello, is this the hardware store? It is? Good. I’d like a refund on the tool set I just purchased. I asked for the ‘Serious and Dangerous’ set, but you’ve sent me the ‘Fun and Safe’ set instead. I’ve tried them out and the melamine you’ve used in them seems better suited to other uses.

  2. DrLex | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those are the most hilarious pliers I have ever seen!

  3. Algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For cutting of hands and pulling out teeth.

  4. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this pair of pliers walks into a gay bar and says to the bartender, “You don’t get many alligators, in here do you?”

  5. Kinkytom | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not so funny when you loose your nuts…okay a little

  6. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You have a saw, pliers and four fasteners.
    Remove your appendix.
    You have three minutes.
    Extra credit will be awarded for originality.

  7. beechoak | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Old movie props from The Three Stooges…

  8. Sam | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You think this is funny, do ya’!?! Let’s see you laugh after this little piggy really does go to the market!

  9. Eduard | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The PG8 version of the SAW series tool set. Now with superior torturing materials!

  10. Eduard | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hm…. I was wondering….. What does THE CHILD think about playing with this dangerously safe tool set?

  11. DrZos | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all funny & safe until someone gets hurt…

    kid, you’ll shoot your eye out 😉

  12. Classic Steve | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For cutting-edge humor.

  13. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When all you have is a saw and pliers, everything looks like nuts and bolts.

    Wait… what?

  14. Grifter | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You are SAW amusing!

  15. Gappa_goshti | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Little Johnny is too little to have a tool like his dad’s, which itself is funny enough!

  16. phoenixx | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the tool kit for Tim Taylor approved by binford tools

  17. kitsune | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all funny until someone pokes an eye out.

  18. Chuck | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nah. Good comedy should always be a little dangerous.

  19. Ralph hamilton | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the “starter kit” for aspiring young chain-saw murderers.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Superior materials! Yes, superior to used toilet paper.

  21. FatKenney | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This set contains two nuts and bolts and no wrench. Now that IS funny.

  22. coffeebot | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Carefully torture your GI Joe.

  23. Kitsune | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s good to learn to take care of your tool at an early age…. ah tools I mean tools.

  24. phoenixx | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this set is funny,safe and made of supiror materials…ok where is the boring, dangerous and made of cheap materials set?

  25. Nemanja Ivanovic | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Before I fix your faucet, my pliers would like to perform a short stand-up routine.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fools set.

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