Give me a minute

posted on 29 Jun 2010 in Household Items

It always takes so long to shop here…

Photo courtesy of Captain Zoom.
300 yen (approx. $3) magnetic towel hook found in Japan.

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  1. Tong | 3:14 am |

    Sure, let me lift the towel and have a look. Oh, what?! Another brick wall?!

  2. faulty wiring | 3:24 am |

    The super deluxe model (W52 x D38 x H180) not only provides snappy commentary on your life, but also introduces you to a better class of people and includes a year membership to a Swiss finishing school.

  3. faulty wiring | 3:28 am |

    …actually, after the brief but torrid affair I’ve just had with a woman I met taking her kid to school I probably don’t want to know. What I do need to review are the results of my STD screen..can you help with that?

  4. beechoak | 4:07 am |

    Oh, the questions this week…! “Are you ready for an affair? Would you like to review your life?…” WHERE IS THIS ALL LEADING???

  5. beechoak | 4:11 am |

    … just as long as it has nothing to do with the website peopleofwalmart.com…

  6. jjhitt | 4:45 am |

    Forgive me, Hand Towel Holder, for I have sinned…

  7. jjhitt | 4:47 am |

    This is to serve notice that on the advice on my towel ring, I am seeking employment opportunities elsewhere.

  8. jjhitt | 4:49 am |

    No.. actually, I just want to dry my hands.

  9. Algernon | 4:51 am |

    Just look in the mirror

  10. jjhitt | 4:59 am |

    The toilet paper holders are even better, they grant you three wishes.

  11. Jazzy | 5:30 am |

    But I don’t wanna be a hooker!

  12. Sam | 5:41 am |

    Clarence … is that you? What happened to you wings?

  13. Terry | 5:48 am |

    Do I want to review my life? Heck, I’m only taking a shower because the boss suggested I clean up a little !

  14. DrZos | 5:58 am |

    The Towel Ring of Fortune.

  15. Xila31 | 6:12 am |

    Oh great, another psych major posing as a hand towel.

  16. Cecily | 6:21 am |

    No, thanks. My shower curtain went over it with me this morning.

  17. poonampallam | 8:03 am |

    yeah… i’ve always wanted to be a cellist instead of an engineer…

  18. Jeff | 8:04 am |

    Oh, don’t you get all existential and magnetic on me, please!!!!!!

  19. Lovintheengrish | 9:18 am |

    If my life should be like the towels….I don’t want to know.

  20. motordog | 12:31 pm |

    So, my mother was reincarnated as a towel hook?

  21. KB | 12:32 pm |

    Don’t tell me… the towel holder has a degree in psychology. Or it sells cars.

  22. Rylan Flautzinator | 12:49 pm |

    My like should involve dry hands.

  23. Chris | 1:16 pm |

    Trust me. I’m a towel ring.

  24. FatKenney | 2:27 pm |

    “You will be visited by three bathroom fixtures. Expect the first tomorrow at midnight.”

  25. Ralph hamilton | 4:12 pm |

    O’ mighty Towel Holder. What is the meaning of life?

  26. Chuck | 7:51 pm |

    Yes, please. I’ve been wringing my hands all day hoping you’d ask. Or at least offer me a dry towel.

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 8:02 pm |

    Wait a minute. Does this mean I’m going to . . . . Oh,no, is that a guy with a gun over there?

  28. phoenixx | 8:27 pm |

    capt. hook the later years, working at wal mart…shame really

  29. DECMATH | 5:29 am |

    Ten minutes for an affair, one minute to evaluate your life? Priorities.

  30. Max | 9:45 am |

    phoenixx,

    Good one.
    What he really means is:

    Arrrrrgh! Would ya like to review yer life, matey?

  31. Max | 9:46 am |

    Sin in haste.
    Repent at leisure.

  32. pamela38 | 2:12 pm |

    Some people like Zen decorations, others like psychanalitic design…

    It would be a perfect gift for Woody Allen!

  33. Great. Just great. My bathroom accessories just went all Tony Robbins on me. What’s next, my kitchen utensils channel St. Teresa of Avila?

  34. @ Max: Most people today sin at leisure and repent in haste, so ten minutes for an affair and one minute to reflect, regret and reform sounds about right.

  35. Conventi | 11:44 am |

    I hate to have philisophical discussions in Walmarts.

  36. Kitsune | 6:50 am |

    The question that came before “Does it End””

    http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/does-it-end.jpg

  37. Kimmerly | 5:58 pm |

    For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: “It might have been!”

  38. n | 3:43 pm |

    when last night leaves you with questions,,towel hook has all the answers,,,

  39. ann | 9:01 pm |

    Those bathroom accessories really help you come clean…

  40. Executor78 | 7:31 pm |

    I fell like I just spoke to my guidance counselor.

  41. Heather | 2:18 pm |

    Not with that contraption, I don’t! I was actually looking for the self-destructive towel hooks, not the self-reflective ones, sorry…

  42. Awwwesome | 2:58 pm |

    Not with that contraption, I don’t! Actually, I was looking for the self-destructive towel rings, not the self-reflective ones, sorry.

  43. Nemanja Ivanovic | 3:46 pm |

    The new Tony Robins bathroom line.

  44. Teri B | 6:09 pm |

    That’s how they hook you.

  45. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 pm |

    Can I will do it yesterday?

  46. Myself | 6:58 pm |

    Yeah, you know, I really didn’t expect my life to be like this.

  47. Myself | 10:43 am |

    All I did was consider buying this towel hook and my life flashed before my eyes…

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